Where were you when our HOLY LORDS came down from heaven to save us from globohomo?
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Nintendo to BAN WOMEN FROM DRIVING on Mario Kart Games Amidst Saudi Arabia Investment on the Company
Nolan Reed
Jason Hughes
immeasurably based
Robert Campbell
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH BASED
Joseph Ross
Nature is healing
Isaiah Parker
This is hilarious.
Kayden Harris
gamer sisters......
David Clark
Lmfao
This is the funniest shit I've seen here in a while...
Nathaniel Baker
Mario Sandwich Maker when?
Hunter Cruz
I love Nintendo and it just got better.
Jack Garcia
Who am i suppose to drop banana peels for now?
Sebastian Lopez
>BROTHER, SHE HAS SHAMED YOU WITH HER INFIDELITY
>WHY DO YOU DEMEAN YOURSELF IN CHASING HER FROM CASTLE TO CASTLE
Brandon Hernandez
Anthony Edwards
Y’all just replying to obviously satirical
Shit like it’s real? BAKA
Gabriel Walker
can't wait to stone thots in mario party
Austin Bailey
Sounds fake as fuck, if anything it'll just be for mudslum market shitholes like Saudi Arabia.
Isaac Hernandez
Catering to bonehead ideals to try and make money from a foreign country is pretty weak especially when their morals are bullshit.
Jaxon Allen
Sadly fake and gay. OP you should be ashamed for giving me hope.
Jose Rogers
So gamers are terrorists after all?
Dominic Lewis
Mashallah
Michael Rodriguez
(((THEY))) ARE AFRAID
LOOK AT THE FLAGS. IDENTIFY THEM
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
Leo Cooper
>Da captcha muh matches
>I muh screengap
Elijah Murphy
deboooonked wish it was real though for the memes probably could be in 10 years if saudis increase their investment significantly
Matthew Sanchez
Totqly real
Jack Reyes
Good job user
Austin Johnson
they should ban Jews from driving karts too just for good measure. Get this guy and Walugi out of the driver's seat
Robert Powell
Wow, a satire website dedicated to gaming. Now I've seen it all.
Matthew Wilson
Imagine believing they would announce this
Brody Bennett
Holy shit the bot farm responses to this thread
The things people will do for clicks
Easton Wilson
>Drones with megaphones
Would be the ultimate trolling tool since unlike that speaker people can't reach the drone...
Hunter Cooper
Didnt they allow women to drive a few years ago?
Wyatt Sanchez
>Quail
Neat, Doug is anti-semantic after all. Q was always quail man
Adrian Bennett
You idiots realize this site is parody right?
Robert Martin
The only click was entering the thread son
Caleb Hall
And nobody will raise a finger against Nintendo because they're "dear friends of le globohomo"
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Wyatt Campbell
for me , it's Barq's
Eli Martinez
>plays game
>offended by word gamer
Jordan Robinson
With that nose? Nah.
Charles Ortiz
>he doesnt know
dont worry about it
Angel Gomez
Hmmmm
Carter Hall
Women driving is now legal in Saudi Arabia you retard
Thomas Long
Absolutely based as fuck, doing the right thing Nintendo!
Aaron Gutierrez
My dad works for Nintendo and confirms this is true
Dylan Ward
BISMALLAH
Thomas Robinson
Yes. That's why we should party harder