“TOUCH MY PENIS!!”

>this creep’s his problem?
lol fuck off esl shitskin trash

How does anyone think he's the villain in this story? She took the money and didn't live up to her end of the bargain. Total worthless cunt.

INDELIBLE IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS

Objection, hearsay.

she didnt even tell it. her "Friend" did

Its all so tiresome

He's african American stop trying to keep a nigga down

>A day after calling out the Democrat party suddenly appears some random bint claiming rape
No it fucking didn't.

Studies show that maple syrup makes you 420% more gullible

>be drunk on your fuxking spaceship
>make a pass at a flight attendant
>pay 250k

>What the fuck was this creep’s his problem?
if you go against Demonrats, all of a sudden random false accusations pop up no surprise. Everything is Russia and Touch My Penis

The timing is uncanny!

He should play the race card and really grind up the lefties.

Mhmmm. Not surprised. Not surprised at all.
Carry on.

Why is trump acting bitter towards elon?

If he built a giant electric woodchipper, he could really grind up the lefties!

Sociopathy, that's a homosexual jew and so are most of the posters here.

You have a neurological issues and do whatever you want if there is nothing to stop you, bevcause you don't have the proper ways to self-inhibit. Yes, because you are a bunch of negroes.

>Musk says he dislikes the dems
>Warn everyone that the media will immediately try to slander him into getting cancelled
>Media immediately tries to slander him with the worst story since the Trump piss tape
Who does the media think they're fooling?

Jews

If he was anti gay he'd be caught in an airport bathroom or some other ridiculously public place doing gay things with a male prostitute.
It's a strange and indecipherable pattern, I'm sure.

This fucking glows

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It was a joke

BELIEB ALL WAMANS

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eFlbb9bQjOE

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If women don't want to get fondled and fucked at work then they ought to stay home and make their kids a sammich and wait for their husband to come home so he can then fondle and fuck her.

Gullible leftists. They hoover up the BS so they can virtue signal to their comrades about it :/

>be autistic
>become the richest man in the world
>see hot chick flight attendant
>start your perfect pickup line
>"would you give me a massage for the horse"
>she is speechless
>you are now considered a sex offender

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lmao the hit pieces are coming out now. sad

once a beta, always a beta. no amount of money will change that.

huh?

Trump is part of the jew cabal. Why are people even asking anymore?

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He angered the machine and now they're going to governor Cuomo him

Reminder that governor Cuomo was ousted not for killing 10,000 grandmas but for harassing the waymans.

A settlement like that is not an admission of guilt. Elon paying $250k to attempt to prevent this bullshit from blowing up is the equivalent of paying that homeless guy that just washed your car windshield while you're pumping gas without being asked to $2 so he doesn't throw a fit or poke you with a needle.

Oh you're hungry. The low blood sugar is causing you to talk out of your arse. I'll ask your mum to make you a sandwich.

spbp
Disgustingly jewish hit piece, I hate them so much

You sound like a nigger and your shit is all retarded.

you forgot to include the part where he was asked to comment on the article.
his tweet is just damage control.

What is so funny about this is that the left wing faggots actually think they can damage Musk with this shit-tier dirty laundry. They tried it on Trump to the same effect.

Was hoping his reply to bullshit accusations would be the eat all the eggs cartoon

> im voting for republicans
this is why