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>Tories launch investigation into party campaigner's tweet saying girls, 16, have 'creamy magnetic smell'
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-launch-investigation-tweet-saying-27039870

>Disgraced ex Tory MP Imran Ahmad Khan jailed over sex attack on 15-year-old boy
thesun.co.uk/news/18655465/imran-ahmad-khan-sex-attack-teen-boy/

>UK records 36 more monkeypox cases as ever-growing outbreak triples in size
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10846183/UK-records-THIRTY-SIX-monkeypox-cases.html

>Photo emerges of Boris Johnson raising glass at No 10 party
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/sue-gray-report-latest-boris-johnson-b2085309.html

>Prince Andrew spotted grinning from ear to ear after Queen agrees return to royal fold
express.co.uk/news/royal/1614582/Prince-Andrew-news-pictures-Queen-Elizabeth-II-royal-role-Duke-York-garter-Service

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No paedophiles or gays allowed in this thread.

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Hey britpol...

If at first you don't succeed then fuck that shit this fucking shit i can't TAKE it anymore

>creamy magnetic smell
that name for my new bandaskdfnskn

found a new audiobook to listen to, lads

fuck off back to where you came from

>sussex
>complaining about gays

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Hey Stella...

hey you say this every thread

Any news on this Monday?

What did I just say??

Is it any good?

>me playing Elden Ring

And? I'm not allowed to say hi now?

why doesnt the south east have golden dawn energy?

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The pope is a heretic? We know that already.

Wtf is Sussex’s problem

some king you turned out to be

Not all pedos are gay, but all faggots are pedos.

I said no gays or paedos, as a representative of both you simply must leave

no
fuck off

that youre a fairy and you like sniffing real mens bollocks

dunno yet, got the audible version for free. converted it to FLAC ofc. doesnt sound too bad at the moment.

Not much over here. I'm watching this at the moment:
rumble.com/v15t1mr-media-nudges-biden-away-from-ukraine-as-special-status-trap-set-for-poland..html
What have you got planned for today?

>Hey britpol...

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That is some heartless shit

That's not josh lad

How tall are you?

Based plate throwing division

I'll perhaps give it a go.

Ginge is an orange belt with a ginger insecure pussy. Same with Eddie, the dead beat dad with a fatty liver and weak muscles,.

Hope josh dies this year.

If anything it proves they got heart. Maybe you’re too cowardly like the brownbriton to fight for something?

I don't think happiness is something that can be achieved desu, I think its something you already have from the second you're born until you choose to let things grind you down. so its really as simple as choosing to not let things grind you down so you can go back to your original mindset. and thats why no matter what you chase nothing will ever make you happy. because it can't, because you already have your happiness and you're actually running from it

not really. the rapefugees should know better that to invade europeans lands with their hand out. the real heartless ones are the filthy sjw roaches who encourage this rampant onslought of the unwashed to our shores.

>Hey britpol...

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5'10 mate

AAXtoMP3 helps

I hope josh gets a mild cold this year

Happiness comes from ur hed innit

Hellas, Sparta!
Many many years ago...when Persia came to shore
youtube.com/watch?v=p1SlBlB5pzU

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Many people are in the pursuit of happiness, they don't know you should be happy in the now

Ooh baby
Do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven
It's a place on earth

Do the pakis and the indians hate each other in Brittania? Or are they all like bruvs to each other?

happiness cums from gettin hed init

vocaroo.com/1l8xttSYHDIK

About £730 million

Followed by tragic rock slide

I have to go shopping. Makeup and other stuff. Its clear after reading about his comments on Taiwan that he is provoking china to make a move. Russia will take Finland after Crimea. China will move on Taiwan. Its going to keep getting worse. Unfortunately this is what happens when elections are stolen in the US.

When I had covid I sat on the beach for a few hours on a calm day waiting for some of our esteemed visitors to arrive but when none did I had to settle for simply licking the door handles of the public toilets
>literal manlet
Hahahahahaha