Let women into STEM they said

>women can't cook
>so they go into stem
>because they never learned how to cook they can't even roll a fucking burrito properly
>invent "burrito tape"
trillions of years from now, a sample of my flesh will be discovered by aliens in an otherwise empty region of space. they will, of course, be at a complete loss for how my fucking sides got there.

>Are you sick and tired of your burrito falling apart on you, spilling all your tasty ingredients?
>Have no fear - cue burrito edible tape!
This is world-shattering stuff

Attached: Screenshot_20220523-223537_Chrome.jpg (955x443, 78.22K)

>f*male discovers seaweed
>hailed as scientific breakthrough

food poisoning

People should be eating more plastic anyways

You're talking to a board full of pathetic lanky white guys who eat nothing but fish paste, fish testicles, and toast sandwiches in the hopes that the nutrients will solve their micropenis problem. You think anyone here knows about good food like gyros or burritos?

Attached: opr_hmngbrd_2112347648.png (453x484, 394.5K)

Wait it's edible tape that keeps your burrito closed... not a problem I've encountered lol holy fuck my fellow Americans suck at eating without making a mess though so this is no suprise.

Won't be long until they just sell the edible tape as food or snack

Its just Fruit by the Foot with no flavorings, she stole it.

why is this not the first post? Any Forums has gone downhill

Are white people retarded? Use the foil ffs.

how would society react if you replace "female" with "male" in the article title?

Seriously? All they had to do was warm the tortilla.

Attached: 1576802688126.jpg (324x240, 12.87K)

laughed into oblivion, fired, shot at dusk, unmarked grave

so a fruit rollup with sticky sugar on one end?

the burrito on the left isnt falling apart. also, burritos dont fall apart on the side, they fall apart on the bottom

its a stupid idea. man or woman. But it makes sense a woman came up with it, since the men were busy creating solutions to real problems

Uhm I love burritos and I know I don't need any fucking tape to hold it shut.
So wtf are you talking about are you really trying to schill for pro tapers burritos bro. I can believe you pro tapers. Pro tapers are subhuman pedophiles try to destroy our society.
(Fixed your thread op, made it political your welcome)

LOL, some girl invented this back in the 90s and was on Nickelodeon.
youtube.com/watch?v=nLFjuVyP_n0
It never caught on because people who know how to fold food properly don't have this problem.

You will eat the blue tape bug burrito, drink the estrogenic water, live in the pod, and own nothing. You’re gonna love it.

>You're talking to a board full of pathetic lanky white guys who eat nothing but fish paste, fish testicles, and toast sandwiches in the hopes that the nutrients will solve their micropenis problem.
I dunno what board you're describing but it sounds like some combo of Any Forums r/asianmasculinity, and...Any Forums maybe?

ohhhh, satanic fruit rollups. my bad.

If you actually need this "invention" then whoever is preparing your food is bad at their job and should be fired

>Roastee tape

The fuck wouldn’t I eat a burrito with a fork for anyways

>>A group of female
Stopped reading there, don't care.

You can't fold a burrito, user?

This. Once inhaled plastic during a group project in school. Nice High.

The one on the left was clearly taken after. You can see were it was pulled off. I guess they didn’t need edible tape, huh?

Peak american engineering

Oysters and sardines are good user you hating ass bitch

You're just seething that you can't fold a burrito properly and you refuse to learn

Holy projection man. Hope you fix you embarrassing problem soon!

Lets set aside the idea for a second and assume that it was probably invented by a white man, credit taken by a woman. First of all, these people have to be white or black.

Now I'm white, but I knew enough Mexicans to know that you get your burrito shells from a tortillery. It's a place that makes this shit all day long and they put lard in it. That's what gives it the pleasant texture and weight. They also make these large so that you can fold it over itself.

When you buy this, and fold it on itself, it does not need tape because the whole purpose of the burrito, is that it is wrapped up into a bowl that fits into your hand.

There are so many reasons why this is retarded it is hard to process. Like have you ever actually eaten a properly made burrito? It's like designing a sunroof in a car that is designed "not to fly out into the sky" by ratcheting it down after you close it in your car and then pulling down the "anti fly out" mechanism. It is literally already designed to work perfectly and has been perfected for literaly thousands of years.

Fuckin lol.

Why are you avatar posting on Any Forums. It just means your stupid opinion is easy to sot before I even read it, and it is *always* a stupid discord groomer tier opinion.

Didn't the japanese solve this with seawead?

>female group of engineers

Attached: 1642719283759.webm (576x1024, 2.53M)

>needing tape for a burrito
Like just wrap the fucking thing correctly and it holds itself together.

I bet you wetted seaweed holds better

Good for them, more than I did as an undergrad

Cassandra KW Hoelzl invented Edible Taco Tape on Nickelodeon's Figure It Out episode 202 back in the year 1999

youtube.com/watch?v=nLFjuVyP_n0

Any Forums should file a counter claim to the United States Patent and Trademark Office

it's been invented like decades ago, it's called rice paper, wet rice paper will stick to dough and hold it sufficiently because it isn't a permanent solution, used that as a pastry chef

>it's real
lol Jesus christ a 12 year old did it first. Man, I miss that show btw. Summer Sanders was cool.

>open link to see the fat beaner women
>bombarded by loud ads on the video
>scroll down to the article to see if there are any photos
>another earrape ad stacks on top of others ads
>see a popup ad, and add on the bottom, and ads on the side
Are news 'journalists' really that desperate?
I HATE THE FAT PEOPLE
I HATE THE JOURNALISTS
I HATE THE LOS ANGELES GOBLINAS
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

Let the female engineers have their attention.
It's better they spend their time on stupid shit like this rather than fucking up important things, like building bridges.

Attached: Miami bridge collapse.png (1024x574, 1.23M)

Some nigger will claim they invented it 100 years from now

Link to original article:
archive.is/00HNB
Nice of that elephant to check up on the zoo animal.

Attached: 43D752CD-11D8-45EB-A45A-EA0CD1B1EFA5.jpg (630x419, 50.15K)

>white people
This is in LA, most likely beaners attending that campus.

No, Spaniards solved it thousands of years ago by making tortillas with fat and or oil to stretch it out to a large enough size that it fucking folds in on itself to make the perfect vessle for delivering meat and vegetables into your fat fucking mouth.

This is so stupid I'm fucking angry. This is exactly why people invented the concept of "ridicule."

Attached: 1650146915606.gif (1000x774, 3.64M)

>let women into STEM
>They're cute with it
I like this though

One pre-teen girl (pic related) came up with it decades ago but now it takes an entire group of female university STEM students to come up with the same thing. This is progress!

Attached: Cassandra KW Hoelzl.jpg (200x200, 5.32K)

*10 months

Are you sure that was caused because of a woman or rather that it just florida. didn't they just have an apartment building fall apart ?
fuck the south

IM GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT ALL THE EGGS

Lies. I eat healthy, have 4 children and a beautiful wife. The wife and I spend our weekends meeting other attractive couples around the Reno/Tahoe area for us to fuck. Stop perpetuating this idea that Any Forums is nothing but incel losers. Also the tape idea is whatever, personally I think it’s fucking dumb but i know more dumb people than not so I’m sure a this weird fruit-by-the-foot knockoff will go nicely with their slap-chops, sham-wows amd other useless shit. Oh, heres my credit score too, go outside.

Attached: C629E692-0D81-4C77-A0D2-F61DF5CC9F29.png (750x1334, 216.38K)