The press/media seem pretty convinced that Depp is going to be questioned by Heard's attorneys today so we'll just have to wait and see how that pans out
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
Deeppest lore: >Mega pint >Dropping a grumpy >BPD and Ecstasy >Fat-ass >amica cream >The Monster >Because you're a cunt >Hello Mr.Rottenborn >One million alpacas >DJ Maxipad >Officer Squarehead >Festival of icecream >Yay >How many dabs am I allowed? >Amber hit the wall hard >Take your meds >It looks like it would fit come cocaine >A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking >Fecal delivery >Self-objection >People are gone after they leave >Curry muffins >Drives out of court >DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME >"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx >Psychic pain >Johnny's got a jar of cocaine >I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis >YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER >YOU ARE NOT A MOM >YOU DON'T EXIST >NO_FUN_FOR_JD >I won't say what I said >You will never see my eyes again >ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn >That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question >Big chonky rings >I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another >I don't >Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~ >"suck my dick" - Amber Heard >Objection, unintelligible >bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here >marilyn manson is weird being >Magnum Bottle >Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint >much lower budget and with a woman >what if any >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >I accept the instruction >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >same instruction, same grounds >AI witness >Do I have to answer that question? >Rick Sanchez as expert >When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream >Isn't he dead? >that johnny facepalm >I'm wrong. >Ok, lets leave it at that.
Can't be held in contempt of court for this nonsense? He's defaming the plaintiff, in a defamation case.
Oliver Thompson
meds, unironically
Gavin Edwards
>Your honor, it's my belief that Johnny Depp was in fact instructed by CIA through an ear piece to kill Marlon Brando. That is my statement to the court.
>Are they forcing defence to waste time in redirect here? They should have never called him as a witness because now they have to waste time rehabilitating him.
Joshua Allen
So how do we rate the lawyer's cross examination? Was he effective?
What was your favorite moment? I can't decide between being told ice cream is vomit, Marlon Brando being dead or the judge making him answer whether he had seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Chase Russell
We're reaching Jew levels that shouldn't be possible!
The gap might have closed a bit with that long cross.
Ian Martin
Probably to not allow him to backpedal and change his statement, rather further underline what a clown this guy is and not to be taken seriously as a witness.
Aiden Gomez
Probably 9 hours by now they have been shitting on this guy for awhile
Jayden Lopez
Johnny Depp dated Kate Moss and Amber Heard stated that Johnny Depp pushed her down the stairs
Daniel Howard
>Where were you when Marley dies? > >I was sat in court drinking Gatorade when Jonn ring > >'Marley is die' >'No' > >and you?
We have redirect and Elaine said it would take a while.
Gavin Barnes
is it over for today?
Noah Green
god imagine if she scientifically studied your erect penis haha wouldn't that be funny
Alexander Morales
54 minutes now
Asher Walker
amber heard kept bringing her up as another abusive victim of depp, and how she was afraid depp would abuse her like he did to moss
Henry Bell
Anyone know how much time each side has left?
Ethan Flores
No lunch break
Samuel Jenkins
KATE MOSS TESTIFYING ON WEDNESDAY KATE MOSS TESTIFYING ON WEDNESDAY KATE MOSS TESTIFYING ON WEDNESDAY
Camden Lewis
Do you think he recognized the witness was a walking meme and intentionally just made him ramble as much as possible to expose his insanity? Will this impact the jury?
>Literally who user, please recall when Amber when she was on stand name dropped Kate Moss like an absolute retard and that got Ben Chew excited, basically Amber claimed that Johnny abused Kate on stand and because Kate has been namedropped she can be brought in and rape Amber live.
Salmon Bento Box from a cute little Japanese place cause I fucked up the date and was expecting tanned bully adventures. And a pint of wife beater for posterity.
Perjury is a meme and only chased up by DAs, even then rarely. Pretty stupid considering the antiquated ceremony of swearing on a bible, they should make them swear on lethal injection of AIDs. Maybe that would be more effective
Amber's team spent at least 1:30 on that guy. Meaning they have less than 6 hours and 30 min left.
Jacob Lopez
Amber brought her up as an abuse victim. Previously she was not considered relevant enough as a witness but now Amber has opened the door for this. Moss is actually a Depp witness.
