/jdt/ - Who Framed Roger Rabbit edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK SIX
(Day 20)

Welcome back
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are going to be wrapping up their case
Depp's team may get a chance for a rebuttal

The second witness of the day is basically a corpse
he's a physician so that's comforting, isn't it

it's L U N C H

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZlzY5C_jg

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=BNZbuSfU_U8


The press/media seem pretty convinced that Depp is going to be questioned by Heard's attorneys today so we'll just have to wait and see how that pans out

*SIR*

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Big tiddy gal thinks she's a bunny edition
jigex.com/amGfm
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get your wanks in now boys

Camille is going to make out with Kate on Wednesday.

streamable.com/duvr7y
wtf is this shit KEK

>Johnny during this witness testimony

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Juror 8 is an old emotional white woman. She reacted positively to Spiegel fighting back. We're fucked.
Judge was visibly pissed which was uncharacteristic.

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Let the record show that Marlon Brando is dead.

unless amber's lawyers have a real bombshell in their back pocket
this trial has been an utter dumpster fire for them

lol

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Anyone else feel a cosmic sadness at not being a kooky character called in to testify at the trial?

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>AI witness
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.

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This Expert just suicide bombed in court.
That was BAD

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU MORONS THINK THIS IDIOT CAN DISRESPECT A COURT AND STILL WIN

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>get your wanks in now boys
the wall comes for them all

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Sleep tight Johnny

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do you have a clip of that?

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>What do women want?
>I don't care.

>tfw have never smelled a woman's backside

This chubby blonde on rekieta's stream would get smashed.

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one day...

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>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."

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This isn't even the peak guys, imagine the closing arguments.

>wait the sound is the actual sound?
>he didn't hear the *POP*
user i..
streamable.com/3kohpr

Does anyone know if Camille has any feet pics?

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Looks like Jordan Peterson vs the retarded niggers on campus. In this case, Depp is the nigger.

It's some woman from the courtroom on with Rekieta now.

I know Amber's team should be thrown out of court.
it's nuts they are allowed to put these utter psycho's up on stand.
Every single one of them has been picked apart with such ease.

No troon witness?
Also qrd on AI witness?

kek

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alright thanks

Cant argue with the digits.
But can't wank lad, eating.

sleep tight johnny

rebuttal to a closing argument? is this the norm? never heard of it

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that guy and the pro-amber psychologist
wondering if they're experts like Duane Deaver was in the Michael Peterson trial
bought and paid for

>"I didn't call him idiot, I was just referring him as an idiot"

the jury is not and has never been on camera

Depp's team called a guy who was vaping in his car

>3dpd

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>look my I'd is different

Yeah I am going to trust a woman's opinion on how another woman is emotionally reacting to something.

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Excuse me, "an idiot in planning".

>She reacted positively to Spiegel fighting back.
How do you know it was a positive reaction?

AI police women Amber brought in to discredit the police officers who testified Amber was not hurt and there was no property damage no domestic violence occurred

there's the jury & there's also people in the court spectating

Johnny loss

yes :(

nigger-lipping your bottle is so fucking gross, half of the shit in your mouth goes into the bottle

Courtroom reaction, should have mentioned that.

Because some woman said it and we have to believe all women, user.

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>Depp's team called a guy who was vaping in his car
To be fair, I think that guy was just seriously done with all this.

When is closing? Or will we get another week of this shitshow.

Yeah that guy was cool

>ACK

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>my client is suing because of this and that
>no, they're wrong because blablabla
>is this the norm? never heard of it
Are you deaf?

yes. same reason prosecution almost always gets a rebuttal, theoretically they are fighting an uphill battle. last word etc etc, though its VERY limited in scope in theory

the counter-claim adds a wrinkle

He responded to criticisms of his testimony by saying, "I don't care. They weren't paying me for my time."

Probably next Monday or this Friday

Yep, the reports are in and they are consistent with previous reports. Deppcels actually believed Karen wouldn't fuck them over.

choose your destiny

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>Ambers lawyers
>Ambers witnesses
>Ambers friends
All sold their souls
What a fucking witch

Happened in Rittenhouse. That's where we got the impecable
>Everyone gets a beating every once in a while!

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It goes until the 27th.

this is such a fucking kino trial
streamable.com/duvr7y

Guess whos back on the stand after the current clown. Yes, you've guessed it, it's Johnny!

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Friday closing.

Studies have shown this is true.

kino

27th

>4 jurors out of 9 are asian men
it's over for johnny, asian men simp for blonde white women

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amber heard's buddy evan rachel wood
did the same thing to marilyn manson
and now elon musk has sex harassment claims?
these people are professional, predatory victims

Meme it.

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australia mentioned

Asian men also don't care about domestic abuse and regularly beat their women.

guy on legal bytes jumped in the stream and said the opposite, said the woman was smiling with johnnys lawyer and frowned when looking at the loony expert witness

Nah judge scolded this guy repeatedly
Karen juror will always side with 'stronk woman' judge

Kek

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Isn't there supposed to be 12

27

Amber Heard SLIPS UP – Evidence Suggests SHE FAKED BRUISES

youtu.be/TgNZZ6SF4OM
youtu.be/TgNZZ6SF4OM
youtu.be/TgNZZ6SF4OM

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That woman said the juror in question looks like she could swing either way.

Hamburger Grease Herd: "And for my next witness..."
Johnny Depp: "Oy, judge, can I use this trial as an example of why I did so many drugs... being stuck in a room with assholes like Amber and her entourage? Given the same situation... wouldn't you do as many drugs as you could to escape this nightmare clownshow?"

not for a civil case. It varies state by state for civil suits.

lol

>Jennifer Howell
>Muffin Lady

Looking good johnnybros and johnnysisters

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Would you do Amber bros?

What are we having tonight? Deppchads

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Defence is calling Depp next? I wonder if that'll be their last witness, leaving them plenty of time for cross.

youtube.com/shorts/fQ5YAcaKrjg

You act as if these creatures care about facts, evidence or reason

Up to 12 for civil.

giga pint perhaps even a tera pint

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Depp is the spic on the left

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true Tbh, regardless of the kind of "asian"

>Howell
Oh shit it's over
Too bad they never allowed Amber's assistant to testify how Amber ripped off her sexual assault story and used it in the UK trial

>BROS IM SO HAPPY I GOT TO WITNESS THIS WITH YOU, ITS LIKE THE TRUMP ELECTION AND THE HWNDU SAGAS

LOVE YOU BROS

>POST YFW WHEN POSTING IN KINO THREAD

FREE MEGA PINTS TO ALL PEPE AND JD REPLIES

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>Retard Rick

So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Virginia Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.

Damn, I need a Mega-Pint