/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3254

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>Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead
>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
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Hurry up and win the war, Ivan! It's getting stale.

A senior Russian diplomat at the UN has resigned over the war in Ukraine. In a letter, Boris Bondarev, who has worked in Geneva in recent years, writes that he has never been so ashamed of his country in his diplomatic career.

He also lashes out at Russia's Foreign Minister Lavrov, who, he says, has changed over the past two decades from a person for whom there was full respect to someone "who constantly makes contradictory statements and who understands the world, to which Russia is also a part." threatens with nuclear weapons".

According to the diplomat, Russia no longer has any friends on the international stage. He describes his ministry's work in recent years as "simply catastrophic". Bondarev does not write in the letter why he has chosen to leave just now, three months after the start of the war. Russia has not yet responded to the news about Bondarev.

i notice alot of former spys for the british are the ones pushing these outlandish claims
>pootin has cancer
>pootin is dying
>pootin is loosing power
>pootin might get couped
anything that comes from britian is literal propaganda

Z

Daily reminder
>not to pay attention to the shill
>filter>Unique Id to hide shill posts
>don't give (You) for free to shill, he gets an orgasm every time you reply to him
>keep the thread confy

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>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME

youtu.be/QMA8tcdxA9g?list=RDObJjLzM5VjA

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HAHAHAHA

In Ukraine, it is reported that as a result of the fighting in the area of Soledar and Artemovsk, the largest salt production enterprise in Ukraine and Europe stopped working. In view of that Ukraine will have to buy salt abroad.

Accordingly, the DPR will soon become the owner of the largest salt production enterprise in Europe. And it might consider selling salt to Ukraine. Or not.

Wow Bruce from War thunder is working with the Russian Mod
t.me/mod_russia_en/1798
I wonder how redditors will cope

LITHUANIAN NAVY INCOMING!!!

Putler is finished

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Is this real? Cope propaganda almost admitting that their loses are higher than Russia's?

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This thread brought to you by IntelSlava and the talented reporters at Sputnik news. Trust the plan, 2 more weeks.

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Cockholes tried to blow a dam near Uglegor

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files.catbox.moe/82d403.mp4
>All that's left of the three companies...
>14th Brigade, 6th Battalion, 4,5,6 companies.
>To the question of the scale of losses of the AFU.

twitter.com/200_zoka/status/1528695832148688896

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>putinbot detected
Pootine is literally in prison rn liberal russians are woking behind the scene to end it all its just takin a while

Z
Natoniggers tongue my anus

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Someone was very angry when he made that cartroon.

>trusting an estimation from the enemy
nah bro, false flag

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It's honestly amazing how hard the Western response has backfired. Our ruling elite are legitimately retarded.

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Afaik Brits was first in information warfare when they start spreading fakes about Russian forces during Crimean war.

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Here's what's going to happen
>OUR POLISH BROTHERS ARE COMING TO HELP US YES
>we can now send our troops to the frontline we got the NATO protection!
>Poland silently starts occupying the territory installing their own local government and sheit
>donbass group gets fucked and RAF takes over Kharkov or Nikolaev
>wait they didn't come to help us they came to take our land ZRADA
>our country is getting cannibalized
>people take up arms and fight back while Russia keeps kalibrating the Polish army
Deserters, terroborona, people who didn't get mobilized (there's still plently of them)
They will get overwhelming support from the local population and because of that Poland will get their own Vietnam/Afganistan

their losses x2
russian losses :2

Z

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>Our ruling elite are legitimately retarded.
YES
US President Joe Biden indicated on Monday that Washington is willing to use military force to defend Taiwan if necessary. Speaking at a joint press conference with Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, in Tokyo, he explained that the US sees the idea of China “going in” with its troops as unacceptable.

When asked if the US would become directly involved in a conflict between China and Taiwan, including through the use of military force, Biden said “Yes,” adding that “it’s a commitment we made.” The US leader has previously said Washington respects the ‘One China’ policy, by which it recognizes that there is only one China led by Beijing.

Biden, however, maintained that China has no “jurisdiction to go in and use force to take over Taiwan.” The idea that the island nation “can be taken by force is just not appropriate. It will dislocate the whole region,” the US president added.
rt.com/news/555938-us-use-force-defend-taiwan/

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>the very first chugwave
baZed

That's the point, even their meme numbers are indicating that Ukraine is losing

ruled by idiots with no common sense or foresight. the west is gay as fuck

ruski friends whats the best way to learn russian? i want out of this hell hole

>Ceктop Гaзa
kek, baZa

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their popaganda: picrel

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They seem to be inspired by Fallout New Vegas, where Caesar (bald dictator) also has cancer.


BTW - it turns out that according to the logic of Vegas, people republic is the Great Khans, the Syrians are the White Legs, Omerta is the Wagnerites, Belarus is the Boomers.

If NCR is Ukraine and Kimball is Zelensky, then they were run by Enclave all along.

