this is DAY 1 of WEEK SIX
(Day 20)
Welcome back
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are going to be wrapping up their case
Depp's team may get a chance for a rebuttal
Third witness up
an "entertainment expert"
she's being cross-examined now
Team Amber are running out of time
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
Depp probably won't be called by Amber as time is a factor
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
en.wikipedia.org
jigex.com
twitter.com
OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
>there is no pirates 6 movie
AND THERE'S NO AQUAMAN 3 YOU FUCKER
everyday is check these day
>they didn't wanna talk to you
Kek
I’m tired
Chew looks extra sweaty today
FUCK
I wish he'd fucking say this.
Shut up! Yes there is! Amber was going to make $50 million!
OP before we're done I want to say thanks again lad.
Home stretch
>No, I don't know literally anything about the industry I'm supposed to be an expert within. How could you tell?
Digits and I leave Any Forums forever
Amber's case seems pretty flat fr no cap
>if only you knew how 5:30 things really are
i can't believe how bad these witnesses are getting obliterated
I hope this mockery of a trial redpills a couple of NPCs. This 'trial' is a miniature version of Clownworld, filled to the brim with merchants, cluster B cunts and '''experts'''.
This guy completely dismantled 2 experts today.
Made them backtrack and counteract their own statements, made them look retarded in their own field AND mentioned Amber Turd 4 times.
Try again
Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>AI witness
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
they're not gonna let team amber speak today anymore, are they?
WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT, PIRATES 6 EXISTS. IT'S WITH MARGOT ROBBIE
She already said Heard signed a sort of contract around that, so it's not valid.
Post your face that sums up your feelings about trial today
You disgust me,
Turd
OBJECTION!
en.wikipedia.org
>Shortly before the release of On Stranger Tides, it was reported that Disney was planning to shoot the fifth and the sixth films back-to-back,[4] although ultimately only the fifth installment was developed. By March 2017, director Joachim Rønning stated that Dead Men Tell No Tales was only the beginning of the final adventure, confirming that it would not be the last film of the series.[5] In September 2017, producer Jerry Bruckheimer indicated that another Pirates of the Caribbean was still in development.[6] In October of the same year, Kaya Scodelario stated that she was contractually signed to return for a sixth film.[7] Shortly after, it was confirmed that Rønning will direct the film.[8] In May 2020, Bruckheimer commented that the first draft of the screenplay for the sixth film would soon be finished.
>that turd really hurt heard
why would she say that?
GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTERS HAPPENING ALL ACROSS ASIA
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTERS HAPPENING ALL ACROSS ASIA
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTERS HAPPENING ALL ACROSS ASIA
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTERS HAPPENING ALL ACROSS ASIA
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTERS HAPPENING ALL ACROSS ASIA
IT'S ALL GOOD
caps lock
I've been having a lot of fun
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
this killed my sides. she was actually more than that in the movie, if we're being honest
Elaine just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks
>objection, everything and the kitchen sink
>Star Trekkian
Release me from these shackles
Oh shit she's sounding rough
Why can't he ask about her expert opinion?
Amber informed her of the generated ring sting.
Checked
>THREE YEARS
650$ hour
The woman is not an expert in any way.
The doctor at least knew about his field of knowledge.
You forgot >MEGA Box Office
>3 YEARS
Definitely for Dr. Spiegal
$650/hr for this fucking turd.
woooo calm down. maybe you will even say you...are sleepy? goddamn abuser... i swear Any Forums is abuser nest...
experts reasoning
SHE'S EARNING MORE TODAY THAN TURD DID PER WEEK ON GULLY
Love her side profile
That's gonna be edited out of existence in the next 12 hours.
>650 dollars/hour
Woah, Any Forumsboys you need to get in on that.
I was wondering if he was going to say JOI instead. But oh man I am happy with how it turned out.
THIS IS THREE YEARS OR WORK
I'm so fucking lost right now, how the fuck this bitch doesn't get laughed out of court, and beaten by either Depp or an upstanding citizen is beyond me
>$650/hr for this crap
>working on it three years
>$60,000
>3 years
How the FUCK does she work on a case like this for 3 years and know SO little?!
>THREE YEARS AND SHE'S THIS INCOMPETENT
>THREE (3) YEARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO
Okay, ten minutes of this shit left. Let’s see if she manages to not shoot her head off.
What's your compensation?
