You wake up tomorrow and it's 2006. Wat do?

Move to Estonia before Canada truly got fucked.

Go to school cause I’m a little kid

> make a few thousand dollars
> wait
> buy as much bitcoin as I can afford at .25$
> Fuck around until it hits 80,000$
> buy ranch
> dissapear

Buy Ethereum, idiot.

Login to wow and enjoy the authentic classic experience

Start to take hormones so I can be a woman

am i in my 13 year old body?

Engage Zoe and Anita in pornography.

Smoke pot and masturbate until today

considering I'm 12 years old I launch up World of Warcraft again

all in for shorting house market 2 yrs later.

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Buy the fuck out of bitcoin and some other securities

The only sensible answer.

Will it really be as satisfying busting out a hate-nut if what you hate them for never happens, though?

id probably be covered in piss

Stop George Bush and Israel from committing 9/11

Buy bitcoins, buy novacyt, make some crêpes.

Save for a house and be ready to buy a few in 2008.

Buy netfix and autozone too. Wait for bitcoin to launch.

kek

save £5 a day until 2010, then slurp bitcoin

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAKE ME UP

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Im 5 I cant do anything

>buy bitcoin

retards there was no bitcoin back then and you would have fallen for mtgox ahahahahah fucking idiots get off my 4chen newfags

Show my kid ass in live cams websites without feeling any worry about.

As I did.

work and save money to build miners when bitcoin comes out obviously

I'd be in Iraq so probably duck and cover.

Sell all my stocks and real estate. Buy government bonds.

Who else played on us west Illidan in WoW?! Holy shit.

Hug all the people that have been lost to insanity, before they turn. I miss them so much bros, not a day goes by that I dont remember fond memories of them, of how much fun we used to have.

I never played world of Warcraft

you're thinking about cooming, aren't you

he meant as you are now

Tears, tears of joy.

I invest every single dollar into bitcoin

Become an electrician sooner rather be an office cuck....buy bitcoin and play some warcraft

you can still save up for when it releases two year later

With all the sport, world events, and other knowledge.
Become billionaire

I would read pic related.

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Start buying bitcoin ASAP.

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Buy bitcoin

>wake up
>its 2006
>go on Any Forums
>call you nigger faggots
feels good man

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>2006
Play some Yugioh with my friends.

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Invest in Bitcoin, kill a lot of certain persons, make relationship with the hot white chicks in college and knock them up.

do you prefer sweet crepes or savory crepes?

FUCK.
*cancel my university application*
*apply to college*
*get a job*
*start investing in things I know will explode*
*get ready for bitcoin*
Be pissed off the whole time because the life I have now is actually pretty good and I've lost that.

Anyone else wonder if the world resets after a certain time, and if so how many times it has happened? Like we’re all trapped in some kind of torturous loop. Now would be a good time to send us back

>You wake up tomorrow and it's 2006. Wat do?
Set my alarm for 1996 and go back to bed.

>Bush is in office
>The Iraq War is raging

youtube.com/watch?v=DIVF-vOd0YQ

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Why are they like this?

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Look man all I remember was I was in college when bitcoin was created and I thought it was neat but didn't buy any.

Liberals are still anti war and somewhat sensible.
2 years to 08 crysis.
Oy vey infinite growth

Become Satoshi, invent Bitcoin....

holy fuck do I feel that man.

Say goodbye to my Dad properly

btc was 2009

The only other reasonable response thus far

kms because my kids are gone forever

If im 12 like i was that year?

>ask my mom to switch schools
My high school was an anomaly and full of arrogant sociopaths and nothing but. I should have got the fuck out before they damaged me mentally

>save up my allowance to buy bitcoin and ask for alienware computer (my parents wouldnt trust me to build rig with their money) to mine bitcoin as well

>learn a language fully

that's about it

If you manifested me in a 18+ body though with an apartment and $30k in the bank though? I'd have a motherfucking field day

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>Start to take dog hormones so I can become a faggot

Did all your friends take the shot?

Become Satoshi himself

Oh yeah, and let everyone know the kikes did 911 and Jeff Epstein has sex island to blackmail our politicians.

Get really annoyed at the 16 years of videogame progress I've just lost.

I'd be pretty upset that my family doesn't exist. Would also think its all a simulation so what's the point of building anything.
>wake up in 2006
>a chance to do everything right
>do everything right
>wake up in 2002

>> join the army
>> unknowingly have legs blown off for Israel

Be spronged and data-mined mercilessly.
Tell me a little about yourself. Perhaps provide a stool sample for casual analysis, no agenda you understand simply for fun. Would a stranger on the internet ever lie to you -pff- of course not.

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buy bitcoin, amazon, tesla

Short the housing market.

Get into the job im in now which paid 54/hr back then (was making 11/hr) and of course invest in all the things but most importantly just walk around telling hot women i have a big dick instead of hiding it like a faggot thinking id ever find the one. Also get into my spiritual practices with a 6 year head start. Prevent some personal tragedies and try to improve my dad's health knowing he dies young.

Invest heavily in bitcoin.

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go watch the world cup

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those sheep tokens are pretty cute desu
it would be sad to see them fall

You're just in time to enjoy the golden days of your favorite video games, though!

i would buy bitcoin, quit college, and fuck my friend before she died

Dont fuck my mom in 2008
That’s all.
Don’t abuse her drunk passed out body
Don’t create this hell of a future where she moved a few states away and we never talked about it.

go to pizza hut and cry
its just not fair
all the restaurants taste like utter shit now

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Savory crepes for main course, sweet crepes for dessert.

