/jdt/ - Substance Abuse Disorder edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK SIX
(Day 20)

Welcome back
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are going to be wrapping up their case
Depp's team may get a chance for a rebuttal

The second witness of the day is basically a corpse
he's a physician so that's comforting, isn't it

it's L U N C H

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZlzY5C_jg

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=BNZbuSfU_U8


The press/media seem pretty convinced that Depp is going to be questioned by Heard's attorneys today so we'll just have to wait and see how that pans out

*SIR*

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streamable.com/907awd
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jigex.com/oGbDi
youtu.be/Bq7K_IfCR4o
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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What the fuck did I just watch?

this was EPIC

ambergals... this is NOT looking good...

He's still alive in my heart

They stopped using stunlocks and started using Spell Reflect

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The best cross ever.

IT'S AMBOVER.

Schizophrenic kike doctor is probably the most entertaining witness thus far.

DOES WILLY WONKA NOT MATTER TO YOU PEOPLE

it gets better if you only have the audio playing and imagine it is Alex Jones testifying.

Kino. You watched kino.

>post yfw ISN'T HE DEAD?

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That was the most entertained I've been in a long time.

Whats for lunch, bros?

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whats for lunch anons

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>POST YFW Isn't he dead?

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bros how can i make sure i become an eccentric weirdo like this guy and not a boring boomer when i get old?

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This has been completely ridiculous, and we still have fucking redirect. Are they forcing defence to waste time in redirect here?

he's gonna need an abuse counselor himself after this holy shit

That dude was giving off MASSIVE kurt eichenwald vibes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2pH0T8AzSic

YOUR SYMPTOMS:

SCHIZOPHRENIC, DISPLAYING LIZARD-LIKE BEHAVIOR, UGLY.

DIAGNOSIS:

KINO

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>That was ice cream NOOO WAY I didn't knoow!
>He listened to music in his ear piece? NOOO WAAAAY!?

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#LockDeppUp
#FreeOurGirl

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>AI witness
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.

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Absolute court kino

>The defense calls... Marlon Brando to the stand.

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ambersisters what do we do now?

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checked

user all that laughing must have made you hungry.
What are you gonna have for your lunch?

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Can't be held in contempt of court for this nonsense? He's defaming the plaintiff, in a defamation case.

meds, unironically

>Your honor, it's my belief that Johnny Depp was in fact instructed by CIA through an ear piece to kill Marlon Brando. That is my statement to the court.

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user are you stretching during lunch?

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“Isn’t he dead”

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This was pure kino

Imagine how much work this guy just lost. Do you think it was worth the money amber gave him to testify?

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>Are they forcing defence to waste time in redirect here?
They should have never called him as a witness because now they have to waste time rehabilitating him.

So how do we rate the lawyer's cross examination? Was he effective?

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Jews and quacks are the most arrogant things to exist

>ISN'T HE DEAD???
>Immediate facepalm from Johnny
Actually dying from laughter here lads.

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CHECKED

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Lizard people exist now I believe.

>So how do we rate the lawyer's cross examination?
100/10.

I missed it, what was that about?

cock

Ice cream sprinkled with 8-10 pills.

Absolutely based expert witness. He is /ourguy/

Can someone explain to me why people are able to lie, get caught on lies constantly, and nothing ever happens to them. It's unbelievable.

Support amber when she joins BLACKED and opens an onlyfans

>Impressive stunlock tutorial, now allow me to show you what a partner can do. Behold a one touch kill. With only a 3% drop rate.

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>isnt he dead??

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How much meth is this shrink smoking during the lunch break

Your Honor I call Marlon Brando to the witness stand!

This guy reminded me of Fauchi and I'm not sure why.

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i lost it there

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Ice Cream? BUT THATS VOMITOUS

why is he stuttering so many times?

These “expert” witnesses are making me change my Grifter rankings.

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They need to bring back Camille because she makes my penis tingle.

