>What the heck is Mike Vallely General?
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>Who is Mike Vallely?
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
/mvg/ - Mike Vallely General #1
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Isn't this the guy that hates trump?
Mike Vallely routinely beats down communists
Check out Mike V unrivaled epic 5 hour+ interview on The Nine Club,
Based nigger doesn't sip one drink of liquid the whole time.
who knows. What I do know is these threads are pure schizo posting. Some freak is just absolutely obsessed with this rando nobody skater that was in like 2 minutes of CKY videos from the 90s. These threads are garbage spam. Should report it.
ngl, that sounds pretty keyed
Man, that’s weird you say that because I was recently in the middle of nowhere in this small town in the Midwest and my family and I were actually going antiquing on a nice spring afternoon. I mean my whole family, too. Brothers and sisters, grandma and grandpa, mom and dad, nieces and nephews. Just a nice day together, you know?
Anyway, we’re about to go into this real quaint little shop that looked as if it could be out of an Americana catalog or something and I reach for the door when all of a sudden Mike Vallely’s hand reaches out and blocks the door. He looks right at me and was like, “what the fuck you think you’re doing, bro?”
Confused, I turned to my whole family behind me and was like, “sorry not sure what’s going on, guess they’re closed.”
Vallely quickly says, “not closed bro. Just want to know why you think you can just go antiquing and not have to answer for it.”
And I was like, “what?”
And he was like, “antiquing is like the whitest shit a person can do. you must be a racist.”
And I was like, “what?”
At this point my family said we can just go somewhere else but Mike looked passed me and straight at my grandma and was like, “you can shop for deals all up and down this street or you can come get these hands for free, ya old racist bitch.”
At that point, I think my grandfather snapped as he was in ‘nam and he pulled out an old Colt .45 pistol we didn’t know he was carrying and pointed it directly at Vallely and said something like, “If you wanna act like a Charlie then you can die like a Charlie.”
I thought grandpa was gonna shoot him but Vallely put up his hands and said “I knew you were racist but I don’t believe in guns so I’m gonna let it slide this time.”
Then we went antiquing
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Mike Vallely came to Australia a few years back for a black flag concert. I waited back stage wearing a black flag tshirt wanting an autograph. Mike Vallely approached me and started screaming “ohh Black Lives Matter do they? Of course the do but that’s their movement. What you’re doing is cultural appropriation”.
Confused I tried to explain my T-shirt wasn’t BLM but rather black flag the band he had just performed in. He proceeded to hold his arms back at a 45 degree angle screaming “you’re lucky these guys are holding me back racist I’d fuck your confederate ass up”. There was no around but the two us. He kept his arms back and started walking backwards shouting “let me at him let me at him”.
Keyed.
If Mike V were 12 inches taller we'd all be fucked.
Finally a Mike V thread!!!!
Maybe pol isn't lost after all?
Factions and fractions facts and fictions
Who cares? obviously the OP and his minions with their inside joke
Guess mf's
NO!
>plebbit spacing
>doesn’t understand board culture
Summer is coming.
I enjoy these, please never stop
The spacing is a result of my keyboard nothing to do with plebbit
But you continue on with your self induced delusion of grandeur I dont give a fuck
You disrespect the culture of our board when you post without lurking for 2 years
Any Forums btfo
Under rated.