/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3253 i want to marry dane mami edition

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first for Z

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comfy posting in this itt thread

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Is Poland about to buttfuck Ukraine?

What's the deal with that new law?

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Poland is so retarded for backing these subhumans

at what point do Ukies start objecting to the Poles moving in on their turf and start fighting them?

GORE!

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you're welcome user.
enjoy the freshly knead bröt

It's essentially just a way of them getting ready to integrate with poland after the war

i award you with the medal of gory

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Some are speculating that it's a legal way to get polish volunteers to fight (or "police") in ukraine

I have only yesterdays kalibrs left.. Sorry, no new content.
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“There's only one way to keep faith with a Pole. Put your faith in your sword and the sword in the Pole.”

Z

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2 more weeks

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Seems like they are preparing to join Poland if things go really wrong.

Fall of New York when?

Russia is losing and it’s more apparent now than it ever has been before

I remember.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevgeny_Rodionov

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I think the politicians are trying to creat a loophole where Piles can segway into the Ukraine and fight Russians without it being NATO directly fighting Russia,

I think it's going to blow up in their faces, Russia will object and missle zap any Polish troop concentrations and Ukies will object and start randomly attacking Poles,

is that what they say in cnn every 10 minutes?

Huh, so Ukraine might cease to exist after all.

>Is Poland about to buttfuck Ukraine?
Probs they want to recreate Canary Pride Festival.
Just let the boys be boys.

Interesting.
Like a backdoor way to join the EU and NATO.

I doubt the rest of EU will find this funny though.

>be azog
>fight to kick out Russians
>your president lets poles take positions of power
powerful message from Zelensky

kek

F for the fallen ones bratuha.

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>1 post by this ID
>Doesn't elaborate
>leaves

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Yes, they are retreating very quickly toward western Ukraine.

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

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It's heartbreaking to see the leaf shill so demoralized, someone please give him a new imaginary peremoga so that he can post the smug pepes again

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Mah fizzy be 250 years old (we added a star here n thizzay). Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Yours if you gots a paper stack?
Has yo' systizzay of government witstood tha test of tiznime?
Mah country be a hegemonic rappa. Military, Economy, Diplomacizzle, Culture.
Mah cizzle hizzay neva suffered a significant military defeat.
Mah country has dozens of strong vizzles prepared to defend mah interests. I doubt I will eva hizzle ta commit mah soldia ta bizzay given tha strength of mah janissaries (Anglosphere 5+ nations (5 eyizzles glowies), Germizzle, Japan, Ukraine, Russia soon). They be mostlizzle expendable spics n nigga witta few eaga n cizzle Midwesterns n Southerns who live ta kizzy in tha dogg pound. They be armed wit tha miznost tested hizzigh T-to-tha-izzech n rizzle hardware.
Mah country be filled wit subhuman slaves who do mah bidd'n n sizzle my needs. If tizzy rap back, T-H-to-tha-izzey be imprisoned or depizzle. But mostly they dizzle. Forgive me if mah morals lapze n I penetrate T-H-to-tha-izzem occasizzle. I'm only human. (BTW bizzy lives matta as mizzay as mah jizz stained cumrag)
Mah country has more white people thizzle any country on earth (200 mizzle+). They are mostly of Anglo Germanic heritage. A few potato n spaghetti nigga here n there. wat it do ?? Thizney're alright. Im crazy, you can't phase me. Pretty coo' actizzle cuz I'm fresh out the pen.
Mah country be blunt-rollin' to colonize Mars so jus' chill. OK that happen'n afta tha only human stepped fiznoot on tha mizzay. He was a WHITE AMERICAN. Rememba dis wizzy you look up at nizzle if you gots a paper stack.
Eva hizzeard of tha Wrizzle Brotha. Well, maybe Google SR71 or even SR72.
I've neva worked an honest day 'n my life. Ta be honest I'm lazy bizzay I lift. Mah physique be chiseled despizzle mah age. Speak'n of which mah cock homeboy touchs pussy less thizzle a decade younga puttin tha smack down. Also mah cizzay be larga tizzy normal. Same wit mah height.