Carson Cook
he might have, but the witness definitely scored meme points battling a schizo can be dangerous
Kayden Johnson
Amber Herd literally did nothing wrong.
the Johnny Depp mass psychosis is worse than covids
imagine simping for a pedo apologist
Evan Sanders
He could just say "I don't remember"
Easton Jackson
One where you think for yourself.
Nathaniel Watson
Could someone please explain "opening the door"? Is that when previously inadmissible evidence can now be entered into evidence after a witness brings it up?
>GIGA STACY "Horizon Eye" KATE MOSS AMBER SISTERS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
Nathaniel Murphy
>Is that when previously inadmissible evidence can now be entered into evidence after a witness brings it up? You got it, Amber literally brought Kate Moss herself trying to claim that Johnny abused her and now because of that Ben Chew can escort Kate Moss in and Kate can now testify that no, Johnny did not abuse her.
Blake Nelson
This bozo clown corpse has fully discredited the full entirety of Turd's whole case IN ADDITION to the entire field of psychiatry as a legal tool.
The bozo clown corpse's use of gross generalizations is disgusting and defamatory. No one from Elaine's team thought this through.
Maybe at the beginning, but he was worn down by this point.
Jose Perry
>Rekieta That guy is a reddit hating redditor
Cooper Cox
>a hot minute Unfair bro, it was at least a day
Oliver Harris
oh yeah, jd team definitely better in that manner
Eli Long
if you're going to watch a trial & want commentary why watch a dude who plays video games when you could have a panel of lawyers who have open discussions
Cameron White
this sequence of pictures gives me great joy.
Kayden Mitchell
"oi i'm an (((((((((((expert)))))))))))) do not question me "
Cooper Jackson
LMFAO they're going to waste even more time on this guy? Amazing. Quite the sunk cost fallacy.
Jordan Parker
Amber read this and wants to sleep with you bro. You did it!
Luke Smith
Supermodel back in the day. It's relevant because Amber lied about something with her involved but they couldn't bring old partners into the trial (which was good for Amber) but then she opened the door by mentioning her.
Bentley Fisher
Johnny Depp allegedly threw Kate Moss across a room, and threw her down a flight of stairs. Yup.
>pop in legal bytes to see what they're saying >the lawyer was unhinged and was bad >we would've done a better job as needs >they should've put on Camille Vazquez >immediately close the stream So this is where all the trannies shitting on /ourgimp/ come from.
Jayden Gutierrez
Do we have any jury insights yet?
Blake Clark
this trial for sure has the best cast of characters.
Fucking hell they need time for cross but keep wasting it
Eli Lee
and in her last cross examination she tried to underplay it by saying "I remembered hearing a small rumor about it"
Angel Turner
This quack thought the ice cream was vomit. I've never seen a more unprofessional witness in my entire fucking life. This man is evil for what he's just erroneously claimed on the stand for 3 hours.
i am watching law and crime also, then i have some soft background music going for maximum comfy
Joseph Sanchez
Story?
Asher Flores
If you were going to watch a streamer of the trial no idea why you'd choose someone who has no knowledge of the law since their insight would be meaningless and would amount to just retarded commentary if anyone here is watching that or any other layman streamer you should promptly neck yourself
Thomas Parker
Legal Bytes is a mess Law & Crime isn't much better, they seem to switch between pro-Amber and pro-Johnny every day with no middle ground
Brody Myers
Does anyone have that hilarious youtube clip edit of Amber realising she screwed up the moment she mentioned Kate?
Nathaniel Torres
The question is why don't we have a stream
Brody Watson
Bros do you think Cammi let's Johnny snap pics of her ass after they've shagged (in his voice) for the third time that day?
>IN ADDITION to the entire field of psychiatry as a legal tool. I wouldn't go that far. However, the abuse of throwing around diagnoses without actual testing and referencing operationalized constructs of behavior that are for the sake of mental health treatment was a big part of shitting on this faggot's testimony.
(Note: the beautiful Dr. Curry actually ran an advanced psychometric test on Heard whereas this Dr. Feelbad faggot said he watched movies and tv interviews).