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Bet on every football game I can remember

kek what in the actual fuck
why did you do that
did she realize you raped her in her sleep
how old were you

user, I...
>Picrel

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Kill Moot and save everyone now trapped on Any Forums wasting hours every day. No need to thank me.

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Bitcoin wasn't even invented yet in 2006 you stupid french fuck.

Go to high school in my piece of shit Oldsmobile.

Did anyone ever confirm that this cap is real? I've seen nothing.

I dream about this every day. I would quit whatever dumb job I had, sell thrift store junk on eBay, get a gym membership with my girlfriend, and wait for good old Bitcoin to come along. Life would be a lot simpler and more carefree.

hi fren

Still being called a newfag 16 years later.

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Fuck 06 i could go to beginning of 2020 and become a millionaire with all the shitcpin knowledge i have accumulated.
Gamestop squeze, twitter short,Tesla options......

I know this is always the first question everyone asks, but...
Was she at least hot?

The fact she does not want to talk about it shows you don't know how to fuck, you are in fact so terrible that not even a mother's blind love for her son can accept you.

Get ready for Halo 3.

Buy Apple. Buy Google. Buy Tesla. Get ready to short the housing market. Get ready to buy Bitcoin. Fuck my at-the-time-girlfriend. Lift. Masturbate. Play world of warcraft. Punch out both my parents and tell them I'm in charge of the house, the finances, and they are now my property or I'll murder them in their sleep.

GOD DAMN I wish I could at least astral project information into the past and tell my past self these things. I'd be kind of the fucking universe by now. Even Reinhard would have to suck my dick.

Start skateboarding. Like mad
Make it my actual life. Then buy a ton of butcoij when it comes out and buy a house away from faggots with a big wearhouse and put a vert ramp in it then do sick backside airs by the time im 20 work out regularly. Buy stock in pfizer and thr other vax companies and enjoy my life and watch the normies suffer while i get rich.
t. 31 now would have been 15-16 in 2006

Honestly if your mom won't talk to you anymore after you fucked her she doesn't love you anyways.

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the million+ dollars would be worthless user. you cant use it because you can't fly domestically without a mask and cant fly internationally without a vax. The only cool thing you can buy now with millions is a nice car

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How can I wake up tomorrow and yet go back in time to 2006? This is the dumbest thread I've read in a while. Also where tf would I even wake up if my house wasn't even built in 2006 yet? Stupid fucking mutt.

This

Too all of the noobs who say "buy bitcoin" - it doesn't exist in 2006. What you do is you short the real estate market and buy the dip of everything in 2009. Just enjoy all of the stupidity and people worrying about nothing...

Most of them, but this extends far before the shot. I lost friends over 9/11, the bailouts, the 2008 recession, Obama's presidency, the constant wars, covid, the vaxx, Ukraine, etc. Every fucking division they pushed caught people in my life.

please no, i'd be in france
it was a horrible place
rather stay here then

Can you imagine how schizo you would become waking up in 06 knowing what's to come in the near future?

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Literally this. My parents gave me my college money. Skip that shit. Or better yet, get a shit job, dick around on the campus and show up to classes and ask stupid questions for the lols. Bide time to 2009 getting drunk off my ass and get lectured how I'm wasting my life but still spend nothing on hyper minimalist mode and laugh at everyone along the way to not only by Bitcoin but bet every penny I can sell it for in 2016 for a bet on trump I then put immediately back in Bitcoin. The most big brain moves are so hilariously ridiculous recounting in sequence.

invent bitcoin then dumbass pastanigger

fucking party life is going to be smooth sailing now

i dont know what buy the dip or short even means bro

parties would be great too because they actually had great music in 2006

That's a great movie premise

Get into an existential crisis because my wife is 10 years old and doesn't know me.

i'm thinking about having to go to fucking public school for years, having no way to get money to buy bitcoins, not being able to do anything but be at school and home, having no tobacco, etc

being a teenager is pretty shit. you can't do anything

invest every single penny of my money and my families money into bitcoin
become internet famous warning people of the oncoming transpocalypse
potentially change the course of history with said warnings, or make it worse, either way i win
use my money to move to japan and buy as many kamen rider and godzilla merchandise as possible
be happy

I feel you bro.
Almost everyone in my family is pozzed now except for my dad. He told me when i drove down for my son's birthday that the news ans sjw shit is making him more racist than ever and that my sisters huaband wants to cut off his dick ans become a girl

Kek 4plebs doesn't have this LARP shit

you're also forced to be in a place full of evil bullies

Looks like if you bought $1000 in bitcoin in 2010 you could sell it two years later and get $1,000,000+
Insane.
Considering the open ledger, it's probably the best time traveler trap ever invented.
Many time travelers will be exposed thanks to this.

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If you decide to be Satoshi that early there's no guarantee crypto wouldn't fizzle out and die because technology and crypto came AFTER an economic apocalypse. The world was still not completely totally fucking gay in 2006 so may very well end up overdoing it by influencing reality on such a grand scale. Better to perform small manipulations from the shadows so as to not invalidate the information you bring back with you too much.

TLDR: don't be a greedy retarded faggot

i wouldn't even know where to start
what i would do if i went back in time is save up enough money and ask a friend to mail me a few ounces or even a pound of good weed monthly
i'd make a killing, especially in the summer

Shave my legs

Never call my then girlfriend, now wife, back ever again. l8tr

does your mom know what you did or do you just think she knows? also, is she at least semi decent looking?