Well?

Yeah no shit

it takes several hours to cremate a single body in a MODERN crematorium...

>the holocaust did happen
kys

Show me the fuel shipments.

"holocaust" means "sacrifice", not "genocide"

Still a crime against humanity. If the allied forces somehow went tits up and the interned Japanese Americans started dying of malnutrition and typhus, we would never live it down even to this day. Of course, that's ignoring the more than frequent executions that the Germoids were perpetrating, even if it wasn't as bad as a constantly running gas chamber.

9 per oven per hour

That's not the magic. The magic is how the 1.5 million number went to 6 million overnight, globally.

Roller coasters.

657 what? what are the fucking units?

it takes more than an hour to burn a cookie down to ashes

>6.5 minutes to cremate a body

I wish the nazis had shared their fusion-based crematoria technology.

easy as
and now fucking hurry because you've got to lift and push in the ovens 135 damn bodies per hour and keep that fire going sweetie
>chop chop, don't wanna make that chef angry do we?

but not a body

Did you hear about the time in the mid-1800s that brits thought farming was unsustainable in the long term and 40 million irish serfs died in labor camps? To this day most people handwave the two decades of rapid population decline and blame it on a single potato crop being killed by famine in 1848.

Even his name is wrong. Autists would understand that 9 jews per oven isn't possible.

Even when he doubled the length of time these deathcamps supposedly existed his math still says 9 kikes would be cremated in one oven in one hour, he thinks this is reasonable. I fucking hate redditors. Everyone who uses that website should be killed.

>The holocaust
That word means a burnt sacrifice and used to be used freely by Europeans when referring to ancient cultures. Now Jews have freely appropriated the term in an insanely conceited quasi-religous way for social extortion against Gentiles.
If you wanna cuck, say Jews died in labor or prison camps, don't use their religious terminology retard

>every hour of everyday during a war effort
>In reality not just gunning them down or setting them on fire if it were to happen instead of being all fancy about it

>Still a crime against humanity
No, If anything they were trying to save the world

5 years?? They were working since1940? FFS go study

9 ovens for every 1 jew
1 jew for every 18 ovens
Its simple math user

> 9 Jews in an oven at a time.
Look, they were really malnourished. Much smaller and thinner than when they arrived.

Italy couldnt cremate people that died during initial “covid” wave with modern crematoria; as technologically advanced as the Germans were/are, do you honestly believe they did that back in the 40’s? Absolutely preposterous!

Now calculate the amount of coke required to burn that many (((cookies))) and tell me it makes any sense whatsoever that the Germans would waste all that time and manpower destroying their literal slave laborers

>bodies take like an hour to burn with modern technology
>somehow the nazis were doing nine times the modern average with eighty year old technology
>like two cremulators per facility
German engineering, right?

Regardless we at least know he WANTED to do it, the intent was there. It's just that the allies shoved their dicks so far up the Nazis asses they didn't get a chance.

>. If the allied forces somehow went tits up and the interned Japanese Americans started dying of malnutrition and typhus, we would never live it down even to this day.
Except that would be exactly what happened if America was losing the war and being invaded and couldn't even feed their own people anymore you disingenuous POS the American labor camp comparison shows how much bold faced hypocrisy is required by the American dog

>Jews are cookies

Wouldn't that make it harder? I've read that female kikes supposedly burned better because they had higher bodyfat.

Germany was losing the war badly. their entire infrastructure was destroyed by allied bomber planes. they could barely afford to house and feed their own people, let alone their political prisoners

Germans are autistic engineer types, after one day of working 24 hours like this they would have built bigger ovens or came up with a better solution. This is nigger or abbo tier planning. If you believe in the holocaust its no wonder the germans lost the war, had way too many arts and crafts projects with jews to fight a war

>the holocaust never happened but they deserved what happened.exe
Don't know why I visit these threads

The 6 million number includes the millions of Jews shot, killed in pogroms, and those who died in ghettos. The latter being indirect murder. Very few died in the camps, and the majority gassed were burnt in mass pits not ovens. All of the above is mainstream, you spastics just refuse to read anything beyond infographics.

>Still a crime against humanity.
Declaring something a crime, after the fact, is not punishment or justice, it's revenge. And jews aren't even human, so the point is moot.

>that's ignoring the more than frequent executions that the Germoids were perpetrating
The NSDAP were still executing SS criminals until 1945. You may not like it, but not a single innocent jew was killed. They were all found guilty, and punished. If they didn't want to obey the law, they had plenty of time to fuck off due to Hitler's superhuman generosity.

Modern crematoria aren’t designed to run 24/7 and burn as many bodies as possible as fast as possible.

Totally different tools.

I don't even need that. The only argument you need is as follows:
All camps inspected by Americans were "concentration" camps. All camps inspected by Russians were "death" camps. Either Hitler and the other Nazi leaders were not only psychic and able to communicate this entire plot to each other and coordinate logistics over the course of many years without any written documents, they were also perfectly prescient and knew exactly how much of Germany would fall to the Soviets and how much to the Americans and, thus, were able to locate all death camps in Russian occupied territory.
Either that or it didn't happen and Jews are lying sacks of shit.

No they quite clearly don't with how much "free" shit they want to give to everybody

Don't forget you still have to grind the bones afterward.

And barely any executions happened at Auschwitz. They would have happened in the middle of nowhere, lined up and shot then buried in mass graves. Gas chambers, lampshades and piles of shoes are an exciting fiction and Auschwitz is little more than a memorial theme park. The truth is that there’s a picturesque farmstead somewhere with a grizzly history nobody knows about.

it was possible thanks to new holocoaster desing

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>we at least know he WANTED to do it, the intent was there
.t retarded monoglot reading postwar English translators of German that literally translate the word for Evacuation as Extermination despite the German word for Extermination being very distinct and obviously different even to someone who just started learning. I noticed this in college after comparing Hitler and Nietzsche to German originals and seeing how English translators would always translate the word Extirmination as extirpation or evacuation when Nietzshe says it, but then translate the real word for evacuation as extermination when its said by Nazis. That showed me they apparently required bold face deceit for the narrative and started my redpilling

Have any academics attempted to seriously explain how the Germans managed to cremate so many people so quickly? And it would have required absurd amounts of fuel, surely there must be a paper trail of those shipments to each camp, right?

they were put in camps but that itself is not the holocaust. the holocaust is specifically them getting exterminated en masse and that did NOT happen. Dying to disease and hunger due to wartime circumstances is not holocaust. YOU are making it worse just as the jews did when you deliberately misunderstand the differences. knock it off, kike.

No hypocrisy, I'm saying play stupid games, win stupid prizes, and it was just luck we didn't win ours. You can't offload the moral weight of the consequences from systemically interning an ethnic group just because that wasn't your intention or things might have been different.
>I was driving drunk but I would have been fine if that family wasn't on the road, are you really telling me I'm more morally culpable than drunk drivers who managed to get home safely?

>And it would have required absurd amounts of fuel,
This, as we know it was fuel/oil shortages on the eastern front which was the main limiting material factor for Germany, so obviously they would use the last of it to prioritize burning millions of people behind the front because that's what the war was about don't ya know lmao