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only the best tunes in chug
i invite you to post thread themes in every thread

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anything coming out of the UK needs massive scrutiny, the place is crawling with right wing nut jobs, frustrated cold warriors, out of work spooks, transvestites and public schoolboys who were mercilessly bummed from the age of 7yrs old,

>Our ruling elite are legitimately retarded
How? US shale will inevitably get revitalized and the MIC will get it's money. Seems like the usual fare, to be honest.

>LITHUANIAN NAVY INCOMING!!!
Before or after Estonia enforces a no-fly zone over Ukraine with their two transport planes?

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*by is this real I meant that are those numbers from Keef Dependent or it's edited*

Man, Russians are dumb. This is what decade's of genetic subserviency-breeding will do.

I'm serious. For over one hundred years, ANY Russian brave enough to question society was ruthlessly killed and their families intimidated or purged. Only the submissive Russians get to breed. This is why they have so many gays, all the real men were killed for speaking out. This is why they are pathological liars, they are genetically cowards. They were selectively bred to be inferior and easy to rule, that's why their war performance is so freakishly bad. The Russian gene pool has been destroyed by despotism, and now they are too weak to reverse it themselves.

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also i'm ready to have this shit screencapped and reposted later on
take note /uhg/ly /k/oons

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It's their way of trying to detract from an enemy who is getting dangerous close to a win

>MIC will get it's money
Getting 17 billion from that bill they passed for Ukraine already

the Ukraine is very close to being a failed state at this point, it's only foreign aid keeping it on life support,

DEATH TO GLOBOHOMO
REGIONAL HOMOS ARE BROTHERS
REGIONAL HOMOS WILL PREVAIL
Z

inb4
>hurr durr le gay le globohomo lelelel
Gays have been around ever since while LGBTQ+ is a fairly new concept & agenda propped & pushed by globohomo, hence gays=/=globohomo's lgbtq++'s useful minions
Know the difference.
Daily reminder that globohomo's for sissies, groomer, trannies, homophobic insecure little cuck & moloch-worshipping maggots alike
I despise globohomo agents as much as I do w homophobic little beta cucks, both're unnerving spiteful cringe entities full w hatred & will be exterminated by mercy of the Universe in the foreseeable future
also FUCK JANNIES & FUCK GROOMERS

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LIVEMAPS KNEELED

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>379071627
>mutt
>russians are dumb
Yeah sure

i miss being able to play games and not worry about a thing.

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Who's mr house?

>THREAD THEME
files.catbox.moe/aiewdm.mp4

you can learn the ruski alphabet in one day.
>T. i did
then just start translating the sounds from images and posts in this thread. talk a little russian to others.

20:25
youtu.be/s1CU92LsZZI
And again

how long do you give him?

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more comfy tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=gACAQaYpI7U

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ran out of copium?

Glad i bought New Vegas before all this shit happened. Can't buy shit in Steam now unless you know how to use the Qiwi Tenge method, but still you can't buy shit now because >this content is not available in your region

You failed again.

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I want to go back to those glorious days of playing team fortress with my bros.

It's the name -- Uglegorsk power plant. There is no such settlement as Uglegorsk. The power plant is actually in Svetlodarsk near Mironovskoe (was liberated by the Wagner group today). Khokhols are retreating from here to Bakhmut now, so they are trying to mess up the area as much as possible.

Apparently the deep state was required to walk back his comments lol
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/biden-says-us-will-respond-militarily-if-china-attacks-taiwan

American dream is fake for dumb cattle, m8

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Never!

Pole glowy is shilling hard today
Is beacuse the "deal" with ukraine?

thats how ive been going about korean too, the last is the hard part

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Don't know. Either Elon Musk, because he's rich and people drool over his toys, or Yanukovych, because his Vegas was taken from him.

But user, they're defending those people, why would they flood them and their homes?

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I think we should stop calling the Ukrainians pigs.

Please post link.
Also maybe link should be in next op.

Hey so what happened to Mr Trashbin? I heard he had a resurgence just recently and I expected him to be online now

>schoolboys
Wtf, I thought your working class girls are the ones the Pakis rape

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Allah willing, Patrick will live forever so we can see him bumble around from one warzone to the next
If only more journalists were like him...

meanwhile uhg theme

youtube.com/watch?v=x1jU-mQHTa4

They might have taken their bodies and spirits but they always will have their cum.

all the peremogas turned into zradas so he isn't posting right now

ooooooo a scholar and an intellectual
anyonghaseyo

Yes obviously any war is good for MIC lizards, and XOM and other oil companies are doing well. But this war is way more retarded from the elites' standpoint because it's devaluing the dollar and pushing the rest of the world (Russia, China, India, etc) to trade in currencies other than dollars. Even Saudi Arabia is considering selling oil for Yuans ffs

2 weeks

So out of 350 men they now have about 50 left. That’s 80% loss ratio.

Hopefully forever brave little fella

Explain the Ukrainian 'fish-pig' meme to me

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>>T. i did
i thought you're Crimean?

I can't tell a difference between the humans and the animals.

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So Russia DOES hold the advantage
Eastern bloc 2 inbound

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New Strelkov post just dropped.
t.me/strelkovii/2581

>Just a reminder what we are fighting against.
>And what fate for their children, our enemies, the so-called "Ukrainians", are fighting for.

