cnn.com
poynter.org
abcnews.go.com
Your conspiracy theories have been debunked. Do not cause panic in society. There is no need for concern.
CDC, experts, CNN, and fact-checkers say monkeypox is not cause for panic or concern
Aaron Bell
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Gabriel Anderson
They said the same shit about covid back in dec 2019 and look where that got us.
Fuck, guess this is gonna be kinda big and we should be worried.
Grayson Williams
Pure physical silver is the cure for monkey pox btw. Also monkey pox is fake.
Charles Taylor
So we’re fucked then
Wyatt Nguyen
they did?
mainstream media is the one that pushed the lockdowns lawl
you're all confused by cold war propaganda on what is real
so cute. get fucked
Andrew Clark
So you should all go to the monkey festival this weekend!
Charles Brooks
Only monkeys get monkey pox
Levi Williams
isn't the universal rule of the universe that if a government or government-adjacent body says "do not panic" that is an indication that it is officially happening, whether it be manufactured or not?
Adam Perry
The same kind of douchebags that claim shaking bed covers gives people heart attacks despite clear connection to leaky jabs.
Fuck these assholes, this shit is gonna escalate sky high.
Benjamin Harris
Either a moron of a liar. Pelosi said "Come on down to China town!" in early 2020 to spite Trump's recommendations we stop travel to and from China.
Jaxon Evans
Your conspiracy theories are a threat to our democracy. Please listen to reason.
Benjamin Cox
Yes they did. Said covid was a nonconcern, that it wouldn't spread and our modern western hospitals and healthcare systems would have no problems handling it. Go look up December 2019 news from us and Germany, I remember it vividly, probably because I'm cursed with photographic memory. Stupid fucking glownigger. They were most likely trying to avoid a mass panic. I could see through that bs and told (then) friends to pucker up, that it'd kill more Americans than world war 2, but they didn't believe me.
Jack Turner
Fuck. Those stupid motherfuckers haven’t been right about/told the truth about a single thing in 3 years. Head for the hills, boys, shits about to get real.
I’d unironically feel a lot better about it if they were freaking out; then I’d know it’s nothing.
Jeremiah Jones
>USA
>our democracy
More like our capitalist oligarchy/plutocracy
Dumbass glownigger
Samuel Myers
looks like ill be wearing an N95 on the plane, then. im not getting monkey aids.
Connor Rodriguez
If you don't fuck dudes the risk is low. Women should be fine unless they are eating ass. I'm really hoping this thing wipes out the fags and degenerates.
Dylan Edwards
I can't tell if you're stupid or a liar. The first reports were that Covid was basically fake news until it was totally real and TPTB supposedly knew exactly what to do about it. They basically sabotaged Trump's early containment methods.
Brandon Long
In a few months when monkeypox is everywhere, remember this post.
Grayson Thomas
Except we have all of it recorded and archived, you dumb monkey.
Camden Jones
Lincoln Flores
cuck
Lincoln Baker
Hmm where have we seen this before...
Parker Collins
>boy who cried wolf
This is the fucked up thing about CDC burning all its credibility. No one takes them seriously now. This may or may not be a big thing, but we’re essentially guidance free now.
Landon Powell
Cool mam. Looks like it's actually airborne.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
But I understand "buttsex funny hahaha REEEEE"
Cameron Barnes
Déjà vu
Jeremiah Clark
Jaxon Perez
I expect the LARPing turbo faggots to carpet bomb entire nations, whilst stampeding each other on the way out, should an actual, uncontrolled biosecurity threat ever emerge.
Luis Ortiz
Nobody said shit in the US in December 2019. Nobody said shit until March 2020 here. And then it was full blast nonsense in no time.
Asher Evans
Bros, do you remember a couple months ago that somebody was posting here that they were trying to launch smallpox again? That that was gonna be the next engineered pandemic? I don’t have a screenshot with me at the moment but I am pretty damn sure I’m right.
Easton Bennett
Carson Myers
These faggots are just going to do it all over again? WTF the chutzpa, at this point fuck it.
Jordan Garcia
That is a baseless conspiracy theory. Do not spread nonsense rumors.
Eli Richardson
Gay ass memeflaggot nigger
Colton Smith
what 3 letter agency are you employed at anyway?
Camden Wood
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James Garcia
So I’m right.
Blake Lopez
>if a government or government-adjacent body says "do not panic" that is an indication that it is officially happening
No
You have to use your discernment. There has always been monkeypox and it only ever amounts to 1 or 2 cases each year. Unless something massive changed about the virus' transmissibility recently, this is just an MSM cash grab for more clicks.
Austin Lee
Everyone infected is a fag. So unless you make a habit of getting pozzed loads it actually isn't an issue.
Dylan Richardson
No, you are comparable to a Flat Earther.
Daniel Edwards
And they were right. It was the fucking flu. Literally.
Mason Nguyen
Carson Long
Spliced monxey pox/small pox together. Give it small pox spreading capabilities and monkey pox symptoms, enough to kill a lot and scare the fuck outta everybody, this leads to forced economic shut downs, loss of rights and restructuring of society. Theres my schizo theory.
Zachary Martinez
That means that roughly two weeks from now the CDC will declare a national emergency pandemic, and hand all powers over to the WHO as per muh international pandemic response agreements.
Lucas Gomez
The CDC is correct. Smallpox vaccines are effective against monkeypox. This is a complete nothingburger. Chuds need to stfu already
James Davis
And?
The media was 100% right the first time around though. COVID was in fact nothing more than a bad flu. It's all the bullshit fearmongering that came after that was the problem.
Cameron Cruz
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Looks like it's airborne. But I get it "buttsex funny fags are gay hahaha REEEE"
Ryder Fisher
Aaron Scott
Just like the safe and effective vaccine aye?
Bentley Collins
>Return to monke
>Get pox of monke
Literally all of you asked for this. Begged for it even.
Lincoln Richardson
>and hug a nigger
Parker Martinez
It's a live virus vaccine. So the VAIDS riddled vaxtards are gonna inject live monkeypox.
Jackson Sanchez
>CNN SAYS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN
and the map isnt even up to date what a bunch of fuck up retards I'm panicking now.
Chase Hughes
Because it's not a virus.
Colton Fisher
>monkeypox is not cause for panic or concern
Take them outside, dig a pit, shoot them, burn the bodies, fill in the pit. No more lockdowns for this bullshit.
Matthew Fisher
It is one of the first vaccines ever invented, almost 200 years ago. At the very least it has a history unlike the recent unknown mRNA stuff.
Jeremiah Hill
More likely it's the different vaccines lots triggering immunodeficiency all at once. Either creating carcinomas they are calling monkeypox or facilitating the rapid spread of a rare disease. Either way, the result will be the same as you said. It's unironically over. it has been an honor shitposting with you lads.
Adam Baker
Poxy chan is harmless
Grayson Russell
the day of the rake was a leaf protest that sparked countless others and possibly spawned a baltic war for distraction
>return to monke is a virus
the meme magic has been disrespected for too long, it's gone haywire
Aiden Ortiz
Someone should take that picture, change the date to sometime in the last week,
and repost it and see what happens.
People would have to "correct" it, but the best they'd be able to do is say "actually he said that a year ago".
Meh, nevermind. They'll pilpul it somehow, they'll say the science changed.