I will sacrifice a job for Any Forums

I will sacrifice a job for Any Forums

>working as a full-time Financial Controller
>apply for some PT jobs since I work from home
>see this in email this morning

Some retard working in HR (although I guess that's redundant) asked me to do some test that's the equivalent of a horoscope, drawing and colouring stupid shapes.

What's the most brutal thing I can say to emphasize she has a fake job and that HR is adult daycare?

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Idk start by making up shit about the Princeton test

"i am a professional who values his time."
"fill up your doodles yourself"

>go to website
>be greeted by a nog

this is the test? wow, shapes, numbers and colors.

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Print out pic related and attach it to the email

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>"fill up your doodles yourself"
lmao

Going to go with your post unless someone comes up with something that makes the HR bitch contemplate her whole existence even more

You know which shape to draw, fag

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LOL are niggers incapable of these or something because I can’t think of another reason it exists

you're retarded and getting scammed by an indian from bangladesh

- HR MANAGER

No, do the shapes but make it all fucked up and disturbing looking. Look up pat Bateman's notebook from American psycho, include an extra photo of a crossword puzzle you do where you write in bone and meat in all the spaces. Then when they turn you down, say you're gonna drive down to their office to work this out in person. That theyll actually really like you once you meet, and you'll "see them soon ;) "
Do all of this and post updates

What a weird thing, do they want to know your handwriting?
That's fine by itself but what does that have to do with your personality?
I can't image they'd test who you are by seeing what numbers you choose to write.

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>I will sacrifice a job for Any Forums
dont do it. Your job is more important than random people online.

or you can lie

If a company told me to do this I would laugh in their faces. If they still insisted i'd tell them my consulting rate is $100/hr and I'll be charging for this waste of time.

It’s to filter out niggers who can’t write cursive kek

> make some shapes
have job interviews degraded down to pre-K activities?

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Gay and trying too hard.

What's the point of this test? To check autism level?

There we go

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HAHAHA op has to do this
Just make everything look really fucked up and like you're borderline retarded/schizo

>Your job is more important than random people online
I already make 6 figures, so no, you guys are actually more important than a part time job

Enjoy

Sounds like scam site. You take some dumb test, they say you passed, they need your bank info to set up a new direct deposit system. Your bank account is then emptied.

The WHOIS internet registration lookup says “freejobtest.com” is all kept secret:

Technical Contact Information:
Name
REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
Organization
1&1 Internet Inc
Address
REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
City
REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
State / Province
PA
Postal Code
REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
Country
US
Phone
REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
Fax
REDACTED FOR PRIVACY

Classic, can't go wrong with laineyball

>REDACTED FOR PRIVACY
go back to re/ddit, nigger

Is it more important than frens though?

smart

Retard, did you not read the post? That is what the website lists

What the fuck is this shit, a final exam? Jesus Christ they treat us like absolute shit lmao.
>Congratualations, you're lucky enough to be conisdered
>Now write an essay in 20 minutes.
>It better be good if you want this job, pig.
>You don't want to be dropped from the list...do you?
>Part time
>Full time "POTENTIAL"

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+1.6105601459
give them a call

>freejobtest.com/free_test.html
>free
kek, they're using a free service to test you into a part time job. What a joke. I hate this world.

Here: love you, frens

Call them what they are. Unprofessional. And write resumes on glassdor and so on about how unprofessional they are. This will hurt more than calling them names.

>quoting everyone just to link to your own post
honestly pathetic

I seek employment, not play time.

>write resumes on glassdor and so on about how unprofessional they are
you're gayer than a nigger HR woman

Lmao perfect

>shapes
>draw a ladder

Wtf?

Yeah, basic common sense test for which you can't prepare.

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>This test needs to be returned to us as soon as possible so we can keep your spot on the shortlist.
Ask them why it matters if you are 5'4" and how did they know?

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