NEET

I just Lost at genetic lottery and have poor parents and no Grandpas or grandmas

Just buy next peepeepoopoo coin

try the food service industry
I'm a chef and our place has a policy that if you walk in looking for a dishwashing job we hire you no matter what because we always need dishwashers and we sort out the useless ones after a few days trial
and it's easy to work your way up to cooking or working the tables or even bartending which pays great once you're in the door

start at fast food or big box retail

low wages but you need to learn personal responsibility

then after 1 year doing that you can get promoted
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I have been a NEET for 7 years. If you can maintain this lifestyle keep it up. Society is a scam, your taxes go towards literal demons who want you dead.

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>Learn to code
You won't make any money as a coder without landing competitive internships while in university.

I've been working at a few places by now and I have never seen any examples of self-taught coders making any decent money.

Just lie on your resume lmao

>Learn to code
Waste of time, enjoy being in the rat race with 10 gorillion Indians.

How did you get debt?

You were never a neet if you can't continue to be a neet. You lack the discipline and will (ironically) to find a means to leech off the system and remain afloat.

start urself a lil fake company
have some fake clients
apply for a job as currently employed

don't drop the grease traps

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just say you worked for places that went out of business, there are plenty. You managed a blockbuster or circuit city etc

This is good advice.

Study hard for matura and go to good uni, maybe for comp science. Companies will reach out to you by themselves to hire you. They like to pick people from good unis
You'll get a stipend if youll get good grades as well
if you don't have cash to live in a dorm/get an apartment then do remote uni maybe

Miałem 30% z matematyki na maturze ale ja mam

It's terrible advice, it just proves you need to be a lying rat to get ahead. Be careful what you wish for, society is disgusting and it will make you disgusting as well.
>One must be a sea, to receive a polluted stream without becoming impure.

Last time i worked was in 2007 and i worked one month only. Never paying taxes for nigs ever again

I’m going to tell you something that helped me escape the same scenario. All these fears about working are in your head user, simply get up off your ass, shame yourself into working, and be a man

Thats a bunch of shit. Im not working forever at retail or fast food. I have a fucking degree and i didnt go to school to just be a fucking burger flipper.

go get an admin job in ukraine govt

lol
Imagine saving money, imagine working in meme jobs, imagine even having a smidgen of faith into your peers.

Fuck them all. Being a coomer aint the best but it still better than being a wageslave

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Personal responsibiltiy by doing what? Slaving away and not having any money to rent an apartment or a room in a house?

Start a real company
You are your first client
Once you are satisfied with your own work, seek other clients.

This, just make shit up on your resume. The worst thing they can do is not give you a job with them, and you already didn't have that anyway. Lie to them, you have nothing to loose.

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15 dollars an hour cant buy you shit anywhere. I think you need 20 plus dollars an hour to rent.

>Personal responsibiltiy

showing up on time every day

doing your job

no wonder you can't keep a job

unironically learn to code.
Easiest way is webdev imho.

Start here:
learnxinyminutes.com/docs/html/
learnxinyminutes.com/docs/javascript/
and if you want
learnxinyminutes.com/docs/css/

Then practise a lot here: codewars.com (choose javascript as language, start with easy tasks). Do this daily as much as you want (mininum 1 hour per day)

After you have enough knowledge with that you need a backend language (or stick to nodejs), i would recommend .net (c#) or PHP (especially with the symfony framework its really great).

Now you can do this daily in your speed, you will have enough knowledge at some point.

Tho a lot of important stuff will still be new for you (Jira, Git, Agile working...) but all this stuff can be learned at your first job. Do not contact companies for "normal paid" programmer jobs because you lack the education / knowledge. Just search for junior positions and tell them upfront that you are self-educated. At this point it REALLY helps if you can show them 1-2 examples of what you have done yourself (a todo app for yourself, a simple incremental game with javascript, a personal homepage which you have build 100% etc).

Your goal is not money in the first place but the knowledge you gain in the job and by your colleagues. After a couple of years you can go look for normal programming jobs, have a high income and a comfy job all day every day.

And if you dont want that: get fucked for wasting my time (no but really you should, IT is gloriously comfy)

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I have done both of those things but it never bought me my freedom of living independently. So I say again why work if you cant afford a good living?

Being a McWagie sucks and is life draining
As I already said. Uni is free here. You just need to have a good score on matura exam to get into the best ones here. So instead of being a McWagie, spend that time at home studying to get that good score - there are resources for that on the internet. You have an entire year before the next matura exam.
Then get into some good uni, socialize there (develop a network), do intern work, work on a marketable skill etc
I mean yeah you could learn some skill like programming at home, but you'll miss out on socialization and networking aspect, which is important for success.