>The U.S army has released a statement this Saturday morning regarding their PsyOp video released on YouTube.
>"It's a video designed for the exact right person to see it. You know who you are. You know what you are about. We know that you know. We want you on the team. There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.
>He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.
>He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.
>The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.
>Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself.
What people don't realize is when you sign up for their cool psyop job and they flunk you out you get shifted over to the infantry for the remainder of your hitch.
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
>The U.S. Army is Gay. We work for ourselves, not the jews. >The U.S. Army is Gay. We work for ourselves, not the jews. >The U.S. Army is Gay. We work for ourselves, not the jews. >The U.S. Army is Gay. We work for ourselves, not the jews. >The U.S. Army is Gay. We work for ourselves, not the jews.
Michael Brooks
Listen my guy: First off, how would you expect me to steal a police uniform
Second off, why in the holy mother of fuck do you think I'd ever WANT to shoot up a gated community? Gated off or not, civvies are civvies, that shit's a "no bueno from me", FBI Agent Ivan.
Not even a fuckin joke that's what some "Singaporean" nig nog on Discord tried to get me to do.
I'm a fat NEET but I'm better than that. I feel a lot of people in here are better than that, too. If some nigger tries telling you "LMAO IT'S THE ONLY WAY" bully the fuck outta them.
Bentley Martin
The psyop is it being posted here and having spergs try to find some deeper meaning in it when it's just a bunch of affirmative action hires trying to make an edgy video. Sage
Man, that’s weird you say that because I was recently in the middle of nowhere in this small town in the Midwest and my family and I were actually going antiquing on a nice spring afternoon. I mean my whole family, too. Brothers and sisters, grandma and grandpa, mom and dad, nieces and nephews. Just a nice day together, you know? Anyway, we’re about to go into this real quaint little shop that looked as if it could be out of an Americana catalog or something and I reach for the door when all of a sudden Mike Vallely’s hand reaches out and blocks the door. He looks right at me and was like, “what the fuck you think you’re doing, bro?” Confused, I turned to my whole family behind me and was like, “sorry not sure what’s going on, guess they’re closed.” Vallely quickly says, “not closed bro. Just want to know why you think you can just go antiquing and not have to answer for it.” And I was like, “what?” And he was like, “antiquing is like the whitest shit a person can do. you must be a racist.” And I was like, “what?” At this point my family said we can just go somewhere else but Mike looked passed me and straight at my grandma and was like, “you can shop for deals all up and down this street or you can come get these hands for free, ya old racist bitch.” At that point, I think my grandfather snapped as he was in ‘nam and he pulled out an old Colt .45 pistol we didn’t know he was carrying and pointed it directly at Vallely and said something like, “If you wanna act like a Charlie then you can die like a Charlie.” I thought grandpa was gonna shoot him but Vallely put up his hands and said “I knew you were racist but I don’t believe in guns so I’m gonna let it slide this time.” Then we went antiquing
