/jdt/ - MORE DICK edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK SIX
(Day 20)

Welcome back
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are going to be wrapping up their case
Depp's team may get a chance for a rebuttal

The first witness of the day, a live one, is Dr Richard S. Moore
he's a hand doctor and no, he wasn't there

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZlzY5C_jg

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=BNZbuSfU_U8

Court TV lady posted some interesting things on Twitter over the weekend which I will post momentarily
The press/media seem pretty convinced that Depp is going to be questioned by Heard's attorneys today so we'll just have to wait and see how that pans out

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Is Camille just being overaggressive here? Or is she onto anything?

the complete and absolute state of this expert

I'm gonna be honest bros Camille isn't doing well with this guy...

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johnny's tie game consistently winning

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Check my finger Dr.

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>this is the time for me to ask questions

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This sounds exactly like when I argue with atheists what the fuck

This doctor is getting paid 5k a day by Ambers legal team and in less than 5 minutes Camille has him stuttering like a retard.

JOHNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>I can rule it out, but can't say.
Democrat voters would love this guy.

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LET'S TRY *MY* QUESTION, BITCH

>hand fetishist
>fat
>weakmind
>paid shill
anything else to add to dick more's list of traits

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Not at all

MOGGED

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She wants him to say he doesn't actually know anything about the injury

She’s making the witness doubt himself, so he becomes more agreeable with her questions.

Well. The answer is simple. The cucklord doctor is bought but you can't just say that shit in court. he's a recognized expert. The only way to fight this shit really is bringing an expert of their own that testifies to the opposite.

you dropped these

>You mean throw a vodka bottle at something?

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She's asserting dominance

This style of questioning works with Amber or notorious liars, but it's not going to work on this guy

Jiggers wwa?

>"Mrs Heard, is it true that you called Johnny a, and I quote you here, 'little crybaby'?"
>"That's correct"
>"And you hit him afterwards, correct?"
>"Well, I was defending myself, he was hitting me and I-"
>"Miss Heard! Miss Heard, I am asking if you hit Mr Depp after calling him a baby. You hit him, didn't you?"
>"Yes, I hit him"
>"You hit him after calling him a baby?"
>"That's correct"
>"You like doing that? You like hitting babies? You hit babies often?"
>"W-what? N-no, it's not- I-I didn't mean he's literally a baby, I was uhh"
>"DID YOU HIT MY BABY, MISS HEARD?! DID YOU HIT MY FUCKING BABY JOHNNY?!"
>Camille lunges across the courtroom and starts strangling Amber Heard, shaking her back and forth
>"YOU STRANGLED MY BABY! YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL MY SWEET BABY JOHNNY YOU BITCH!"
>Amber can be faintly heard gurgling, "AHHH I'M BEING STRANGLED AND I'M GOING TO DIE OH NO"
>Judge bursts out laughing, everyone in the courtroom starts clapping and chanting "Go Camille! It's your birthday!"
>Johnny leans over to his lawyer, lawyer leans in with him
>"This shit you gave me mate... it's fucking fantastic"
>Lawyer is confused and whispers, "It's uhh, it was just a mint, Mr Depp"
>Johnny doesn't hear him, "what's that mate?"
>"Mint", Lawyer replies
>Johnny grins and says, "yes it is, mate. yes it is"
>Camille holds up Amber's limp corpse in triumph with a big smile, looking over at Johnny
>the crowd goes wild
>Johnny gives her a thumbs up and thinks to himself, "fucking mint"

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>objection
why though

Or like. Smile is doing you make the expert look dubious and shift from
>it was this, definitely
To
>well I suppose it could also have been that

And just think, Amber's team paid him a $1k/hr for this.

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Yo that lawyer just stole an ice breaker from Johnny

>british mi6 agent
yeah this is a slide thread

"Let's start over, its important the jury hear this"

BASED Camille

Camille should drag this out as much as possible, then

Sir do not redeem the dossier

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It's over. She has torn his testimony apart within 13 minutes.

>throw vodka bottle
>it crushes finger and then shatters
>depp pulls his hand away
>one of the shattered pieces of glass slices his finger as he is pulling it away

Ooooh, he never reviewed the severed section of the finger.

i forgot the trial continued today, what did i miss in the past hour? anything interesting?
who's this witness?

how is she so good of a lawyer?

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Based

>no question pending
GAH DAMN

This is too much

Dr. Moore says the injury wasn’t caused the way Johnny testified. Camille is tearing him a new asshole.

she is channeling her inner latina passion into her lawyer business

Doctor Dick Moore
hes a hand guy
he's reviewing the finger injury but he wasn't actually there for it

Camille made short work of him

>he hasn't even seen the pictures of the area where the incident took place
lmao. What a waste of $1k

Someone post that cute female police officer

Finger doctor to say that Depp couldn't have hurt his finger the way he described. Currently getting torn apart but there will be redirect after this

CAN YOU SEE THE BLOOD DOCTOR

its ridiculous anyway, you hear stuff like
"The way this happened is super rare I've never seen anything like this before". Doctors say that shit all the time. Random shit happens all the time. This expert is a nigger cuck

SLAM DUNK

how is that relevant?

no

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is he just a random expert witness or is he relevant to the case? like Depp's or Heard's physician or something

>SLAM DUNK
Like a vodka bottle against a bar

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>"This shit you gave me mate... it's fucking fantastic"
>Lawyer is confused and whispers, "It's uhh, it was just a mint, Mr Depp"
>Johnny doesn't hear him, "what's that mate?"
>"Mint", Lawyer replies
>Johnny grins and says, "yes it is, mate. yes it is"

never going to not make me laugh

Random bone expert

WHAT IF ANY SIZE BOTTLE DO YOU SEE

He means the one in the courtroom, wise guy.

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He’s the only expert witness they could get. Damn, Rottterborn fumbled with trying to get Dr. Moore to talk about the bottle.

A mega bottle?

WHAT IF ANY LEADING AND SPECULATIVE TESTIMONY CAN YOU GIVE TO THE JURY

RANDOM BONE EVENT

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>The damage couldn't be done with a knife
>well uh actually here's how he could have

This guy is making bank for literally nothing lmao

Looks good, sir

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Anyone else notice he only faces and talks to the jury when the people paying him $1k an hour ask him questions?

So Amber said it was caused by smashing a phone, Depp says bottle, and now we're talking about accordion doors?

The one with the CGI face?

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