/jdt/ - OH MY edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK SIX
(Day 20)

Welcome back
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are going to be wrapping up their case
Depp's team may get a chance for a rebuttal

The second witness of the day is basically a corpse
he's a physician so that's comforting, isn't it

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZlzY5C_jg

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=BNZbuSfU_U8


The press/media seem pretty convinced that Depp is going to be questioned by Heard's attorneys today so we'll just have to wait and see how that pans out

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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repeating the question here
why do they let one side get through their witnesses first and then the other side through all their witnesses? doesn't that lead to recency bias? once the jury has to deliberate theyre going to remember all of AH's witnesses better than JD's witnesses

I’m sure the jury knows that people can blackout from alcohol. The desperation. It’s painful.

is this guy some kind of Jordan Peterson impersonator or what

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Good morning gentlemen.

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All these asspulls

Every single witness has been a fucking snooze fest.

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Defence goes after the 'attack'.

Depp loses, again.

>he got le mad so he cut his own finger off
yeah I'm sure

almost user

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your local residential doctor at mount mcdoom, evilsphere

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Any Forums mods still being faggots i see

He’s a clinical psychiatrist so the answer is yes.

Ale 4

Depp gets to go again for "rebuttal" and all witnesses are cross examined at the time of their testimony.
The plaintiff in general is given this advantage because they have a burden to overcome to prove their case.

He loves to hear himself talk. This reminds me of that 1 person in a group project or discussion who just goes on and on and on and on

Amber is not sending her best

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shut up nigger no one cares what you think

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they found the weed closet

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This is like calling some nobody that watched the trial come and give his take and also being paid by one side. How is this even allowed in court lmao

It’s Herr Doofenschmirt if he were real life.

>OH MY
he does look like that guy
kek

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>Can it include threats and intimidation?
That's a leading question if ever I heard one.

He looks like he combs his hair with a hand grenade

Johnny is visibly shook today. He will crumble under the scrutiny of (((Rottenborn))) now that these expert witnesses have torn off the mask and exposed his lies, and he knows it.

If number we all get a Dr. Mommy GF and a Camille side piece

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THE CLOCK IS TICKING MS AMBER AND TEAM, TIME IS RUNNING OUT AND YOU'RE WASTING IT ON THIS CLOWN

kek

So he's just talking "in general" and nothing about Johnny's actually case?

can you pete the question

holy shit this witness is stupid

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He looks like the Australian barking dog guy

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yes. little to no objections since they want to counter it in cross. guy is talking out of his ass for close to 1 hour.

This guy is literally Quentin Tarantino if he was a psychiatrist

One job, user.

In general, he never interviewed Johnny but says he reviewed information about the case.

>intimate partner violence
Wasn't it inter-personal violence before?

Supposedly, the jury has checked out. No reason to object and get their attention. Let Heard's team burn all their time.

Do AHs team really believe that stating "Johnny Depp took a lot of drugs" for the 100th time will work on the jury?

NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
THIS WASNT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DEPPBROS, NO NONO

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So, let me get this straight

>have/let this guy ramble for 2 hours, boring the jury to no end and draining Amber's time
>bring somebody on rebutal who in 15 min can destroy this guy's arguments (if anyone even remembers them)
>They can't cross whoever they bring because they lost all their time with Dr Brown here

I am crazy or is this JD's team strategy? I mean, this guy is going well over the hour and they still have 3 other witness left not counting JD if they call him

Sorry dog. Not your time

>do survivors of intimate partner violence experience mental illness
>we dont expect our victims to be perfect

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I M P E R F E C T
V I C T I M

that's a keyword team heard has been ushering over the weekend.

Carl Sagan from the Meth Dimension

Did someone tweet at break or something

She was raped by a bottle, user! A BOTTLE!

>when the witness says some dumb shit

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YOU ARE A VICTOM HERE


YOU- ARE - A - VICTIM

The $5,000 PER DAY Dr. Milton-looking fat fuck testified as saying that Johnny's finger injury was consistent with a "crush" type of impact.
An injury consistent with FINGER PAINTING IN HIS OWN BLOOD, Perhaps?????

>perpetrators don't seek counseling
They literally called Depp's therapist by deposition. What a fucking disaster.

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Not important what I think, only what the jury thinks. And they think Depp made a poor defamation case (again). Cope, seethe, dilate.

REPLY FOR YOUR FREE MEGAPINT

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How is this testimony not helping Depp? I'm confused.

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If the case was going the way they thought it would in a best case scenario this doctor would be reinforcing the narrative that Johnny is a crazed and abusive drug-addict. But the jury has heard the same story too many times.

Quentin Tarantino would get angry at this guy and tell him to get to the point. Whenever QT talks, he at least has substance to his words and arrives at his points relatively quickly.

Reminder that statistically there is at least one person out there watching this on lol dude weed and the time dilation is making them want to die listening to this loon drone on.
Fucking based.

>that thumbnail
I love the ol' switcharoo glitch, holy shit

isn't this question helping johnny? he went to the psych, not amber

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Yeah, didn't Amber hate being called a victim?

Them jewish genes coming through.
She looks like a female version of Rick Moranis.

All memes and relevance aside, this dude seems like a pretty smart and good guy

No

V I C T I M

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Well I've seen this before but it's never happened to me. Bravo gookmoot.

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Depp's stuttering cross man has been taking a lot of notes...

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reptilian eyes

Ha ha, he's doing it again

Now that's a glitch.

>implying you can read the jurys mind or know what they are thinking
>implying I am the one with the cope
I have never seen a more retarded post than yours.

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Amber Pissed her team off so Much they are now Team Depp

They seem very aware of clock running. It's why I suspect they're rarely objecting to any of this nonsense. It's all meaningless and easy to toss out and its burning their oppositions precious little time.

johnny what are you waiting for. release ben motherfucker chew

AmberTurd's team so desperate they're having to dig up witnesses out of the graveyard to testify against Johnny Depp.

lol a lot of people have been calling her just that

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Yeah, he's destroying the plaintiff's case right now and the jury is all enthralled by this testimony, per reports.

RELEASE THE CHEW

How much is he getting paid
Also he looks like he's malfunctioning right now

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He is a weak lawyer, desu. They should've chosen someone else for cross.
It's strange to see a tranny defender using cope, seethe, dilate. But he is a Any Forums go-er so it's not surprising his mind is rotten.

i've been gaining weight. i really need to lay off the food.

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she's here lads

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$1000/hour, hence his rambling and dragging everything out.

yeah, his memes have felt a little inappropriate but i guess you cant say someone on the jury might not appreciate it

his first cross was super fucking yikes mode though so lets see how it goes after hes given his entire monologue and depps team decide to go after everything piece by piece

You rang?

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she's buttoning up today
must be chilly in there

claimed

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Well bookmark it, and when you turn out to be wrong, you can look back at where you went wrong.

It's fine, you want to save your heavy hitters for more important witnesses.

I forgot I put weed in my stew. Im gon get wasted now

Agreed. He may even be the tranny janny from Any Forums that caused the exodus, but he has no power here.

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Is this technically reportable offense? Posting pony shit outside /mlp/

RELEASE THE CHEW

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No, that was the other fingering specialist guy before him. We don’t know how much this guy makes.

She looks good in Red

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