Question for brazilbros

Can we both agree that Venezuela is ran by faggots, if they attack I wouldn't mind being annexed by Brazil instead in exchange for protection, what do ya say.

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We don't need any more brown poors in our territory bro, you can have it

Why the fuck would anyone care about Guyana?

How about we pay for protection?

Money's always nice I suppose

>Why the fuck would anyone care about Guyana?
ask Venezuela I don't fucking know, they've been threatening us for years

You're already brown.

Don't they have a rocket launch site? Brazil could just confiscate all the EU rocket shit and Boom! Brazil is a global space power.

Can always get browner

so we have a deal

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Checked

thats the french part, not the "English".

Nobody want to annexe the shithole that is Venezuela because that would mean investing billions in fixing their infrastructure that borderline collapsing, fixing infrastructure is something even worse that building everything from scratch

I think they have that shit french guyana. south of Suriname

Don't worry bro.
I'll send coke your way (for the pain).

Exactly, but instead of investing in themselves they'd rather fuck with us.

Yes, you are correct. Got my Guyana's twisted.Thanks,

No thanks ill just re sell because venezuelan bolivar is worth less the corn in my shit

Yes, the first monke send to moon, common, we wan't the contrary, If Venezuela want some piece of Brazil just take it

Oh that would piss off the Brits so delightfully that we can only say yes my fellow Brazuca.

It's got large uranium deposits, especially in the disputed are.

I doubt Venezuela would attack, they can't even take care of their own country, imagine from others.

>South America
>attack
None of its countries have a good enough navy to mount anything and traversing jungles on foot is dumb. There's a reason why it's the region of the world with the least military conflicts.