The press/media seem pretty convinced that Depp is going to be questioned by Heard's attorneys today so we'll just have to wait and see how that pans out
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
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>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
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Deeppest lore: >Mega pint >Dropping a grumpy >BPD and Ecstasy >Fat-ass >amica cream >The Monster >Because you're a cunt >Hello Mr.Rottenborn >One million alpacas >DJ Maxipad >Officer Squarehead >Festival of icecream >Yay >How many dabs am I allowed? >Amber hit the wall hard >Take your meds >It looks like it would fit come cocaine >A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking >Fecal delivery >Self-objection >People are gone after they leave >Curry muffins >Drives out of court >DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME >"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx >Psychic pain >Johnny's got a jar of cocaine >I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis >YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER >YOU ARE NOT A MOM >YOU DON'T EXIST >NO_FUN_FOR_JD >I won't say what I said >You will never see my eyes again >ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn >That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question >Big chonky rings >I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another >I don't >Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~ >"suck my dick" - Amber Heard >Objection, unintelligible >bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here >marilyn manson is weird being >Magnum Bottle >Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint >much lower budget and with a woman >what if any >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >I accept the instruction >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >same instruction, same grounds >AI witness >Do I have to answer that question? >Rick Sanchez as expert >When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream >Isn't he dead? >So no, I don't believe he would use one >that johnny facepalm >I'm wrong. >Ok, lets leave it at that.
anyone watching law and crime they found one amber supporter and she said depp was the abuser literally because he's older than her and has more money therefore he has more power
Of course you fucking incels are laughing about domestic abuse. No wonder women want nothing to do with you.
Wyatt Anderson
Jury reports are in, they love the jew (((expert))). Sorry not sorry, Depp simps.
Jose Baker
boobas
Colton Walker
Yeah, saw that meek little white. I'd smash her face in too.
Evan Robinson
>cuck & crime
Luis Kelly
I have it muted, but that's a retarded claim.
Nolan Foster
Finger-lickin' good.
Liam Rogers
yes lunch break but its over within the next few minutes
Levi Green
She cute
David Murphy
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued. >"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard. >"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard. >"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove. >"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
What kind of defence calls the plaintiff as their own witness, top lawyering
Thomas Walker
greatest of keks
Lincoln Howard
I never expected I would be watching psycho kino I would like to imagine that he was a patient that switched/impersonated a doctor and the doctor is in the asylum to this day while this loony is wrecking havoc.
Nolan Anderson
i've heard the other way around, sorry, heard simp
Xavier Peterson
need webm of >Marlon Brando? Isn't he dead? >*facepalm*
Matthew Nelson
To presumably poke holes in him, but obviously it opens up cross once more.
Imagine being some intern at a PR firm and being tasked with browsing a politically incorrect board on a Cambodian mollusk farming forum to try and improve your client's image.
Josiah Rivera
I mute mine and put on Banjo Kazooie OST while waiting
im a turbo autist and have never been to court but i got "summoned" to jury duty once. didn't know what to expect but figured i'd go for 2 hours and get the day off work.
but they picked me for jury selection so instead of getting to leave early i was there all day and i got questioned by lawyers. was for a simple DUI case, a guy got pulled over drunk on new years eve. one of the defense lawyers was an S tier cutie. i kept staring at her, i fell in love. i also kept smiling and laughing to myself when the lawyers were arguing, i had never been in a court room before and i didn't expect them to object so much. one of the prosecutors asked me if i hated cops because i laughed when he was talking about cops, i said no i don't hate anyone without knowing them, it's just a nervous tick and i had never been in court before. then eventually they asked if i would believe the police without video+audio evidence about this guy drunk driving on new years eve, and they asked if that was beyond reasonable doubt. i was like "well to play devils advocate he could have been on meds or an over the counter drug, everyone reacts differently to medicine so you could argue it isn't beyond reasonable doubt." of course the guy was drunk driving but they asked me a specific question. also i watched "devils advocate" the night before to prepare for jury duty so i was glad to say "devils advocate" in court. i didn't tell them about the movie i was secretly jazzed up to say the movie title.
but when i said that i looked over at the judge and she was looking at me like ">_>" then i looked at the qt defense lawyer that i was eye fucking and she was like ">_>" turns out, later in the day when a defense lawyers laid out the case it was basically what i said.
so tl;dr i kept eye fucking a camila tier qt lawyer, giggling to myself at weird moments, and i said what the defense was long before they laid it out. i didn't get picked, but i fapped to the thought of that lawyer girl later on.
Amber Heard Left a turd In the middle of her bed. She tried to blame it on the dog But Johnny looked down at this log Clearly this could not be said That the dog was the one that shat on the bed.
The poop, too big; The dogs, too small; The story, too far; The reach, too tall.
The Turd that Amber Heard had left though fast, and swift and deft; was not done by the dog or maid, It was Ambers Turd that she had laid.
Amber not looking good as an ACLU advocate for victims of domestic abuse.
Jason Turner
As I understand it since he's being called as a defense witness they cant ask leading questions but the plaintiffs can ask leading questions on cross.
Henry Thompson
Why are the jury not allowed to research on the internet but the defence can bring in absolute lunatics like this? Is the whole court system a meme now that we all have internet?
>XXX name files was confidential >objection >SUSTAINED >what if any XXX name files was confidential >question goes through ??????????
Christopher Moore
She's leading too heavily already, basically begging him to give the answers she needs.
Austin Jackson
>gets objected >instant WHATIFANY without even knowing what her next question is AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE HER SO MUCH WHY CAN'T ONE OF THE BAILIFFS SUPLEX HER
You shouldn't, aside from the amusement of watching "based" Any Forumsedditors simp for a junkie jew puppet.