>Link: UK 50 pence 2022 - 50 Years of Pride - LGBTQ+ (worldcoinnews.blogspot.com/2022/05/united-kingdom-50-pence-2022-50-years.html)

>The Royal Mint will issue a 50p commemorative coin to mark 50 years of Pride UK. This coin marks the first time the UK LGBTQ+ community has been celebrated on official UK coinage and is part of the Royal Mint's wider commitment to diversity and inclusion.

>The coin was designed by Dominic Holmes, an East London-based artist, writer and LGBTQ+ activist with a diverse artistic background, including tattoo craftsmanship. The coin design reflects the values of protest, visibility, unity and equality in London, coloured in rainbow. Using state-of-the-art colour printing technology, the iconic colours of the progressive Pride flag were recreated in special colour versions for the silver and BU coins.

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I've never paid Todd money since buying a Fallout 3 disc, where the game is even worse bugged than the pirated version. If there is no difference - why pay money? Especially if I play with mods and don't aim for achievements.

This is how you can see that Ukraine is clearly winning:
>Stop taking schizo meds.
>Take LSD instead
>Look at maps and realize Ukraine controls Minsk by now.

He cut his cock off and transitioned to the anarchist memeflaggot

Salt mines open boys

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is it true for Korean, that just like Japanese, you still need to learn some Chinese characters? That always struck me as being a bit strange

*your tax money

Nice sarcasm.

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The Ukrainian pig thing is actually a Jewish slur, centuries old yet popularized by Zelensky
That's concerning considering his treatment of his own peopl

Really? I expected he had more fight in him maybe he’s re-editing his copypasta

>right wing nut jobs

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Explosion at dam near Svitlodarsk
Explosion at dam near Svitlodarsk
Explosion at dam near Svitlodarsk
Explosion at dam near Svitlodarsk

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>uhg theme
youtu.be/jrbL_DnDtao

*munch* *munch* *munch*
>*munch* *munch* *munch*
*munch* *munch* *munch*
>*munch* *munch* *munch*
Z!
*munch* *munch* *munch*
>*munch* *munch* *munch*

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no i just have magic portal technology to troll ugh

Я гoллaндeц

>Svitlodarsk
Svetlodarsk

the West is in full suicide mode, the elites are utterly incompetent, it's been like this for a while but we're going into a death spiral now,

Good for DNR; give them semi-autonomy Russia bros and have them remain a Republic

They did the exact same shit with Trump. Used British intelligence as the source back then too.
The UK is still globalism HQ, the US is just the muscle.

absolutely rekt from the pool sesh, still sore from yesterday's push day. I was planning to stretch/yoga later but might have to call it off
training 7 days a week at 30 years old is no joke, even with great rest and nutrition

not kino

kamsahamnida anony

its... abstract

in theory yes, but in practice no hangul is 99% of all text. japans writing system is just pure retarded chaos desu

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You are learning korean, chinese and russian at the same time? How many languages do you know?

Bu-chan is still very cute you have to agree.

The only moral upper hand the West claims is being more tolerant of fucking other men in the ass
Considering not everyone here approves of that, it only seems demoralizing

are you that guy who create ukranians dancing pig?

just do 15 minutes user, itll do you good

Svetlodarsk. And nothing really happened except some windows in the town and near settlements.

failed ukrosoviet space program in 1949.

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It’s complicated

ACTUAL comfy tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=yR6b-t4e3pA
youtube.com/watch?v=9hJLKwFYuQU
youtube.com/watch?v=nZ7utVUZTkQ

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>>Mariupol arc is over
About fucking time

>Svitlodarsk
*Svetlodarsk

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Patrick will never die. Screencap this, he will outlast the heat death of the universe.

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Bros, Elensky cucked out hogholes to Poles.

>Polish citizens have special status in Ukraine
>Poles allowed to get confidential military information in Ukraine
>Poles allowed to be judges in Ukraine
>Poles allowed to do police work in Ukraine
>Poles allowed to apply as presidential candidates in Ukraine

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is a post-ironic meme imitating jingoistic mad skills memes made by 40-50 year old people who don't understand memes. This is a kind of answer to the Ukrainian phrase. They called the Russians pig-dogs. And the author of one such madskills called them pig-crucian.

The full version is "ponaduser schweinokaras" - ponad use is the Ukrainian version of "uber alles", in Russian it sounds like "crap yourself". Swine is a pig in English and German. Karas' is a crucian.

It makes as much sense as Obunga.

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Is that another kyiv/Kiev thing?

Literally slave branding PWHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST CAN"T MAKE THIS UP.
files.catbox.moe/ewpm0a.mp4

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Kind of, it's just cockholian abomination of a language corrupting Russian settlement names.

Cattle gets branded, lol.

Donbass is also forbidden.

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what? kek
show me

Step 1: Learn and memorize the alphabet first. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet#Letters
Understand how the IPA works and it'll be a breeze.

Step 2: Learn the rest of the language.

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Thanks, that's somewhat enlightening

Finally they will have their revenge.

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chances of the ukie army overthrowing the clown?

wrecking all their own shit. that means it's ogre.