Be canada

>be canada
>have handful of working towed artillery
>donate it to Ukraine because you don't have anything else to send
>become one of the few nations on earth russia could actually invade
Why are they like this? Is it something about being a leaf or is it just Canadian politicians that hate the CAF? How much can they keep cutting before the Canada is a Jamaican tier military?

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Canada doesn't really need an army, just like Europe we get muttoids to spend all their money on an army while we have schools and healthcare.

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Justin Trudeau does moral virtue signalling without doing actual work to attain it so he can get good photo ops for cbc. Nothing he does is genuine.

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>Canada doesn't really need an army
Imagine believing this. Literally only lesson of history is the weak get fucked the hardest. Spending 2% is absolute nothing and would mean you could at least meet your treaty obligations.

Instead the US airlifts you places you should be able to take yourself. All your doing is robbing the US military and making it so theirs less numbers on the allied side when china hits.

git off muh land and stop lookin at muh sister-cousin-wife

>>become one of the few nations on earth russia could actually invade
I'm not sure russia could invade my nans farm user let alone amphibiously assault a nation across the fucking Atlantic.

First of all, you wish you could invade Canada. Second of all, America would legit nuke you if you invaded either Canada, or Mexico.

God save the Queen!

>Spending 2% is absolute nothing and would mean you could at least meet your treaty obligations.
This isn't technically wrong though, same goes for europe etc

This is how 75% of Nova Scotia looks
What is it about the Appalachians that may this such a regional thing rather than a matter of it being only south of the geographical border

>Canada doesn't really need an army
Because if you kill your enemies, they win?

no because we got the best big brother ever

God I wish nukes were not fake

>Russia invades canada to intimidate the US
>Canada comes crying to the US for help
>Canada becomes Ukraine 2.0 in a proxy war

You have hill people too, you know you do.

>>have handful of working towed artillery
Canadabros Is it really this bad?

Mexico can take care of itself. Whose going to invade, Columbia?

It's not bad. Trudy shipped all the Canadian military's weapons to Ukraine, which means the military no longer have weapons to use against Canadians.

>while we have schools and healthcare.
Or more accurately referred to as homosexual indoctrination centres and oversized waiting rooms.

Honestly if Russia invaded Canada, that would give e America a good enough reason to annex the country once and for all and fight the Ruskies

Yea if Russia has had the logistical problems invading a country right next to them, it's going to be a nightmare for them to ship shit overseas.

I hope Trudy dies choking on a trans dick user. Being woke is one thing, undermining your nations ability to survive a conflict is another. I didn't think it could get this bad in the west but here we are, cucks in every fucking country.

Canada is where the turning point occurs. The truckers sparked worldwide attention. With our military unarmed, the uprising will be glorious.

America had owned Canada for decades now, anyone saying otherwise is Ill informed

>Is it something about being a leaf or is it just Canadian politicians that hate the CAF?
Your average Canadian doesn't give two shits about the military, heck they barely even know it exists. This is especially true of people in concentrated cities, who form the country's voter base. They see militaries as inherently evil and a waste of money.

>while we have schools and healthcare.
Absolute bullshit. Schools don't teach kids anymore and have become glorified indoctrination centers. They teach more about LGBT than about math.
Healthcare, I had to wait three hours in 2019 to see a nurse, JUST a nurse. People are on waitlists for months now to get bloodwork done. There is an extreme shortage of doctors. If we are spending money on healthcare, it's not working.

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>be canada
>have handful of working towed artillery
>donate it to Ukraine because you don't have anything else to send
>become one of the few nations on earth russia could actually invade
Honest question, isn't it more sensible to ship what little weapons you have to a country that is already fighting your number 1 threat? Better for Russia to break their teeth on Ukraine than on Canada?
Obviously Russia isn't gonna invade Canada, but if it did few towed artillery pieces likely wouldn't make much of a difference, but if they help kill a Russian battalion right now, and dozen other countries are doing the same, Russia will think twice about further conquest?