William Clark
Does she hear how cringe she sounds? Both elaine & rottenborn speak in a really unlikable way. It's hard to explain. Like no positive feedback whatsoever even for their own witnesses & clients.
They're clearly just really horrible people with pure disdain for the truth.
Anyone else feels bad for Elaine? She doesn't deserve this
Cameron Mitchell
Am I a Jew? Religiously? No, Ethnically? Technically in part I have Jewish ancestry although I identify as an Englishman my great-grandmother converted to Christianity and married a Protestant in a Church and was buried in a Christian cemetery
Carter Cox
10 cents has been deposited into your account
Xavier Lopez
He's definitely been coached to calm the fuk down during the break
Camden Brooks
>cranberry juice What is it your period
John Howard
>objection >WHATIFANY >overruled >t-thank you...
William Collins
I think Amber's lied to her so much that she can't make this case work. A lawyer needs their client to be truthful, they can't spin lies that get heavily scrutinized.
It represents a sea change as far as shit like #metoo and #believeallwomen goes. Heard took advantage of the "battered brave woman" narrative for the sake of her own celebrity. All the people defending her are outing themselves as ideologues and this means we've already won.
Because you currently live in a society where a woman can destroy a man's career by making a claim without any evidence not only that but you get rewarded for your lies
Ryan Cruz
>Implying Camille won't go mama bear if they try to confuse him.
Luke Walker
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA VAXBRAIN ELAINE HATES HOW ADORABLE JOHNNY DEPP IS
>What if any I hope the jury see's this for what it is
Jack White
doodling is NARCISSISTIC
William Turner
EATING CANDY AND DOODLING IS ILLEGAL, ARREST THIS MAN!
Bentley Jenkins
>objection leading >what if any
Brandon Hall
The judge allowed it for 2 weeks and then must've read some criticism about it so she pushed back like twice. Overall, Elaine is right to employ it because it generally has worked.
Grayson Lee
I love the way he 'forgets' Dr Currys name. Clearly just a dig at her.
Kayden Fisher
>you saw johnny eat M&Ms in the court room >what if any evidence did you find about johnny being a child rapist?
Jonathan Phillips
>OBJECTION >What if any, your honor
Kevin Bennett
I hope they bring back Muffin Mommy to BTFO this guy
AAAAAAAAA HE'S DOODLING AND EATING OOOOOOOOOOAAAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN
Noah Jackson
>OBJECTION >what if a-any >overruled kek
Xavier Long
Depp has kept the same employees for decades >IF THEY DONT ADMIRE HIM THEYRE GONE he didn't fire anybody except his corrupt 'business manager' that fucked up his money
Holy shit they really are here. I thought you all were joking
Henry Price
That's edward norton.
Christopher Barnes
I don't know if that's a good thing? I can't imagine it is.
Asher Scott
So the jury here have lost six weeks of their lives and income (very poorly compensated), wouldn’t it be fair enough to fine the BPDemon responsible for this whether or not she’s strictly guilty under your jury instructions? Fuck
Adam Butler
will you fucks fuck off? generals are masturbation, and this trial is a distraction. >so PLEASE fuck off with your trivial bullshit.
that's so cool I used to draw dinosaurs in notebooks all the time as a kid nothing like this though nicely done
Sebastian Gonzalez
>Both elaine & rottenborn speak in a really unlikable way. elaine is not unlikable though. the jury constantly always faces her when she's talking (per witnesses). Amber Heard is unlikable though. She gets very infrequent eye contact by the jury.
Ryder Cox
Why didn't he did the same tests that dr muffin did on amber instead of going through her notes
Ian Roberts
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PARTICIPATE IN MY HUGBOX OR YOURE A SHILL Newfags are the worst. Go back.
Liam Morris
>hyper arousal
Kayden Hernandez
So there's no possible way the jury is believing this lunatics bullshit now after what happened right before the break right?
Logan Peterson
hmmm who will the Jury listen to, Dr. Curry or the jew that started seething like crazy as a witness?
James Torres
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh?
Luis Peterson
I made the meme and you're lying. The reason the bottoms are cut off is simply that it didn't look as nice. Pic related.
>all these leading questions >objections overruled they paid off the Judge over the weekend
Julian Rivera
> OBJECTION, yells depps laywer. > LEADING, he said with a smug face. > The air is tense is the court room. > all eyes on the judge. > Elaine response confidently. > WHAT > IF > the audience gasp. > .... > ANY?????
Noah Brooks
>HE'S TRYING TO EXCUSE HER HORRIBLE ACTING HAHAHAHA
Evan Davis
i once was on a jury trial and i was stuck for two fucking weeks, it was awful. some dumb broad went to a doctor with no license for a boob job and i was supposed to feel bad for her
Joseph Young
Judge is 100% in turd's corner, women shouldn't be allowed to be judges.
Dylan Diaz
mfw I'm doodling and eating candies while watching the trial!
Agreed. He's the the weaboo version of a brit fanatic.
Charles Peterson
He descends from Yorkshire nobility. Nothing is capable of destroying his spirit, he is strong and caring but absent to the outside world apart from those who care for him and whom he cares for. Also has top bants but a shit dress sense
Brody Johnson
>lost income no worries mate all the jury are on centrelink
Very doubtful. I think the Marlon Brando line probably did it for everyone.
Carter Gonzalez
EATING CANDY IS NARCISSISM >EATING CANDY IS NARCISSISM EATING CANDY IS NARCISSISM >EATING CANDY IS NARCISSISM EATING CANDY IS NARCISSISM >EATING CANDY IS NARCISSISM