>$650 per hour
To date
>Been working for 3 years, $60,000
>3 years
>Doesn't know jack shit
Kino episode today lads
$60K FOR THREE YEARS OF WORK
>Working on the case for 3 years
>Doesn't know who's in the movie with Amber Turd
Working on the case for over 3 years and she knows less actors than me and I don't even watch these fucking movies
She's been on the case for 3 years, and knows so little
>3 years
>this is the result
>definitely
she's not
THREE FUCKING YEARS
>3 years and 60,000 dollars for this
Elaine’s going to make it snappy!
>she's made $60k by knowing literally nothing about what she's testifying towards
IM SO JEALOUS AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME
movie expert doesnt know anything about movies, who would have thought
>It's fucking Elaine again
>$60000
no wonder she watched aquaman as she billed 1300 dollars for it
I like how his stutter disappears
kek look how she is suddenly happy and smiling
WHAT
IF
ANY
what happenings?
if it was that important everybody else would be there instead
notice how you haven't yet taken me up on my offer to post links to those threads here in this thread
isn't that curious
>very first question is leading
>WHAT IF ANY
Nobody cares about bug continent fuck off
WHAT.
IF.
ANY.
here comes
>what if any
How the fuck do they talk underwater in this, wouldn't it sound all weird and muted? How do Atlanteans even work? I'll accept gills with a handwave, but are they telepathic or something too?
WHATIFANY
WHATIFANY
WHATIFANY
WHATIFANY
WHATIFANY
WHATIFANY
WHATIFANY
What if anyyyy
Finally a good lore post.
WHAT IF ANY rare caras do you have?
W-WHAT IF ANY
What if any?
>worked over 92 hours and this is the result
What if any for these last 10 mins
>Wayne Dennison learned more about her industry during a snack break on Any Forums
WHAT IF ANY
biden is a senile puppet, stop being a braindead sheep, he could drop dead today and nothing would change
he actually had a bombshell saved for the end kek
60 grand for this shit?!?!
>A single evening of looking online will inform you more than this woman did in three years of work
WALDMINIONS
latest jiggie game
jigex.com
>jigex.com
jigex.com
>jigex.com
>he's still fucking going
ok this is funny but seriously. This witness was not even credible in the first place and you've already btfo her like 3 hours ago. Can we just move on please
flat butt
What, if any, chance do you think I'll ever work again?
Ahhh creepy!
>social media campaign
>social media campaign
>social media campaign
>social media campaign
She's been paid to say that phrase as much as possible, hasn't she?
650 an hour, I'm an expert too.
>SOCIAL COMEDIANS
>same expressions as in testimony
so she was acting
Is this guy ok?
Why is he looking at Ambers lawyers?
Elaine has discovered the cheat code for trials
i do have a bigger ass than her if you are interested in seeing it
Thats a big pint
Does anyone else feel bad for Elaine?
The funniest part about this "what if any" is it basically amounts too.
"This is bullshit, but if it did happen" and it's painfully obvious.
60 GRAND
3 YEARS
LITERALLY KNOWS FUCKING NOTHING
This bitch playing 4D chess.
W H A T I F A N Y
>H
A
>T
I
>F
A
>N
Y
>what if any
>only 60k
what did she do, blow all the money on shitcoins?
I told you he needed to murder her, user.
>650$/h
And he did.
I think her evidence is integral part of the counter suit
>Elaine
>doesn't sustain objections during cross
>overrules all objections during redirect
Oh my god sorry for phone posting
>Wah Tiffany
what did Nolan mean by this? this character keeps being mentioned by Elaine, but we have never seen her in court. Is Wah a nickname? is she chinese?
I'd do it for 640
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE JUDGE DOING
>a woman makes 650/h being an "expert" that doesn't even know a fraction about the industry that the average Any Forums poster does
3 fucking years and she first met amber today at lunch? what the hell?
Woman is a fraud
Schizo guy does schizo things anyway
It's not hard.
~92 hours
>3 years
lol
Well, was ;)
WHAT IF ANY!??!
over 400 caras in my folder fren, here is cara eating cheese.
And not BTFO of a movie casual live on the internet for everyone to see?
judge is fucking nodding off
>WHAT IF ANY
Jesus Christ, when is the judge going to stop this?
I'll drink to that.
Nah, she's crooked
Time to wrap up another day of testimony devestating to Depps claim. Great job all.
100 BILLABLE HOURS TO MAKE UP NUMBERS AND READ TABLOIDS
>$60,000
100 BILLABLE HOURS TO MAKE UP NUMBERS AND READ TABLOIDS
>$60,000
100 BILLABLE HOURS TO MAKE UP NUMBERS AND READ TABLOIDS
>$60,000
DIDN'T KNOW WHO PATRICK WILSON WAS
DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF TURD'S OTHER FILMS
>SUSTAINED
No.