Add in
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
Underneath >Isn't he dead?

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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WEIRD AND SLOW IN PIRATES SO HE WAS WEIRD EVERYWHERE

Does anyone have a gof of that bizarre reaction when asked about Willy Wonka?

Rahmtopf with chicken, carrots, potatoes and a rich creamy sauce

>EXPERT WITNESS
>LOOKS LIKE A FOOL
This guy's career is shot I hope.

streamable.com/907awd
This guy literally mumbles to himself
>i feel like I'm an idiot

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Jews dominate the grifting industry

>Do I have to answer that?

One of the first questions rattled him, never recovered.

I wanted to fry some eggs but the thread is still moving really quickly lmao
gosh

>lawyer said Brando used an earpiece for lines
>Dr. Feelbad said, "Isn't he DEAD?!"
>[Johnny is sad because they were close friends]

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isnt he dead?
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1653325061564.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1653325061564.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1653325061564.webm

None, he is going to parking lot to sell snake oil from his trunk as a cure all to any ailment

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Qt engineering trap
jigex.com/oGbDi
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God what i would give to know how they went down with the jury and heards defence

lol no someone else will pay him just as much to lie next week

She probably gave up her anus to him, the dirty whore.

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Why didnt the lawyer ask WHO told him it was vomit vs ice cream?

This dude is getting reflected on everything holy shit

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>Try to fight Depp's lawyer
>Turns out he has 100% reflect damage gear on

Kek this guy is absolutely based. Idk which side he's on. He is second only to the vape guy.

>Kate Moss will testify in Johnny Depp, Amber Heard trial on Wednesday
OH FUCK AMBERSISTERS NO!

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why did that fucking jew have to remind johnny that brando was dead.
look at that devistation

Probably hearsay

We should be getting tweets in minutes

WHAT A LIFE

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>diagnosis
jew

man that guy was a level 8 jew-goblin. i haven't seen one of those in awhile

Lunch time boys. What are having for lunch?

I'm having a mega pint of ice cream

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Think how many people's lives this guy ruined by being a complete fucking idiot. Even worse it's american so they had to pay him to ruin their lives.

Literally who and how is she related to this?

benzos

Ah, fair.

It might not matter because he was already dead but that would have ended the trial.

oh goody. doesn't depps team have another 10 hours over elaine?

fucking moron

He is an absolute looney I tell ya.
Kek

More like "no meds"

Imagine upstaging Amber Heard's unlikeability at her own trial.

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What was your favorite moment? I can't decide between being told ice cream is vomit, Marlon Brando being dead or the judge making him answer whether he had seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

We're reaching Jew levels that shouldn't be possible!

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I want to lather her face in my cum

Pepperoni and mushroom pizza, olde world style 'roni is the best.

OH NO THE LAWYER IS BEGINNING TO TRAP HIMSELF DRUGGIE BTFO AMBER WINS

Oh fuck, saw it reported in two places

DEPP IS NEXT?
It’s unironically ogre

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The gap might have closed a bit with that long cross.

Probably to not allow him to backpedal and change his statement, rather further underline what a clown this guy is and not to be taken seriously as a witness.

Probably 9 hours by now they have been shitting on this guy for awhile

Johnny Depp dated Kate Moss and Amber Heard stated that Johnny Depp pushed her down the stairs

>Where were you when Marley dies?
>
>I was sat in court drinking Gatorade when Jonn ring
>
>'Marley is die'
>'No'
>
>and you?

How long left for lunch be specific cunt

They had 18 at the start of the day

Jewish Lizard people

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Thank you for your service.

We have redirect and Elaine said it would take a while.

is it over for today?

god imagine if she scientifically studied your erect penis haha wouldn't that be funny

54 minutes now

amber heard kept bringing her up as another abusive victim of depp, and how she was afraid depp would abuse her like he did to moss

Anyone know how much time each side has left?

