If I could be anywhere in the world, it would be Wal-mart.
Idk exactly what it is, but I just feel comfortable there. Idk if it's the clientele, the welcoming aesthetic, or the unique and unrivaled selection, but I just feel a sense of community there. The sense of power and freedom I have in a Wal-mart is unmatched. I get to be myself! And I'm surrounded by products that constantly remind me of the pop-culture that makes up my personality and background. I can peruse unique novelties that add bits of culture to my life, like Batman mugs (I've even seen a Baby Yoda mug!) and buy a Goonies T-Shirt to show off my identity as a Goonies fan!
One of the novel things about Wal-mart is that EVERYONE goes there! You'll find every kind of person, all around you, every time you step into a Wal-mart-- all sharing this experience together! You'll be reminded, every time, that your community is made up of all types of people of all races, religions, creed, sexuality, and mental diagnosis from EVERY nook and cranny in the world! And they all get to come here to share this experience of shopping with us at Wal-mart! What a time to be alive!
Did they figure out how to pump in pure oxygen to get people to feel better like at Casinos, to buy more?
Sebastian Walker
One day we'll be able to live in pods just above the Walmart. All your needs will be taken care of. Textured soi protein is becoming more meatlike, thanks to genetic engineering and artificial flavors, and cricket bars already taste better than granola bars.
Liam Price
The few times I've been in walmart I hated it. The people are fat, ugly and disgusting. The store is bleak and cavernous. The entire atmosphere is depressing. 99% of the products are cheap chinese garbage. Why the fuck do people like walmart?
Ethan Thompson
Maybe back in the 90s, when the us wasn't such a shithole.Visited a few states in those days, the stores were bright, uplifting places and filled with quality made in America products.
Hudson Nelson
>pump in pure oxygen >like at a casino yeah, that not at all flammable good thing moody smokes in a casino
Levi Parker
You'll never want to leave once you do. Walmart is literal paradise.
Nathan Allen
>Why the fuck do people like walmart? Because it's big and it's cheap. Get rid of your standards. They're holding you back.
Nicholas Butler
vgh ameribrothers... we love ovr bvrgerwave
Oliver Perry
>the stores were bright, uplifting places and filled with quality made in America products. This was never true, even in the 90s. Unless by American products you mean God Bless America tshirts made in Vietnam.
Jacob Campbell
this
Carter Jones
>it's big and it's cheap I would much rather visit a small store with quality products.
Oliver Bennett
one time i was in walmart and i ripped a big fart and a poop nugget came out. i wriggled it down my pant leg and left it in the women's shoe aisle
Nicholas Baker
Just realize you get what you pay for and if you're looking for quality anything look elsewhere
