2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers after mom leaves phone unlocked

cnn.com/2022/05/21/us/texas-toddler-mcdonalds-cheeseburger-doordash-trnd/index.html

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I hate phones saving passwords for everything

Based. Hope he paid the delivery boy in monopoly money.

>White male steals money from innocent white woman

Jewish anti-natalism propaganda to push population reduction.

Nice

OUR KING

eh this is some kind of scam to get free food.

non/pol/ threads are all there is in nu/pol/

It’s such fake attempt at mom trying to gain notoriety. Fuck these people

Slow news day, CNN?

Unfathomably based!
Is he /OurToddler/ fellow Burgers of Any Forums?

White people were and are barbarians. Don't ever forget that. The Romans did not see them as equals or even the same race.

That is something to be incredibly proud of.

Smart kid.

And now he has diabetes.

Only good thread on the board right now

God I wish I had that many burgers right now

What a lad

>THIS. IS CNN.

*kneels* my liege....

How so? The kid did something funny

He is the King of Burgers. Hall! Long live the King!

God bless :DD

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You can freeze cheeseburgers

He paid in cheeseburgers

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Alight, I'm thinking based.

>Amerisharts literally emerge from the womb with only cheeseburgers on their mind
Unsurprising

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So this is why they call it burgerland huh

freeseburgers

This has to be fake. Mumprolly wanted 31 cheese burgers for free and plus attention

Dad has to be thinking "How did that come out of my balls ? I can't even change my voicemail."

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I GOT THESE CHEESEBURGERS MAN

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his mom

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