How will you pathetic fanbois ever recover? It's the female century. Cope

No. It's the "female" century. Make room sista, I am a women and I like to slap asses.

lmao they spent over $200m on this show and nobody watched it and everyone who did hated it

this response was breddy good. a much more attractive woman came in and rekt her whole misogyny schtick

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How to tell a story was written by a dumb broad:
>1st episode, the Male Character is conflicted and everyone hates him
>2nd episode, the Male character decides that seeking redemption through any means is is paramount goal
>3rd episode, romance starting point (be good, and you'll get some poon!!!!) Face reveal (if it was hidden)
>4rd episode, the male character removes upper torso clothing/uniform, implied physical attraction with female audience surrogate (you WANT that!!!)
>5th episode, the male character is beaten over the head about how awful he is, breaks and does something stupid. This MUST be paralleled with denial of a romantic/erotic moment
>6th episode, They fuck, the end.

And there's no more, because if you're 6 episodes in and can't tell it was written by a dumb cunt, you might just be a dumb cunt yourself.
>wait, where's the rest of the stuff? The world building, side characters, themes
There's either nothing at all, or facsimiles.
>but the 4th episode was literally a torso reveal with nothing else going on!
Precisely. It's there to place the Hot Male Lead in a position where they have little/no power after acknowledging they were pretty shit (with or without cause) and place the Female Audience Surrogate nearby to communicate rather succinctly: "This is the part were you feel attraction!"

5 years ago, spotting this structure in a show would make me pretty upset, but nowadays, I've gotten pretty good at picking up the red flags in trailers so I know how shit's gonna go down before I even watch it.

this can't be real

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Once again showing the female sex is inferior at everything they do

>nobody watched it and everyone who did hated it
To their credit, a decent sized group of people watched it. To the point that it's the most watched show on Paramount streaming service (though, that's not saying a lot really...)
And then they decide Master Chief should have sex with someone who is CLEARLY A FUCKING ENEMY SPY and anyone still watching promptly turned off.
Even the brain dead morons could tell she was a spy, and even the more romance-inclined folks acknowledged that the sex just came out of nowhere.

> The idea of humanity bending over backwards in sacrifice to deliver this idiotic Hail Mary of a “man weapon” against all common sense is way too fascistic so they made him a completely autonomous Demi god warrior with muh love and women program his courage and motivations
Spot on.
It's more than "they don't understand Halo".
No, they do understand it. And they want nothing to do with it. They'll make their own version, and you'll fucking like it, you bigot.

>say this
>they haven't even played the original trilogy
>they don't even know what Halo is
kek

>References
References are meaningless if the overall story being told is dogshit.

>a decent sized group of people watched it
Source? They’ve released no viewership numbers.
>most watched show on Paramount+
a totally meaningless achievement since it has no competition except for nuTrek which is even worse than GAYLO was

>If you don't like this fanservice, you're like, a fan
I can think of many a fan who'd blow her away in the wind with naught but a fart

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>why do the people who played the halo games want the halo show to reference the halo games instead of the halo books no one reads?
Gee i dunno must be bigotry.

I don't even know who that is, why should I give a shit about her opinion?