Zoomers are useless and can't even change a tire

That at the end was a funny typo actually

Boomers are useless and can't even power on their PCs.

They can't even write their own name correctly or formulate three consecutive coherent sentences. The main reason I pray to God every day for nuclear armageddon is knowing that they will all die, not a single one of these absolutely useless retdrads will make it, and I am still young enough to impregnate the hoes who survive and have eggs in the fridge.

What a horrible life, all that shit done on film to not be able to afford a decent recent model car

Kek, same. It wasn't worth it until maybe 5 years ago because I could always get 50k miles out of a used car for under $5k. Not anymore.

those things are easier than changing a tire, you don't have to lift the car, twice, not calibrate the wheels, again, twice

you literally just read a fucking book lmao

imagine zoomers fighting a real war against a country like russia

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A retarded pornwhore is more capable and useful than the chudlords on Any Forums.
Not surprised!

When she said cracked head gasket I honestly thought she was referring to her retardation or whatever and I was sad she just became aware of it.

>timing chains are easy
>setting toe is hard
Uhh sure.

>with some help
i.e. some simp did it for her, and none of these parts are difficult to replace on most cars.

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That's bullshit. She's so clueless and incompetent.

You actually believe she could or would do that?

>imagine zoomers fighting a real war against a country like russia
russia has their own zoomer problem. It's not 'someplaceshomo', it's globohomo
t. diaspora

depends on the vehicle. a modern car would be a pain in the ass. a diesel truck would be a pain in the ass. and old chevy straight 6 would be a fucking cakewalk.

>doesn't just 3d print head gasket
women...

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wtf man spark plugs are the hardest shit i have nightmares about that

>porn star money
>drives a POS Subaru or something with head gasket issues

At least suck a couple more dicks and get something with a CPO warranty.

LOL no way in hell is she replacing a head gasket herself

> And I'm replacing all the parts in my car myself
> With some help
> Thanks DAAAAAAD

basically she is sucking some guys dick while he works on the car

yeah bro that'll stand up to compression all right

Do you have a transversely mounted V6 or something?
I've only ever had I4 shitboxes and spark plugs are easy to replace, especially on DOHC engines since there's easy access.

You honestly just believe this woman is telling the truth? I lived with an old female roommate a few years ago and she would post fake shit like this about helping fix her friend’s house. She would show videos of herself on Instagram, using a nail gun or something, but after the camera shut off, she just went immediately back to drinking and sitting around as the guys did the actual work.

Well, you can learn "precious" boomer "knowledge" with 5-minute Google search.

They pay these half-retarded whores 1000 bucks a pop. They find them in the midwest, in some small town in the boonies, or somewhere in niggerfied california, living amongst charcoal niggers and rimming assholes for crack cocaine. They tell them kike lies about how they are going to be huge stars, they get a bunch of niggers to prolapse their assholes while they are on muscle relaxants, and then they tell them to get the fuck out.

>mechanically uninclined
flag checks out

having access to instructions does not mean people are willng to get their hands dirty and actually do some work

So daddy is paying someone to "help" her (do it instead of her). Shouldn't she be whoring herself out to pay for it instead?

why would a woman tell the truth?

She said with help... She can blow my head gasket though if you know what i mean.