/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3191

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>Mariupol arc is over
>Putin posthumously awards Motorola the Order of Courage
>RU MoD: Azovstal now under complete Russian control
>Commander of the 36th Marines Battalion, Sergey Volyna, surrenders to Russia
>Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead
>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
>Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast

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youtube.com/watch?v=W6-72y_L6uE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Map_of_the_war_in_Donbass.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

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▶Webms
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>Audio thread
▶Combat footage
>Azov prisoner convoy
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>Russian terminators spotted in Severodonetsk region
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>Fireworks over Azovstal
files.catbox.moe/d6aevs.mp4
>Ukrainian drone footage showing aftermath of battlle at the Siverskyi Donets River crossing
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>Russian vehicles on the move unknown where
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>Another DPR ATGM hitting a Ukrainian position
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>Russian helicopters Ka-52 and Mi-28N are working on manpower and equipment of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Popasna area.
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>Ukrainians shoot down Russian missile over Odessa, end up with debris landing in civilian area
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>LPR UR-77 demining system hits Ukrainian positions in Rubezhnoye
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>Ukrainian Su-25 gets shot down near Izyum, Kharkov region by a Russian missile
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>Tank obliterates AFU infantry at point blank.
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>Aftermath (Not comfy)
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>Huge explosion near Nikolaev
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>RIP baker of Mariupol
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>TA ZA SHOOOO?!? Kherson Edition
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>Ukrainians protest mass conscription efforts in Transcarpathia
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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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▶/chug/ Rus user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
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>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
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>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
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>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
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>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
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▶/chug/ Thai user's translations!
>First POW video released by LNR.
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>Second POW video released by LNR.
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>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
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>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion.
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>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
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▶Fighting in Mariupol
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▶Cleaning Mariupol up after months of warfare
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▶Patrick Lancaster, First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>NATO is not involved in Ukraine
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▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
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▶Ukrainian War Crimes:
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CIA involvement in ukrainian nationalism:
redstreetjournal.com/p/cia1?s=r

Zelenskyy Greenscreen:
youtube.com/watch?v=BrCRwjZuJoE
youtube.com/watch?v=5txQHyYQkkI
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Heros Z:
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COMFYPOSTING:
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Various videos with english subtitles:
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Other original content by regulars:
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Any pics of Penispenko and his brute Kalina boarding the BMP yet?

ok bros, is 4am early morning or night

What's the status on the Gainz?

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lmao another fatty

Types of chuggers:
> non white 3rd worlders
> blackpilled dysfunctional westerners
> schizos of every kind
> faggot tankies and far left retards
> pedophiles
> the rare actual vatnik

youtube.com/watch?v=fvjJsFCHXtM
What do Russians think of Finland joining NATO?

Hey niggers. Fact, we Finns and Balts will die just to injure Russia and all the leftie vatcucks;

You vatniks have not succeeded in invading a 3rdie country with even less plumbing than what you have. So what do you think you can do against us Finns even before we join NATO? Our army is not only more professional than yours but larger too regionally. If you tried anything we would just expand ourselves from the Kola to Lagoda, you would nuke us of course in your desperation but we have the best civil defense in the world after Swizerland. So after the dust falls and our soldiers march up from their bunkers you would have to evacuate east of the Urals, like my grandparents had to go west of Karelia

youtube.com/watch?v=H2QxHRAA8Mc


All patriotic Finns and Estonians will gladly die for any anti-Russian cause as long as we get a postive k/d ratio. You as an anglo won't understand this, since your only understanding of Russia is that they oppose your current gov. Same goes for yanks, though they they have the excuse of lead paint poisoning.

youtube.com/watch?v=BhGK40MxuFs

LOL
why are all pro ukraine shills fattys?

types of /uhg/lies
>fatties
>trannies
>fatty trannies

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All united by our opposition to the Gay Global American Empire (which is actually bad for regular Americans)

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>Finland joining NATO?
Didnt you forget to ask someone?
a specific Turkish man?

As an intelligence officer of the globohomo empire, I have to be candid when I say that most of us actually support Russia. It's just that we don't want to be fired so we pretend not to.

Oh no no no bros /ugh/ posted hands again it’s over!

I tried so hard, but got so far.
But in the end?

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>pay attention to me!
Finland doesn’t matter

Slanky kote

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You will never be a real army. You have no logistics, you have no tactics, and you will never have Kiev. You are a third rate military twisted by propaganda and world war era legacy into a crude mockery of western perfection.

All the “validation” you get is from edgy fourteen year olds and your own misguided people. Military analysts mock you. Zhukov and other past generals are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

The west is utterly repulsed by you. Decades of doctrinal evolution have allowed western militaries to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even “first-rate” Russian divisions look uncanny and unnatural to a real Armored Brigade Combat Team. Your 1960s equipment is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a surprised American infantry battalion into a pocket, he’ll turn tail and bolt out of your encirclement the second he gets his working CAS on the radio.

