/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3261 VITAMIN CHUG EDITION

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>the city of Liman is being stormed by Russian troops
>Mariupol arc is over
>Putin posthumously awards Motorola the Order of Courage
>RU MoD: Azovstal now under complete Russian control
>Commander of the 36th Marines Battalion, Sergey Volyna, surrenders to Russia
>Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead
>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
>Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast

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>Wakes up
>Ukraine still exist

Thank you Putin

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Z, desu

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DOOMER

HOURS

shit's fucked
always been

i miss the funny memes and the early livestreams from cities

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Z

Z
Natoniggers tongue my anus.

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How are we coping with this chugapedes?

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>3 is Z in Russian
>333
Based trips

remember uhg in a nutshell

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/chug/ > /uhg/

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same

It's easy, we aren't

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question for zoorope/north american anons, how's life there really? i have never been outside this country so i'm kinda curious how it is anywhere else

i can bake if you are getting tired OP

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so he began on a diplomatic path in the 90's
good riddance

>"Ukrainian troops have low morale! Look at this video!"

Wait.... those are our guys!

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>379111439
by roping you /uhg/ger

SLAVA EUROINA

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Man, Russians are dumb. This is what decade's of genetic subserviency-breeding will do.

I'm serious. For over one hundred years, ANY Russian brave enough to question society was ruthlessly killed and their families intimidated or purged. Only the submissive Russians get to breed. This is why they have so many gays, all the real men were killed for speaking out. This is why they are pathological liars, they are genetically cowards. They were selectively bred to be inferior and easy to rule, that's why their war performance is so freakishly bad. The Russian gene pool has been destroyed by despotism, and now they are too weak to reverse it themselves.

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chill beats to roast ZOG soldiers to
youtube.com/watch?v=NqhkqnSg164

>Attention to the contingent of Correctional Facility-52 DPR (Elenovka)
>Due to overload, a number of mandatory rapes is reduced to 3 per day.
>For "Azov" to 7 per day.
>Deputy Chief CF-52 Shuiko.
retard in prev thread didn't bother translating it

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here's a greypill, shit will always be fucked. there's an odd peace in knowing that shit will be fucked until the end of time, so take comfot in the fact that you at least have some control over the fucked shit in your life

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I'd like to chug down on a pair of big Slavic Orthodox mommy milkers.

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ZUKA BLYAT

>traitorous diploscum fucking off
Russia can't stop winning

picrel

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Remember

All vatnig cope tears on these chuggie threads are cried by about less than 80 people all bejng active 24/7/12/365

Literally pathetic ogre behaviour, because monke ogre brain cant think beyond two things which are suck putin cock and bump chug threass

To Ukrainian soil fertilizer you go

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baZed

We did it Patrick! We saved the people of LNR and DNR!

ok but how does this affect the war

>Sauce onegaishimasu
eeas.europa.eu/eeas/we-need-increase-european-defence-capabilities-working-better-together_en
here you go, mein negro

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>379111838
okay nigger

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Evening chug,
Here is a pic I promised a couple o bros to take yesterday; one of the many billboards for martyrs that exist around the city and in other cities, not to mention the individual signs that people put infront of their houses for their relatives.

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>heavy losses, mariupol
no link

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based, saved and much appreciated

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all true please subscribe to my onlyfans account
t.me/mod_russia

files.catbox.moe/3mtdjp.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3mtdjp.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3mtdjp.mp4

I revel in mysery leave me be

you are literal reddit glownigger tier, i miss the baltikike trashcan kosher nazi schizo, hope he survived the 7th covid booster

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based, thank you

Just looking at this guy makes me think he was a fag

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very noice
hopefully the monument will be made in stone at some point

Material conditions are just fine, I guess. Its expensive tho. And everyone is kinda crazy.

