/jdt/ - OH GEEZ RICK edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK SIX
(Day 20)

Welcome back
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are going to be wrapping up their case
Depp's team may get a chance for a rebuttal

The second witness of the day is basically a corpse
he's a physician so that's comforting, isn't it

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZlzY5C_jg

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=BNZbuSfU_U8


The press/media seem pretty convinced that Depp is going to be questioned by Heard's attorneys today so we'll just have to wait and see how that pans out

*SIR*

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Other urls found in this thread:

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youtu.be/6bYEtcwDhU8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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THIS GUY IS SENILE

OH YEAH

why are these threads faster than the rittenhouse threads?

OH YEAH

So this guy has basically invalidated his entire testimony, right?

This trial has been fucking kino
Better than most movies nowadays

This guys career is over, right?

how many gigawatts now?

This guy is insane

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IPV = Intimate Partner Violence right?

I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN EXPERT MORDY

>This dood

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Any Forums refugees

this guy looks like he'd be the villain in a movie where cartoons come to the real world. he'd go crazy chasing the cartoons around

>it's a bidirectional risk factor your honor

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love ya OP

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does the lawyer taking this have some expertise on these subjects or do they seek advice on it ect ..

This guy is getting hammered. What is in that bottle?

i was here

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Any Forums is here

MORTY, I NEED ANOTHER GATORADE MORTY

ITS URGENT MORTY QUICK GET ME ANOTHER GATORADE

IT'S AMBOVER.

she clearly has tits, maybe it wasn't pushed up at that time

Tarantino is definitely playing this guy in the adaptation

Doctor Rick Sanchez has brought the /jdt/ to life.

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clock em

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weren't the rittenhouse threads pinned?

>sir just answer the question please

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because Any Forums is here as well
janny banning everyone there

We've seen plenty of murders, but this is the rape of a bleeding out body.
Someone from defense throw in the towel!

sadly no

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>AI witness
>Discount Jordon Peterson

kek

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>This is a "expert"
Maybe all "expert" opinions should really be thrown out of court huh.

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>ITS A 50/50 CHANCE EITHER YOU GET IT OR YOU DONT
you gotta admire how this dude will just use caveman tactics to dismantle this guy

I can't see how he'll get any patient referrals going forward. This guy's reputation is in fucking tatters now kek

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Rittenhouse had like 200k peak viewership on youtube, this one is over a million

WHAT DID I MISS?!

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Bots. Anything that gets this board to focus on anything else but the globohomo agenda. It'll die out once the streams end.

We are witnessing the end of nepotism metoo and feminism all in one trial.

Checkt

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What's worse for heard, this guy's testimony standing or her expert witness being dismissed for being fucking retarded?

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I feel so sad right now.
Sad because I know that no other testimony will be as funny as this one. in this trial.

>Elaine has been objecting for 50 minutes but her mic isn't on

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checked

Checked

Checked

Pinned threads suck, why would you want them

Just the verdict I think.

>>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
who

obligatory

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ALL BOARDS REPORT

/TRV/ COOMER HERE

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MMMM MULTI BOARD POOOOSTING!!!!!

Huge shy tomboy tiddies edition.
jigex.com/ND6Vx
jigex.com/ND6Vx
jigex.com/ND6Vx
jigex.com/ND6Vx

a couple of them toward the end of the trial were, yeah

it's moving fast but I think I'm keeping up so far so it shouldn't be necessary

Because it involves one of the biggest celebrities in the world instead of some college dork?

The best witness of this trial yet

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Didn’t he just insist “LESS SO” a minute ago when it was to his clients advantage ??!

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This needs to be the OP pic related in the next thread.

here we fucking go

His whole testimony was Depp is a 'narcissist' and substance abuser ergo he 'gaslit' the abuse against Heard and case closed.
>But you never actually met Depp right
LOSES SHIT IMMEDIATELY

>Johnny's face
Kek

Claiming Chanley Painter

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>mfw getting trips

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2nd best cross after ambers's. This dude is having a full blown meltdown freakout on the stand

>"MDMA"
>nods excited
pfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

an expert in a field thats been impressively wrong about almost everything for 60+ years

Yo we winning this

Any Forums reporting for duty. many emma war veterans here

she cute

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Witnessed

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God I hope Amber gets sent to prison, but of course she wont because she's a woman.

>MDMA

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Let's talk about pirates, Any Forums.

Wtf?

That nose

I wonder if anyone is the jury is following this mess of a conversation.
I got lost pretty early and I couldn't tell you what point this guy is making if any.

And checked!
This dude freaks my brain out.

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Gamogang Any Forums standing by

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Can we safely say, this "expert" just tanked his whole testimony?

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>>tfw my best mate was falsely diagnosed as schizo and shoved on seroquel that turned him into a fat zombie which he now is having to suffer trying to get off of it by a retard just like this "expert"

That stuff is the devil. I was on seroquel for a year. My family was about to put me in the shed to sleep. I was an angry zombie.