Her heart is broken. Her crush keeps objecting.
>She's allowed to rely on hearsay
wut
SUSTAINED
>She's an expert on hearsay so that's okay?
hearsay!
pls share
I would die by boredom as a jury desu
>it's an elaine episode
No, she is insanely obnoxious. Every single time there's some kind of objection, she tries to weasel her way out of it and tries to beg the judge like a slimy roach.
no it's
>I'm going to pretend that this question isn't totally rehearsed and that there's a very specific answer that both I and the witness have agreed upon beforehand
>everybody talks about aquaman bro
>superblitz for questions and answering because everybody wants to get out before 5:30pm
LMAO!
user, she makes 650$/h
650*100=65000
what is her eye doing at 5 seconds
>SHE'S ALLOWED TO RELY ON HEARSAY
THAT'S THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE BEEN SHOT DOWN ON THAT COUNT, ELAINE.
STOP IT, CUNT.
Honest mistake ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No. She's a scummy lawyer whose entire modus operandi is asking leading questions to trick the witness into her narrative, an actual fraud. Rottenborn is the only good lawyer Turd has on her side.
>I FORGOT THE QUESTION
FUCKING KEK
Did DC pay her to say that "one of the highest if not the highest grossing movie" line over and over again? Especially since it's not true?
What if any
I FORGOT IT
I like the lazy way the judge sustains objections
How do I get involved in becoming a paid testimony guy? I know more than any of these losers by shitposting in Any Forums 12 hours a day man.
>do you know?
They HAVE to get out 5:30 whether they finish or not.
This guy is based idgaf what anyone else says. Look at that no fucks given atitude. Chad like.
I FORGOT IT
IT'S NOT FOR FUCKS SAKE, IT'S THE 24TH HIGHEST GROSSING
>everyone talks
YOU LITERALLY JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT A CHART TO SEE THE NUMBERS, HOW DO YOU SPEND 3 YEARS ON THIS AND NOT EVEN KNOW THE FACTS HOLY FUCK
I FORGOT MY OWN QUESTION
>Objection
>bhuhm-bahaha
>Sustained
>Do YOU Know??
>What if, Do YOU know, anything??
>ACK
>Elaine rushing
>judge helping her
>I forgot it
>I forgot
>tfw sick of elaine weasel wording her way around objections
>just sustain everything
>everyone wants to leave at this point
>do you know the answer?
>what was the question?
>I don't know
>do you know the answer to that question?
Elaine asks after getting object'd to death
Imagine being Amber Heard's lawyer, it's not her fault what would you even do to win the case?
Are you the right race?
>ask her how does she know
Is the judge fucking coaching Elaine now?
> I FORGOT THE QUESTION
Elaine pls
>ask her how she knows
>what if any
OBJECTION
>SUSTAINED
>what if any
OBJECTION
>SUSTAINED
>what if any
OBJECTION
>SUSTAINED
STOP HELPING HER WTF
I honestly feel more bad for the Jury and Judge for needing to put up with what, if any, bullshit she keeps using.
bad CGI brother
F O U N D A T I O N
>judge helps
did today do anything for Amber's side at all
>depps lawyer chuckled
I can't handle this bros
>Ask her how she knows...
JUDGE LITERALLY TELLS HER WHAT TO ASK
>Judge literally telling Elaine how to ask the question
baaahahahahahahahaha
>Judge giving Elaine the tutorial
>judge literally helping Elaine
Holy fuck what a clown show.
>THE JUDGE TELLING HER WHAT TO ASK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>especially if they're negroes
That's a bit uncalled for
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
Wait, isn't it supposed to bxmyhge over for today?
this bitch is nothing but hearsay & speculation.
Dude this is fucking hilarious
This judge is begging to become biased. It is ridiculous.
>Ask her how do you know
>How do you know
>Busts in
OBJECTION
How the fuck has Elaine not been warned yet she gets objected on the same fucking thing 20 times in a row but just keeps asking it
>ask her how she knows
WE GOT COACHING ???
elaine, it's not a cure-all
>I'll send an invoice for my legal services later
>Ask her how she knows
Just has to throw Elaine a bone because she's such a fuck up
Bombing so hard the judge helps her
>25 years in the industry
>doesn't know a single actor or film
>Ace Attorney tutorial mode
Elaine sucks so bad
>very specific
Is it illegal for the judge to help one side like that?