No lunch break

KATE MOSS TESTIFYING ON WEDNESDAY
KATE MOSS TESTIFYING ON WEDNESDAY
KATE MOSS TESTIFYING ON WEDNESDAY

Do you think he recognized the witness was a walking meme and intentionally just made him ramble as much as possible to expose his insanity? Will this impact the jury?

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The attorney should have asked "WHO" represented to the expert that the ice cream was vomit.

Kate Moss?

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>Literally who
user, please recall when Amber when she was on stand name dropped Kate Moss like an absolute retard and that got Ben Chew excited, basically Amber claimed that Johnny abused Kate on stand and because Kate has been namedropped she can be brought in and rape Amber live.

55 mins lunch left

My man

Then who was phone?

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Salmon Bento Box from a cute little Japanese place cause I fucked up the date and was expecting tanned bully adventures.
And a pint of wife beater for posterity.

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Perjury is a meme and only chased up by DAs, even then rarely. Pretty stupid considering the antiquated ceremony of swearing on a bible, they should make them swear on lethal injection of AIDs. Maybe that would be more effective

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When he said he was prescribed psyche meds without seeing a doctor. It was subtle

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That guy looks like the villain from who framed Roger rabbi

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Which stream is better, Rekieta or Legal Bytes?

AHHH ARIGATO GOZAIMASU
ITEDAKIMASU DOMO

Amber's team spent at least 1:30 on that guy. Meaning they have less than 6 hours and 30 min left.

Amber brought her up as an abuse victim. Previously she was not considered relevant enough as a witness but now Amber has opened the door for this. Moss is actually a Depp witness.

he might have, but the witness definitely scored meme points
battling a schizo can be dangerous

Amber Herd literally did nothing wrong.

the Johnny Depp mass psychosis is worse than covids

imagine simping for a pedo apologist

He could just say "I don't remember"

One where you think for yourself.

Could someone please explain "opening the door"? Is that when previously inadmissible evidence can now be entered into evidence after a witness brings it up?

youtu.be/Bq7K_IfCR4o

our lord and savior, asmongold

>....
>..........
>..... ..... ....
>elaine turn your microphone on

Good

10 pills of MDMA and a half gallon of vodka

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>i was told it was vomit not ice cream

Rekieta
Bytes is a dumb libshit abortion apologist.

(you)

I bet he prescribes infinite drugs to himself.

Yeah this guy is another big timer, he saw the wounded animal and went for it.

>ywn split a megapint with johnny and chill with him in PENTHOUSE 3

I meant 9 hours more than the defense

And still 3 witness to go

BASED

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JOHNNY ON THE STAND AFTER LUNCH CONFIRMED!

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yeah that was bizarre

Why not Emily Baker?

Sure, but you make the jury ask the question.
I also don't think the expert, given his testimony and demeanor, would actually just say "I don't know."

you fags are all watching asmongold according to your rpelies
fucking disgusting

Yeah I'm a retard

defense has less than 8 hrs

She was the number 1 supermodel in the world for a hot minute in the 90s.

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Kino

>GIGA STACY "Horizon Eye" KATE MOSS
AMBER SISTERS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

>Is that when previously inadmissible evidence can now be entered into evidence after a witness brings it up?
You got it, Amber literally brought Kate Moss herself trying to claim that Johnny abused her and now because of that Ben Chew can escort Kate Moss in and Kate can now testify that no, Johnny did not abuse her.

This bozo clown corpse has fully discredited the full entirety of Turd's whole case IN ADDITION to the entire field of psychiatry as a legal tool.

The bozo clown corpse's use of gross generalizations is disgusting and defamatory.
No one from Elaine's team thought this through.

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He saying the difference between the two

>Amber right now

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He was defective.

can kate mog amber these days?

yes sir HandsUp

Rekieta.
Almost has a comfy MST3K atmosphere

where are you getting this info pirate bro? twitter? i don't have that shit

>watching commentary

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Maybe at the beginning, but he was worn down by this point.