I guess he never miss huh

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>MDMA
>
>
>
>Can you get me some?

you DIE. End of story.

What sorcery is this?

Not really, if you go look at those threads like 3 of them were in the top ten by post amount of all time. those threads/stickies were fucking nuts.

>MDMA. Have you seen willy wonky while on MDMA? You are under oath.

>my mom's reaction when she watches me beat up a grandma in GTA V

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OBJECTION your honor.
Boring

Every single "expert" witness from AH's side has been complete morons who spent more than an hour and then got dismantled in cross examination after 5-10 minutes. If it's like this in every court case, then expert witnesses shouldn't be a thing.

>Amber Heard fucked that

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talk about being crucified on the cross

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lets have a mega pint of vodka Ivan

>nipples AND panties imprint
i just acquired a new fetish

Yes, he changed his tone after the judged admonished him and Amber's team must have shot him a look saying
>settle down

What are you on, this is kino

Willy 100% took it.

Checked

>let me just take 8-10 pills to see what happens
Whitney LITERALLY said he did this.

You're watching the average /x/ poster testify in front of an entire courtroom and the entire world.

>you won't just take 8-10 MDMA pills, that's not going to happen
UHHH AMBERBROS?? HE IS CONTRADICTING OUR TESTIMONY???

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Less so
Less so

Same shit happened to me

>Look at me
>I'm getting paid $1000/hr while you get gas station sandwiches and $30/day so you should give my words more weight than others

Was he trying to act smart when he was asked if he seen Willy Wonky and he didn't answer and then asked the Judge if he should answer?
It felt like a reddit "gotcha" moment.

post more greyhound
you missed absolute kino

>off by one

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>Using their own witness to sink them
Lovely.

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he's blowing it for Amber

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>lawyer is literally just laughing while keeping this guy talking

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Add
>Do I have to answer that question?

>hypothetically where would you go to buy some MDMA?

Any Forums has a snitch problem. Trannies and Heardtards seethe and report comments like crazy. (Trannies make Hunter threads just so they can report people for making fun of them--same with Heard fans).

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CHECKED

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I was abused by a psychotic cluster B personality disorder woman as a kid and nobody believed me when I reported because “no one could be that crazy” as what I described
This trial is very cathartic for me
Thank you for listening
PS FUCK JEWISH PSYCHIATRISTS

this doctor is a quack

>He just said nobody would ever think taking 8-10 MDMA because it's a toxic concoction

AMBER GET HIM OFF QUICK

Johnny and Chew laughing at this cross.

>mfw dups&tribs
Also
>that's not gonna happen
Lmao Amber's case falling apart with every answer

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basado
bpdniggers are evil

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!!
youtu.be/6bYEtcwDhU8

>JD team laughing their asses off
IT'S OVER

god bless you my dude

>by 2

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Ambersisters I don't feel so good

r8 my casting choice for the inevitable biopic

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How could this guy be more of a disaster for Amber?

>doctors like to believe their patients
>could you say they believe all victims and that is a problem
B R A V O
R
A
V
O

subs d use orders

>Camille playing candy crush on her phone
It's over.

I like this lawyer. he's my idea of a suit wearing flag saluting american

YOU TWO

dated a woman like this in my early twenties
Got gaslit so hard I spent years thinking I was an abuser until my friends spoke out
This is beating any therapy I've ever had

since when is seroquel/quetiapine a barbituate? this fucking quack

and that's how the emma wars were won

you keep missing the Satan trips, user. God wants you to hit a 777 instead.

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Quetiapine jeez this stuff is poison

I take back everything bad I said about this lawyer. He is fantastic.

>oh, shouldn't be asking that
he just keeps on giving

>i shouldn't be asking you that

IS he retarded or missing the point on purpose?

Ben Chew's face when they guy goes off the handle

>CORRECT?
Fucking hell

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he's kind of sassy he might just win some of the jury on meme value

>implying Depp buys and sells his prescript drugs on the street

What the fuck is even going on? Is this just a strategy to waste as much time as possible??

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This guy seems fucking unhinged lol

I wanna crush her candy if you catch my drift...

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Same. Gives me Sgt Major vibes.

What does he have against johnny, he is directly attacking him?
How much amber is paying him, if it's sex understandable.

seems to be obfuscating

>MUH STREET VALUE
>Proceeds to schizopost


lmao

His ego can't handle being challenged.

>Vomit
Wasn't that icecream?

>oh I shouldn't be answering you
>*turns to jury*
>subda preaxi diorder opioids

who's time is it wasting? heard since witness or depp since cross?

Putin's daughter

The jury probably stopped giving much of a shit 3 weeks ago

see? God wants you to post Him. Only then will the digits come.

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here's an alternate if jeremy is too old

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Just trying to stall as much as possible as far as I can tell.