I know i come here to support ukraine and get some (you)s, but can actual fucking shills come up with a new copypasta ive read this one at least like 20 times now lol

kekd, lmaod even

it's always a variant of monke, which is a int janny meme.
no originality
only tranny ukraine mascott

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Good night sirs

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goodnight fren

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All you need is beers, a guitar, campfire and people to drink around

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Lavrov was recently told how Russian diplomats abroad being thretened resently by western secret services while at the same time being offered big sums of money to make such a statement like this. I guess this particular guy was not strong enough also he could have been blackmaild by naybe some porn with him or something. Anyway he is a traitor ad the less of such pidors will left on Russian service the better.

goodnight fren

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ANOTHER TB2 SHOT DOWN

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gnight user

night fren

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Gracias

>that sound
missle BRRRRT

are you from the future?

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>Im talking about the wall of text and how its just ctrl C ctrl V
>Ruskie mentions some fucking monkeys and shieeet
NGMI

YES
But for now I need head on the stake of whoever decided to send LNR and DNR conscripts into rifle assaults

good night sir

Grad is one of the most BASED weapons ever

How many of those things have been shot down?

>double trips
basedesu.

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>I want to steal it nyu-huhu
Good night!

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Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, бpaтишкa.

A-a-anons, I am so gay it keeps me up at night, I draw Z's in love milk on the walls, I want the entirety of Russia to run trains on me and breed my caged butt, I wanna be a good girl and take Putin's vatdick in me and get yummy-wummy-cummies uwu nyaaa~
>agent Smith hits me from behind with 800 page shill manual
>"you fucking retard, page 690 is about fucking furry speak, turn to page 420, Any Forums section"
...*ahem*...
Supporting Russia is for summerfags, holy kek

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Just hypothetically. What if he is telling the truth? What if the diplomatic servic really had a turn to worse and worse quality?

It's probably one of those Bayraktars khkhols lost near Snake Island. Underwater currents carried it to Romanian coast.

Any news on Malcolm Nonce? LOL

what?

damn bro i'm just saying kek
calm down

woooooooosaaaaaaaah

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Good night and sweet dreams

The writings on the top of the picture is a quote from Hafez that says:
>Martyrs are they who are the most generous in the world and are the most noble of men

Goddamn I miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe.

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Bet you these faggots died for jewlensky.

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googled monograno
is this how jews get away with overpricing everything these days? $12 for 500g of wheat? IT'S FUCKING WHEAT. It's not gonna taste better
Learn the game. My tip, learned from a jewish landlady I rented from once: buy stuff from the second lowest price category. It's all the same as what you get from more expensive things, but without a retarded premium, and without cutting corners on quality as the cheapest category does. That's it.

>stats for june
>it's 23 may
pigger

Whats up with these pedobait anime girls posted often on chug
Also that tank girl whatever who is drawn to look like a 5 yr old
No

people here are always so friendly

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lmao that's just sad, you're embarrassing yourself user

Chug strikes yet again

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>379111439
>getting smashed so bad the only cope you have is moral
Z.

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>2021 sales volume
Learn to read

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No they're not

o7

reportin in

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Due to the facts of mass desertion and surrender by Ukrainian soldiers, the military and political leadership of Ukraine decided to allow commanders to shoot their subordinate soldiers and officers. For this purpose, a bill was submitted to the Verkhovna Rada. Now the service in the Ukrainian army will sparkle with even greater colors. Now the commanders will waste all the undesirables, and the war will write off everything.

The bill has the number 7351 and was published on the official website of the Verkhovna Rada.

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Aнoн...

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Because we are all people here

why shouldn't we be?

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excuse me, they are actually 105 year old vampires, i have on good authority.

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"Any Forums is for muh anime" or something

pretty sure someone from uhg tries to post borderline cp from time to time to farm (you)s on their subreddit. these guys are just helping him blend in

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Mmmm orang juice :P *schlurp schlurp*

chug + comfy + dane mami = good times

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вaшe мecтo y пapaши

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