>Rekieta
That guy is a reddit hating redditor

>a hot minute
Unfair bro, it was at least a day

oh yeah, jd team definitely better in that manner

if you're going to watch a trial & want commentary why watch a dude who plays video games when you could have a panel of lawyers who have open discussions

this sequence of pictures gives me great joy.

"oi i'm an (((((((((((expert)))))))))))) do not question me "

LMFAO they're going to waste even more time on this guy? Amazing. Quite the sunk cost fallacy.

Amber read this and wants to sleep with you bro. You did it!

Supermodel back in the day.
It's relevant because Amber lied about something with her involved but they couldn't bring old partners into the trial (which was good for Amber) but then she opened the door by mentioning her.

Johnny Depp allegedly threw Kate Moss across a room, and threw her down a flight of stairs.
Yup.

post rare trial memes

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>pop in legal bytes to see what they're saying
>the lawyer was unhinged and was bad
>we would've done a better job as needs
>they should've put on Camille Vazquez
>immediately close the stream
So this is where all the trannies shitting on /ourgimp/ come from.

Do we have any jury insights yet?

this trial for sure has the best cast of characters.

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don't talk bad about whiskey lawyer, user

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Watching Law and Crime with it muted when the trial is in break

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>needing ook ook commentary because you have no attention span or critical thinking skills

is that the cunt with the blue hair? i don't care for those type of people or their opinions

Goddamn I love johnny's reaction to this guy.
Disrespecting Brando must have hurt though what an asshole he was Johnny's friend ffs.

>they get back together
>Judge Penny officiates the wedding
>Amber kills Elaine and then herself

too bad ima faggot and i dont need any more crazy bitches in my life.

Is she really :(

Relevant

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Fucking hell they need time for cross but keep wasting it

and in her last cross examination she tried to underplay it by saying "I remembered hearing a small rumor about it"

This quack thought the ice cream was vomit.
I've never seen a more unprofessional witness in my entire fucking life.
This man is evil for what he's just erroneously claimed on the stand for 3 hours.

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i am watching law and crime also, then i have some soft background music going for maximum comfy

Story?

If you were going to watch a streamer of the trial no idea why you'd choose someone who has no knowledge of the law since their insight would be meaningless and would amount to just retarded commentary if anyone here is watching that or any other layman streamer you should promptly neck yourself

Legal Bytes is a mess
Law & Crime isn't much better, they seem to switch between pro-Amber and pro-Johnny every day with no middle ground

Does anyone have that hilarious youtube clip edit of Amber realising she screwed up the moment she mentioned Kate?

The question is why don't we have a stream

Bros do you think Cammi let's Johnny snap pics of her ass after they've shagged (in his voice) for the third time that day?

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Truth.

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Jewish?

He finally had enough of those other grifters taking his thunder

carabro where are you?

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he reads from the book of harris every night

>IN ADDITION to the entire field of psychiatry as a legal tool.
I wouldn't go that far. However, the abuse of throwing around diagnoses without actual testing and referencing operationalized constructs of behavior that are for the sake of mental health treatment was a big part of shitting on this faggot's testimony.

(Note: the beautiful Dr. Curry actually ran an advanced psychometric test on Heard whereas this Dr. Feelbad faggot said he watched movies and tv interviews).

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I don't like fags, but I appreciate anyone that won't have sex with a bed shitter.

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>Remember me, Amber?!
>When I killed your defense I talked JUST LIKE THIIIIIIISS

Babby

Johnny Depp wishes he was British

You okay there?

This guy single handedly lost the trial for Amber.

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NANNI SHIMASU KA?

Nice. I usually put on some random game music while I am waiting, but I need quiet during the trial so I can focus

I would go that far, you personality-disordered cocksucking midwit leaf

crazy nigger wrote a manifesto because he couldn't get germoid pussy

asmon with some really good takes

Will Amber scream at this jew shrink for that shitty cross?

I wish we had an Amber cam during Spiegel's breakdown