ONLY IF HE IS THE LAWYER DOING CROSS. JI IS BASED AND YOU DONT DISTEPECT HUMBERT HUMBERT

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This. Everyone's laughing at him but don't forget the jury's main problem in previous testimonies is being bored and sleepy. This guy will interest them 100% and can win points just based off that.

Yes. Just shows how much of a quack and a hack this "expert witness" truly is.

sleep tight johnny

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>that nodding between him and Ben
they are just fucking around with this dude confirmed lmao

Yes he is purposefully being obtuse because he's a witness for Amber's team. Johnny's lawyer is trying to trip him up

this is peak "stop hitting yourself" at play

schizoposting on the stand

>When the CIA drug war psyop has its dick so far up your ass as you drink the cum koolaid that you wreck yourself publically on at bias (and the fact you're also bad at your job)

CHEW WROTE HIM A NOTE OH NONONONONO

Needs “what if any”

Yep Ben Chew just passed him that note

This whole trial is perfect for the dismantling of globohomo liberal world view. YOU CAN'T have the systems of protection and helping people when the world is inhabited by raging manipulative fucking psycopaths that go unchecked.

>I was told it was vomit
He's been lied to

>I was told
UHHHH OBJECTION HEARSAY

They were tuning out before break.

>i was told it was vomit

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>ICE CREAM = VOMIT


WHAT A TRAINWRECK

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Holy checkt
Mfw

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>HE WAS TOLD LIES

LOOK AT ALL THAT VOMIT.

He already did a decent job with that Twitter expert before. He said #AmberTurd like 4 times in court.

I WAS TOLD IT WAS VOMIT!
LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>calls johnny an idiot
>says johnny is overdosing on prescription drugs by getting more off the street
>never met johnny
>analyzed johnny by comparing deposition to his performance in pirates movies
so all the jury is seeing right now is an unhinged biased "expert witness"
>"i was told it was vomit"
hmmmm wonder who told him that

>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream

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>I was lied to by the defense counsel and told it was vomit

>wait that was MUSIC?
This is a comedy show.

he keeps saying
>100%
>absolutely
strange verbiage for a scientist

Why is Depp's lawyer letting this Jew be so Jewy up there?? Shut him up when he's not answering questions directly ffs. Look at that nose! Disgusting

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ICECREAM IS VIOLENCE

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

STOP IT HE'S ALREADY DEAD! STOP IT!

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>I WAS TOLD IT WAS VOMIT
Fucking Elaine and Rotternborn

kek is anyone noticing depps lawyer is taunting the jew with the questions about sleeping

what did Amber promise to pay this guy?

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>I was told it was vomit
Goddamn

>NOOOOOO!!!! I WAS TOLD IT WAS ICECREAM!!!!

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Want a mega pint of ice cream lads

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He gets all his cocaine and weed from dealers, so he obviously also takes his molly, sleepign pills or amphetamines from them.

Keep in mind, he still uses his prescriptions BUT he strikes me as a guy who regularly needs more ESPECIALLY when he does drugs with friends. Its not about him more so about giving some to his posse.

>I know he was being fed lines
how the fuck would he know that?

if only you knew how vomitous things really are

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>Literally too fucked up on pills to do anything she claimed
SLEEPING JOHNNY aka "THE MONSTER"
This guy is single handedly throwing ambers entire fucking game

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>I KNOW 100% HE WAS FED LINES
lmaooooo

theyre having a blast right now

Yeah why wasn't it brought up before up until this point that the ice cream was vomit? Clearly no one else heard this point or it would have been mentioned already. Also, no vomit on his clothes, just near the ice cream cup? Please.

Wait, so now his testimony goes into le garbage because he was told FALSE FACTS and used them to form his opinions
holy shit lmao

Holy shit this guy is a complete disaster

>I heard it was lines
Hearsay?

>you don't act
He's playing a pretty good mad scientist right now.

>two things at once
Like walking and chewing gum?

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I don't know if I should love or hate this guy.

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Depp has a VERY high processing speed confirmed.

>Which I know he was
Huh? Did the voices in his head tell him that?

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>Better than me
cheeky cunt

>I have no idea about acting
no shit we could tell when you lost the plot and went unhinged mode lmao

>and speaking of fed lines and acting...
Please please go there

He had a moment of honesty there when he said it would he impressive if depp had music in his ear

hello fellow veteran

>Maybe I'm wrong
Gott 'em

>YES!

You can't convince me that this guy isn't trying to help Johnny.

>I was told
>I was told
>I was told

>MAYBE I COULD BE WRONG

TOP LAUGH

>i have no idea
>maybe i'm wrong
great expert

I dont know if I could do a great performance for a movie...but on drugs I could!

"Your honour, I move to strike this entire testimony and have the jury ignore the last 3hours."

>Maybe I'm wrong, I accept
Did he just throw out his own testimony?

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>Maybe I'm wrong

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>HUMANS are not good at divided attention
>that is not something HUMANS are good at
>I MUST EAT MORE HUMANS

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