You will never be relevant. You wrench out half of the Donbas region and smile and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear, you’ll internally collapse. Civilized countries will find you, heartbroken at the civilian casualties but relieved that they can finally take control of your valuable natural resources. They’ll bury you and write your legacy, telling of your true competence, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a third-world military is buried there. Your armed forces will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a historical footnote that is unmistakably incompetent.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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not even in the vagina...
that's just brutal

Z is for zug zug

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Oh lord have mercy, another fatass
WHEN WILL IT END hahaha

NEW BAKER NEEDED
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have plans tonight bros, i'll see you later!

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Sure thing bro

Russia is like a little white girl and NATO is like a big black cock

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youtube.com/watch?v=aP96A_2IsTY

What is the orc and the human dude saying?

gay, i cancelled a night out with my gf to shitpost with yall tonight

>Fact, we Finns and Balts will die just to injure Russia and all the leftie vatcucks;
You will have to fight on two fronts, with yourself even

the pig of donbass

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any thoughts on this? do we have a decent stockpile to weather a war and rebuilding of industry?

Finnish femboys will single handedly take on ENTIRE UNITS of vatniks. The WHOLE UNIT will be TAKEN by these young, lithe, smoothbodied warriors. Russians will SUCCUMB and be SEDUCED by the wily tactics of these sexy, oiled, supple, boyish soldiers. In the barracks, in the woods, in the showers, in the cities, every vatnik will be taken on with the FULL FORCE of Finnish bussy.

Hey, my grandpa posted this meme to facebook. Are you guys friends?

Population 3,70 million
>70,000 total casualties

Population 170,5 million
>321,000–381,000 total casualties
>1,200–3,543 tanks
>261–515 aircraft

>378699916

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Do you have any pics of said femboys so I can prepare?

Do you even lift, bro?

HAIL TO THE VICTORIOUS DEAD

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I can see the pulmonary failure already. Look at those purple veins struggling to pump blood through all that fat.

Types of /uhg/ niggerd
>Paid shills
>Actual glowniggers
>butthurtbelters
>hohols
>faggots who are mad because Putin said no kid grooming

it's weird seeing finns say they will "die" for anything.
any mention of finnish "men" usually conjures images of femboys, trannies and effeminate males.

>are people in your world always so noisy?
>not usually, last time i was here 6 months ago, maybe something happened in the meantime

The snout is getting rekt right now

And this little girl has a giant scissors.

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What second front? Are you referring to muslims? We have 2,7% while you have 15%

YES
中国是历史上被强奸最多的社会之一。
习近平是一个比毛泽东更大的基佬。
毛泽东是个弱智,他杀死了所有的麻雀,导致昆虫入侵,吃掉了所有的农作物,造成中国的饥荒。
真是一个娘娘腔的红色共产主义同性恋者。
世界三合会将接管中国,解放中国。
香港是我们站在谁的一边。
中国共产党憎恨自己的人民。
中国的共产党将垮台。
台湾是合法的中国。

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It just keeps happening

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>Haha! We conducted a coup in Ukraine!
>Ukraine will soon join the EU
>Ukraine will soon join NATO
>We will exterminate the ethnic Russians from Ukraine!
>We will use Ukraine as a launching pad for military aggression and encirclement against Russia!
>Russia will not support the rebels in Donbass!
>It doesn't matter that Russia supports the rebels in Donbass, we will win anyways!
>Russia will not take Crimea!
>It doesn't matter that Russia took Crimea, we will win anyways!
>Russia will not continue to build up its military and strengthen its economy in rapid pace despite existing sanctions in anticipation of further sanctions.
>It doesn't matter that they continued to do all the above, we will win anyways!
>Russia will not invade Ukraine!
>Russia will lose this war!
>Russia will not control more than the Donbass and Crimea!
>Russia will not control more than 10% of the country!
>Russia will not control more than 20% of the country!
>Western support will change the war in favour of the Ukrainians!
>It doesn't matter that Russia has Iskandered nearly two thousand Western mercenaries in a single day, we will win anyways!
>Russia will not control more than 30% of the country!
>Russia will be defeated by Ukraine now that they peacefully left Kiev oblast.
>It doesn't matter, Russia will never successfully take over Mariupol!
>Haha Azov still controls Azovstal!
>It doesn't matter that Russia took Mariupol and controls 30% of the country, we will win anyways!
-> YOU ARE HERERussia will not take Donbass!
>Russia will not control more than 40% of the country, we will win anyways!
>It doesn't matter that over 100,000 Ukrainian military personnel is dead, PoW or wounded, we will win anyways!
>Russia will not control more than 50% of the country!
>Russia will not take Kiev!
>The resistance against Russian annexation will kick out Russia!
>It doesn't matter that Ukraine is now The Ukrainian Republic within the Russian Federation, we will win anyway!

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LMFAO
I do not believe those numbers that were inflated just to boost your pathetic moral!

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Thanks russbro.