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>Russia is losing

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it's OVER

WE DON'T WANT THAT WORTHLESS MONEY PIT.

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why is it always cartoon little girls? Are you trying to make people hate russia?

Hey Russianbros, do you think we can have Bucovina back after you carve Ukraine? It's a southern province that's majority Romanian. It used to be ours before Stalin happened.

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>I think the politicians are trying to creat a loophole where Piles can segway into the Ukraine and fight Russians without it being NATO directly fighting Russia
tfw we will see a tactical nuke droped in western Ukraine, Poland seething like never before and world scolding both Ukraine and Poland for unnecessarily raising tensions with Russia

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This.

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i'll start

we're losing bros.... we're pontooooning.....
no more banan deliveries..... what do sanctionbros......

Why the fuck would Poland need Western Ukraine???

I came up with a new peremoga. Starbucks is gone, now Russia will only have Stalinbucks. Now you understand what's on the wrong side of the history?

reminder

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Fresh Кoт just dropped

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Ukrainian telegram channel with 1.8 million followers, this is their latest worry
Zrada: a cartoon with a racist letter "Z" is broadcast on Ukrainian television.

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How that would work for Crimea and others.
Will Ukraine let that territory or its all part of the article 5 plan?
Will nato kick Poland for this?

>Bucovina
>southern province
No wonder the best you're able to do is beg

Chug supremacy

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anyone in europe who has an official space allocated in an official govt. bunker seems to be frothing at the mouth and desperate to escalate this into a full blown WW3

I find this shit really un nerving, I do think you're right, the Ukraine may well cease to exist and just be divided up by the nations around it.

Surfs up!

>What's the deal with that new law?
everyone ITT talking about this what the hell is it?

>he doesn't know
this is a real grill > 2d grill thread, but we don't discriminate.

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kot

Deserved it.

It was chechen land.

anyone with a template, please immortalize pozhalusta.

No fucking idea, there's literally fucking nothing of importance there. That place is the poorest part of Oinkraine, which is already a poor shithole.

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/chug/ has gotten tits multiple times

why don't my fucking posts ever go through

Last night's gainz?

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Bravo Russia, if america would ban these scumbags we'd be better off too

>joe and hunter biden
>kamala "heels up" harris
>george soros
>the squad(aoc, ilhan omar, rashida tlaib, ayanna pressley)

Southern from Ukraine's perspective.

>we are not nazi
>if you wanna keep your country intact you must jewish governor
What did Z mean by this?

i hate trannies, but sewerslvt makes really good music.

My only regret is that his mother was not beheaded too. Watching the vatniks beheaded in Cechrnya is so satisfying. Think they cried and shit their pants befor the knife went in?

kek, remember when they posted a tranny man without timestamp?

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I'll try to draw something nice for him
poor leaf bro (I am not ironic, it's always sad, no matter on which side I am)

c in /chug/ stands for cunny

You took the Ukrainian lolis, now you have to pay for them!

zetto des

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Zelenskysisters... have we really lost to Vladmort?...

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How the fuck does /uhg/ even exist? Everyone is mocking them relentlessly.

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>No fucking idea
You were baited, cause Natotroons don't like ethnostates and happy to process your youth at meat grinder.
Is it so hard to comprehend?

Vast amount of tourists. /k/ si firmly pro-hohol thanks to that.

I am russian diasporoid mutt myself, hanging out with a self described hohol girl who admited to me that one of her grandmas lives in Moscow, and the other in Crimea.
Quite frankly , I am sick and tired of this fake nation. All the ukrainians I know are at least a quarter russian, and they have the audacity to call us orcs and all this shit, while talking in their dialect of our language.

Just beat them putin already.

>Engage in any sort of meaningful discourse questioning chug claims
>immediately get picrel

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there were no vatniks in chechnya. the meme is from ~2005 -10. it mostly described old people who started to have nostalgia.

>this is a real grill > 2d grill thread
Idi nahui gandon

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Who knows. They didn't even implement any laws yet.