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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45
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>President Trump Office
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>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) twitter.com/realLizUSA
>Donald J Trump Presidential Library
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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GOOD TIMES
>Pres Trump Save America Rally in Greensburg PA 5/6/22
rsbnetwork.com/featured/president-donald-trump-rally-live-in-greensburg-pa-5-6-22/
gettr.com/streaming/p18lmu22e94
c-span.org/video/?520003-1/
rumble.com/v13mc57 (Official)
rumble.com/v13t5rc (RSBN)
>Pres Trump on RoseUnplugged 5/5/22
thegatewaypundit.com/2022/05/rose-unplugged-exclusive-trump-says-destroyed-country-one-half-years/
>Pres Trump Save America Rally in Greenwood NE 5/1/22
rsbnetwork.com/video/president-donald-trump-rally-live-in-greenwood-ne-4-29-22/
gettr.com/streaming/p17w5mg4c16
c-span.org/video/?519880-1/
rumble.com/v12rlxv (Official)
rumble.com/v136eoh (RSBN)
>Pres Trump Interview w/Piers Morgan 4/25/22
rumble.com/v12drir (pt1)
rumble.com/v12j57t (pt2)
>Pres Trump Save America Rally in Delaware OH 4/23/22
rsbnetwork.com/video/president-donald-trump-rally-live-in-delaware-oh-4-23-22/
gettr.com/streaming/p16rp47a6b7
c-span.org/video/?519504-1
rumble.com/v11tavk (Official)
rumble.com/v124ueu (RSBN)
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21
rumble.com/voe8gm
>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16
youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0
>NEVER COME DOWN (10hr ver) 8/11/16
youtu.be/HcEc8zeNYxI

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This is ULTRA MAGA country.

Big if true

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ULTRA MAGA

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AWOO

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MAGA!!!

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MIGA
>did i do it right?

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ULTRA

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AKARIN~

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Yes.
Awoo to you.

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>bots are still spamming these kosher slide threads

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This. Trump is an extremely out of the box, unorthodox thinker. I have no doubt that when he returns to the White House, he will spank China in a way I could never imagine

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She should have more pubic hair than that

>did i do it right?
No she needs more pubic hair smooth isnt maga

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I saved this to my "motivation" folder. I can feel myself getting fitter already.

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>make illegals go away
close enough

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i too get turned on by hairy vaginas

I'm thinking a final solution to the ccp question.

ULTRA MAGA FITNESS AWOO!

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>AKARIN~
You lost me.

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China should've invaded Taiwan when Russia invaded Ukraine.

But better late than never.

It's some incredibly gay sexual position that requires at least a threesome, preferably a foursome to prevent injury.

A #4 from Carls Jr. cost $14.

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if i was undisputed dictator of america i would launch nukes everywhere at once
what you are really asking is what i think the proper play for america is with america trying to best advance its own interests, which again is "genociding half its own population." but you probably mean only in international politics and not immediately starting WWIII, so the only way to really prevent this is to ebb and flow. taiwan won't be defensible if china really wants to take it, not without going straight to nukes. so instead a tactical withdrawal followed by a heightened presence in other key allies (SK and japan) would be the move, essentially drawing a line of "here, and no further"
of course, drawing red lines behind other red lines is itself a defeat. you need to take the schizopills and admit the nukes are coming (and that's a good thing)

if we're really going to play this cold war game of proxy wars only and i have to pretend i'm trying to preserve the liberal world order, then the US needs to go on the offensive. not only should taiwan be armed to the teeth to bleed china as much as possible, but the US should be doing CIA coups in soft allies like turkey, myanmar, OPEC nations, encouraging hard allies to do non-official expulsion of chinese interests (canada and australia being the most guilty), and trying to stir up anti-chinese revolt in hong kong, the india border, and tibet. korea and japan should be preemptively armed as well, the caucasus should be inflamed more, and poland should start aggravating the belarus border. none of this is explicitly causing WWIII, but it heightens problems for the simultaneous russian and chinese actions

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Bought some bacon from the store recently, 20 dollars.

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MAGA

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Enjoying Biden's America chuds?

ULTRA MAGA

EXTREME AWOO

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>dishonoring my toilet costs me $14 now

carls jr is fucking nasty shit. im sorry for you

i just spent $35 on two fucking pizzas
what the fuck

AWOOING

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>let enemy install illegitimate regime
>wtf why are things going bad

youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14

the western burger is good
with onion rings

Imagine thinking voting matters still when sat back and watched niggers harvest votes in 2020

what about dem chips, tho
we would need to incentivize domestic supply chains and modernized manufacturing. what a nightmare.

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Idk how much this corndog would now cost
give peace a chance

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non-sequitur bot is non-sequitur

The only thing Emma gives a chance is bourbon, skirts, and sitting on the bottle when he's finished.

>western burger
i had one of these from dennys, so did a friend. not even 30 minutes later as we'd just left we were both rushing for toilets and settled on the mall. i cannonblasted out a shitplug as soon as my ass was over the toilet and from there it was just spray. the story of my friend in the stall next to me sounded very similar. i do not recommend.

Hey everybody!

Akhil Amar, the leading scholar on constitutional law at Yale, published an article in the Wall Street Journal DEFENDING Alito's decision:

>[T]here is nothing radical, illegitimate or improperly political in what Justice Alito has written.
>The draft cites me and several others as constitutional scholars who oppose Roe but personally support abortion rights.
>Even the late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was sharply critical of the [Roe] decision.

Among other things, Amar criticizes the dubious logic of Roe:
>In Roe, the Court did not even quote the constitutional language it purported to interpret in handing down its ruling—the Due Process Clause of the 14th Amendment. That clause holds that the government may not deprive any person of “life, liberty or property, without due process of law”—that is, without fair legal procedures, such as impartial judges and juries, defense attorneys and the like. The Texas abortion law at issue in Roe in fact provided for fair courtroom procedures, which made the decision’s “due process” argument textual gibberish.
>Constitutional history also cut hard against Roe. When Americans adopted the 14th Amendment in the 1860s, almost no one thought it barred laws against abortion. Virtually every state back then prohibited abortions.

He also knocks down the scare tactic that Alito's ruling will inevitably lead to the reversal of various Supreme Court civil rights rulings:
>Does Justice Alito’s draft, as many are now claiming, inflict collateral damage on other areas of constitutional case law, such as the Warren Court’s precedents on contraception and interracial marriage?
>It does not. In fact, the Dobbs draft reinforces these iconic opinions.

The WSJ has a paywall up (wsj.com/articles/the-end-of-roe-v-wade-11652453609), but you can read the full article here:
>remarkboard.com/m/the-end-of-roe-v-wade/1gns064vd80az

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this. things will only get worse, not better.
do. not. vote.
i cant emphasize enough that you. must. not. vote.
joe won.

You forgot the Ukraine flag on both their shirts

stop being negative about everything

Awarblegarble

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Yeah but no more mean tweets!

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You two posting from the same office? High fives at the water cooler? Little grab ass on the way the to elevator?

I'll vote democrat

Acclerate

sounds putrid from the name alone