>hasn’t seen Star Trek
She's not paid to tell facts, she's paid to tell what Heard's team wants her to say.
>"What's wrong with this nigga..."
This. What Tha fucks is this shit? A Mock trial?
the psychiatrist was something. had a stieg larsson - lisbeth flashback. evolution of ethics, laid down in a general code of conduct vs (((what else should we do))) is a horrible, ignorant and unacceptable state of affairs that is far too easy to be influenced
3 YEARS
The lawyer already asked that question in a jumbled, retarded way and the judge was trying to just get this over with.
No
>60,000 and three years and doesnt even know the films her client acted in
Pic rel tbh4
>didnt even know they made an aquaman movie
>random capeshit movie printed over a billion dollars
I told you. Rottenborn is not as scummy. Hell, even the other lawyer that objected to himself is better. She's just slimy.
Did Ambers dudes not waste there 8 hours yet?
WHERE IS MY FUCKING UBER!!!!?????
I'm not even listening to anything she's said during rebuttal, do you think the jury is?
Hey, she's talked to Jason Momoa's agent so she's clearly pretty knowledgeable
I don't know but I think the judge is completely done with Elaine and her WHAT IF ANY questions.
>>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
Updated
Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>AI witness
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
Judge literally helping defense, what a cunt.
how is it that johnys lawyer are non stop throwing objections while elaine is just sitting silently at cross examination
she brought up the alpacas again...
>hasn't read dune
>the alpaca question
>A MILLION ALPACAS
holy shit the alpacas again?
checked
She literally said her "research" is looking at IMDB.
>asks about alpacas once more
She's never going to let go those fucking alpacas
>Are you frustrated Elaine?
God I want her to be my ex wife.
>Alpacas question
what a fanny
If she didn't step in we'd be listening to WHAT IF ANY for the rest of the trial, Elaine is a fucking terrible lawyer
>WHAT IF A-CK
Amber's lawyers have destroyed their public image. Some of them even have had death threats towards them. Imagine their public image if Amber wins...
SHE HAD 3 YEARS
>THREE FUCKING YEARS
TO SAY AQUAMAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN
to be fair its mostly chinamen
A MILLION ALPACAS
shes arguably giving legal advice, but a judge is allowed to explain her evidentiary rulings like that
THE DEFECATION
Elaine is STILL not aware that the alpaca shit was a fucking joke. SHE IS SO FUCKING STUPID.
They wasted enough considering we have 3 more days of testimonies.
SHE BACK TO THE FUCKING ALPACAS
hashtag poop
what
if
any
>DEFECATION
STRIKE THE POOPOO
POOOOOOP
Defecation, or poop?
DEFECATION MENTIONED
POOP
Is he suing for a million alpacas? Why does she keep bringing that up?
p o o p
o
o
p
>they're afraid to say turd
#poop
MARLON BRANDO IS DEAD!!!??? ZOMG!!!!!
POOP
>POOP
POOP
poop
>strike the poop
>elaine can you ask a non fucking leading question PLEASE you stupid fucking CUNT
whoa, the judge kinda went too far...
HASHTAG POOP
AND THEN DEY STRIKE DA POOPOO
>alpacas
>defecation
OH Elaine
What an end to today
>what if anything
>what if anything
>what if anything
>what if anything
IT'S OVER ELAINE
Cause Elaine is genuinely fucking shit, notice how many times JD's team relied on what if any
Abuser?
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
>it's an Amber Turd episode
>what if any [extremely specific question with no less than 100 words in it]
How does one strike the defecation? With a sword?
>I don't believe poop was one of the hashtags
This is where the USA Judicial System is at, anons
>I know the poop # was used
Almost...
How can you tell which one is Rottenborn, they look the same
But he was never going to lay eyes on her again.
#poop #AmberTurd
#POOPYHEARD
#HEARDPOOPS
#POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
#Doritos
He said he wouldn’t do another film with Disney for a million alpacas cause he hates them so much (Disney not the Alpacas).
HAVE ANOTHER
WILL THIS BE THE FINAL THREAD TONIGHT
LOL MAYBE
She isn't lookin at him though
checked
The tremble in the judge's voice.
Are we all just Waldminions bros?
checked
>What if any droid attack on the wookies?
>this womyn got 60k for glancing over imdb and wikipedia
my wife sitting here. hasn't watched any of this. "this lawyer is not very good"
>I DON'T KNOW
God, I hope my lawyer never says this.
at this point literally everyone in that room is begging elaine to stop making her shitty loaded questions
Objection hearsay