Let's start with the title
We should write one of these
Nigger
I'm illiterate and severely retarded. Write my autobiography for me.
Tongue
Woke baby enjoys anal sex with transgenders!
Based Baby
My
Anus
fpbp
Little nigger is a smart one. It knows to keep its hands above its head, where the police can see them.
Fixed it for you.
The fuck is a woke baby?
It's just fifty pages of "nigger" with maybe one "sneed"
Kek
so perfect
it's a baby who's woken up after their sleep and ready for mummy's breastmilk
Woke Baby wakes up early every day, to go to work. He slangs fentanyl to other woke baby’s. Sometimes, evil white man stops woke baby with an atomic knee.
Thanks. Even better!
kek
>SHEEEEIIITTT!!!
Woke baby stretches, And puts his fresh Nike’s on.
>MOOOVE BITCH!!!
He steps over his white girlfriend, bruised and bleeding on the way out the door.
lil nigga is already 165cm
imagine the chaos when he becomes an adult
My sides
>Hands up, nigger!
Woke baby is confronted by the police outside his government housing.
>SHEEEEEIIIIIIT
He makes a run for it.
The men with tiny hats!
Pretty good, I'd also put crack pipe on there, guns, and even an image of an assault occurring.
Let’s call it Racist Baby and just have it be a 20 pages of studies showing that Jewish newborns have the highest in-group facial preference of any ethnicity.
Woke baby is laughing inside knowing he is actually 22 years old and that the immigration board are too stupid to realise, or that they are covering for him. Either way, the gibs be his.
Here is an idea, you know those shitty kid books that are meant to teach a lesson? It can be in the style of that, the plot could be about his father going to jail, and little woke baby having to cope and becoming a gang banger or something lol
>REDPILLED BABY
>written by Any Forums
>illustrated by Ben Garrison
I could see that working
photoshop Tyrone's face on there