If you had an acre of desert

If someone gifted you an acre of shit land, in the middle of nowhere, but it had a working well, what would you do with it?
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Nothing. It's useless.

Jerk off into the well water, take that losers.

there are better deals than that, but, you could mine crypto with solar

get a part time job somewhere and that could sustain you, setup a tent and pay like 2 dollars property tax a year

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It's a desert for a reason. You can't do anything.

rent it out for motorcross or something

Not much, an acre is about the size of a football field.
Maybe we could irrigate it and play football?

1 acre? Not worth time. 20 acres, you build greenhouses and grow the worlds hottest peppers in the desert and market it to faggot zoomers as such

its cheaper to buy an acre of the moon and no mexicans

Hey man don’t post my house like that on here.

>mine crypto with solar
Pretty good idea

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>that marvelous house in this amazing neighborhood will be $700k + tips, goyim

You could rehabilitate the soil if you had access to organic material but by the looks of it that might be an issue here. Shade netting would be needed if you want to grow anything.
Hydroponics might work but you would either be importing nutrients or have to start mucking about with aquaponics with the same problem a bit further down the line...
Now that I've had a think... It's worthless land.
Build a earth sheltered bunker to keep cool and hole up with a white and a bag of meth is probably the best you can do.

I would cover it in a large tent and pour an absurd amount of water, yard waste, and food waste on it until i start to get some weeds growing and go from there with terraforming

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You can grow: pomegranates, figs, grapes, plums, peaches, nectarines, apricots, oranges, limes, lemons, grapefruits, cherries......etc. you can grow tons of food as long as you have a source of water.

T.desert backyard fruit grower.

Grow weed

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I would dig and build a house under ground for starters.

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Whore, not "white"
Damn autocorrect

>Sell spring water
Genuinely, if the water is of good quality you can sell it to retards in Cali for 5 dollars a bottle.

Fuck off, we're full.

Build a solar farm and bunker. Something like codyslab mars base experiment.

Build a Holocaust memorial

>working well
>mohave county
big doubt...lemme guess west side of hualapais...

I want to buy it now. I will build a House and Greenhouse. There I would grow Molises, Desert Limes and Finger Limes.

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You are looking for Montana or Idaho. It’ll be more expensive but that desert is worthless, even as a place to flee if shtf.

A working well?
Hook up a tap and flood the place, then sell it as beachfront property.

With a working well...

>you can grow tons of food as long as you have a source of water.
Yeah, and deserts tend to have so many water sources, that's why they are deserts after all.

I thought a "suburb" had to have an URB to begin with....

Set up a bunch of those moisture catchers to collect humidity right out of the air and start landscaping it. Or cook meth..

desert has 1 advantage and that's solar

That's not a suburb.

*Underground.

stage a mars landing

>working well
Build wind barreirs
Solar panels
And farm me some potatoes

aquaponic greenhouses, eventually the moisture deficit will switch back to moisture surplus.

Sell it
I hate the heat and you wouldn’t catch me dead in the desert.

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Make a homestead.
Faggots who say it is useless never have never lived in the desert or probably even been to it.

>Set up a rainwater collection system, it will rain occasionally. Catch what you can when you can.
>Use greywater collection for flushing toilets.
>Solar panels for better self sustainability since you are off grid.
>Shade structure for storing vehicles and to protect them from the sun.
>Build a house with a basement to allow for a cool room yearound.

Plant a load of desert plants and wait for them to fix the sand into soil. Look into the feasibility of a well. Also air wells/atmospheric water gen/condensers driven by solar panel.

That’s because $5 for a bottle of water is nothing to Calichads unlike for you

cool now find a way to feed yourself retard
>catch what you can when you can
ok so pretty much just die is your plan

Hopi Potatoes. Chilote (Normal) Potatoes will do poorly.

Subsistence farm mostly veg and maybe some chickens or rabbits, a goat at a push, barely enough crops to feed a growing family of 5, add an acre for slightly better crop yields, rotation and leaving a quadrant fallow to retain soil nutrients with waste composting. At that size you could definitely have a goat and a few sheep for wool and some fowl too and just enough room to squeeze a garden for supplementary small plantings and herbs. Tree lined with apple and pear trees along with large berry bushes for fruit, alcohol and preserves. To trade with neighbours for shit they grow that I dont or to sell at local market. Maximum desirable acreage for one man with a horse is 6 and it provides ample food for a family of 8-15 and the work output is then enough to be tithed for *ahem* state, business or church needs.
Brits experimented with this shit on the Irish for centuries and wrote a lot down.

Does it really have a working well? That far from the river? Also, Mohave is really, really fucking hot. Like hell on earth