Real vs fake

Real empires
>Russia
>UK
>France
>Spain

Wannabe empires
>USA
>Germany (the Hitler's one)

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North Macedonia is an empire aswell

Russians are malnourished brown niggers.

All these countries are wannabes in comparision with Kekistan

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>Usa
It lasted less than a century but it was indeed an empire. Doesn't matter if they flushed it down the toilet for easy shekels.

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butthurt ivan, can't even conquer one country lol

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Meanwhile, the only official empire still alive...

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Based and Pikachupilled

the only real empires where the following:
>Roman
>Greek
>Mongol
>French

British empire ruled the world for a long ass time lol

how can we even compete against the pikachu army bros

Portugal > spain.
More women variety and Portuguese sailors fought samurais.
You can find portuguese streets in Macao to this very day.

sure

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>French
You mean Charles Magne frankish empire I hope, because frogs never had anything of value except the Hitler-like Napoleon expansion that lasted a few years

Portugal was more like Nederlands, an economic power based on commercial ports strategically conquered on the routes to East

Macedonia doesn't have US soldiers

>RUSSIA IS AN EMPIRE, ALSO OUR WEAPONS ARE ONLY FOR SELF DEFENSE, WE DID NOT INVADE UKRAINE ITS OUR FORMER TERRITORY IT WAS SELF SELF DEFENSE

Yes, I meant that. I'm just using the convenient modern names of those regions/countries.
And yeah, I have the same exact opinion about Napoleon's Hitler-tier empire. Easy come, easy go.
Still, Napoleon was pretty based as an individual and extremely influential but I wouldn't call what he had a real empire.

>because frogs never had anything of value except the Hitler-like Napoleon expansion that lasted a few years

come on Mario, you know this isn't true, I'd never diminish your country's history the way you do with mine

am I color blind or are those colors really hard to tell apart?

I can see my house!

To faggot OP’s point: THERES ONLY ONE NAME IN THE GAME LEFT IVAN GO DRINK YOURSELF TO DEATH LELELELEL

>1000 us troops for the whole country
>our land now
user, that doesn't work that way

The Italy/Greek (same thing) and French cultures are basically the only things good about Europe.
Everything else good about us is a variation on those 2/3.
But Napoleon was a selfish, competitive faggot like Hitler that failed to think long term and that's why their empires popped like financial bubbles. Their empires still lead to huge cultural changes though, so they became immortal through that.