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FUCKING FAT
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Probably larp, but that's actually what I would expect.. most experienced intel operators (not diversity hires) would know what's up, who's winning and what the actual reasons and objectives are. I wonder if some of the shills even might be doing us a favor by being intentionally laughable and over the top.

>Is he so brave?
I wonder what Turkish people think of him, truly.

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Snout is being torn off right now.

Reminder that you are here since late March

It used to make a good merchant silhouette but lots of the north of the cauldron has already been captured since then, RIP

Also as an aside, I was watching this one timelapse video of changes to the map in Ukraine, and the Youtuber that did this video put areas in green around Melitipol as "partisan control" or something. Is this some kind of cope or are there actually Ukrainian partisans in enough numbers active in Melitipol? The video itself seemed pretty heavily anti-Russian because it called the attacks in Transnistria "Russian false flags" but it seems extremely delusional to even say there's partisans in Melitipol. I never hear anything about problems from Melitipol.

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It’s just sitting their, ripe for the taking
Surely their are many banans in Finland

Who won and who became someone's little bitch again?

Z

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>nato kara boga

based

>pay attention to me!
What did you just do?

youtube.com/watch?v=cMj943yqPBU

HAHAHAHAHA OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BABY HAND AAHAHAHAHA

No that's not the case they are actually Ukrainian diehards, I am false flagging because that's what they do to every nation under the sun. They adopt a mask and then speak with a false tongue and get innocents killed from their lies.

im staying home for 2-3 hours so I can bake, thank you for your services as always our glorious baker

They supposedly blew up an armored train there the other day but I didn’t see any video confirmation

>unlock 3UBR11
>it's dogshit

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Aryan chads of /uhg/ have AWOKEN
Kek

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it's all the salo

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You can just tell they're all VPN ukies that were just too fat to be sent to the meat grinder.

Expect way less /uhg/ posters in the coming months.

>Nato
>Mutt's Law
like clockwork.

So the mention of "Finnish men" causes these thoughts to surface in your mind?

ukie claimed that there was a train explosion but reports from the locals proved them wrong
youtu.be/NyD9AGUdnyQ
youtu.be/eQjeTjPghFM

For real how do you have baby fat on your hand that’s like the first place a man gets veins if they actually do anything physical

They've been showing that partisan cope in Melitopol for weeks, it started appearing on Al-Jazeera maps around the time the Donbass offensive started.

wtf what glove size is this

How is talmud denounced?

Amerimutt for sure

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i wanna hear her sing this
youtube.com/watch?v=7yh9i0PAjck

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Just found out about the Z memeflag, nice.

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What years of desk jockeying and fast food does to a mf. I would have thought Langley at least had a gym, running track, a swimming pool perhaps for employee health and recreation? Not that this guy would use it kek

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you post here, thank you for your denouncation friend

Russia won

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Working out is fascism

>Ask me how many times i bribed someone here or know anyone who did
A girl I went to high-school with got caught with meth and sucked the cop's dick to be released without charges
Don't fucking act like the west is a goddamn utopia
You really think bribery doesn't happen at a political level in Canada?

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Gentlemen, I give you. The Paw of UGH

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businesstimes.com.sg/government-economy/moodys-cuts-ukraine-debt-rating-outlook-negative

Might want to put that in the OP. Caa3 means 'junk status, do not buy.'

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>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel

Melitipol seemed like one of the easiest main cities of any region to take thus far so I figured it was just cope.

at a glance you can't even tell what side it's facing kek

fuck the zog, fuck ukraine
youtube.com/watch?v=W6-72y_L6uE

There wasn't a single partisan attack or uprising on 9th May.
The most we've seen to date is the very rare single molotov thrown and about 1500 people maximum in a city of 450k protesting against the Russians.

Says everything you need to know about the situation in Russian controlled areas.

They spend every day of their god given life and sentience moderating and shitposting on reddit, grooming kids in discord and seething in Any Forums.

Azov didn't surrender. They have re-deployed to Chernozhopy

I'm talking about the lefties. Why do you want to die in order to do something bad to the country that gave you sovereignty and Mannerheim? Thanks to Russia, you exist on the geopolitical map, not on the map of the provinces of Sweden. Maybe you're just a hohol?

I think it’s bullshit too. It would be fantastic PR if they had actual video or pictures but there is nothing.

How do you even get that fat?

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uhg is on actual suicide watch getting yous has never been this easy

Kherson was easier

Entertaining pro NATO thoughts.

kot

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I just wish these men enjoyed their moment of peace and found in it a taste for life, and not the opposite of finding themselves outcast from it, with nothing common between it and them

Wheres the other bitch?

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The only Finnish person I've ever met stabbed me when I was 7 y/o in the arm. The rest of Finland can share the same fate as karelia and its surrounding lands, I wouldn't bat an eyelid

Post some cope compilations.

Holy kek another /uhg/ fatty hand

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Ackchyually he was training for the cumpit so that he would surrender with a swole natty body after all that starvation.

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