HURICANE JUST HIT GERMANY

It is basically impossible for a hurricane to form in Germany. You are retarded.

If you survive tornado
There are still raining iceballs destroying everything

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where is that exactly? my ex lives in that region, would be so soooo awful if something happened to her..

user is probably turkish.

We're not in America user, your house will be fine, just don't go out for a while.

incorrect, midwit. they have lakes similar to our great lakes which are capable of forming cyclonic storms. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Lake_Huron_cyclone

I thought europoors built their buildings out of strong materials. Can't handle a little wind Hans?

This was yesterday it formed over water and came to shore and started a storm like a hurricane.

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Fun fact
The Finnish word hurrikaani means "Swedish khan"

Shieeeet.

Yeah if you have weather modification technology like the Russians and use it as a weapon.

>Summer in the rhine valley

nothing new for a resident, why do you act so shocked?

That's a shop with literal glass walls so you can see inside, user.

The only natural threat to Germany is Anglos.

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Almost as big as your bussy

>UK: Just another summers day
>Germany: AH IT'S A HURRICANE!

Settle down hanz.

i was told european building are indestructible?

Wow that's crazy. we just got a strong thunderstorm here in America

That looks approximately EF4 intensity. That's one big tornader.

Who fucking cares? Yurop and yurocuckistanis don't matter.

No. Europoors are retards. Thunderstorm Hurricane.

That looks like a tornado.
I think Ireland, Portugal and France will be the hurricane hits in the future.

DER WIND

YA GIT WAT YA FAKKIN DESERVE!!!!!!

Pure cope

Pretty much, we had a single storm that lit the sky for a night and nothing else after. Mainlanders are fucking pathetic.

>>UK: Just another summers day
>>Germany: AH IT'S A HURRICANE
>implying
Last time brits got a tiny little bit of snow the entire country stood still for 3 days while they sorted out the chaos.
There's a reason they suck at the winter Olympics and it's not like this is the first or the worst storm we got in the last years.
Dumb abo

Naw that’s just a very robust low pressure system. Hurricanes are birthed from the tropics in a completely different process.

should've used wood

Baste, roll for mass kraut casualties.

HAARP. The weather's doing weird shit again now that democrats are back on power just like it did during the Obama years.

Yep. It's causing a tornado outbreak in Germany. Violent long tracked tornadoes.

Bricks, user.
Real people use bricks.

>Our buildings are totally saf-ACK
>Skull cracked open by flying piece of wood

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kill yourself boomer

>Real people use bricks.
sounds too much like BRICS, I'm surprised your government hasn't outlawed them yet

how many dead you fucking retards

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i live in a brick house

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It's called hail. Just get a steel roof like normal people.

Hurricanes aren't "Cyclones". They are "Tropical Cyclones" There are four types of cyclones.
>Tropical
>Polar
>Mesocyclone
>Extratropical
Hurricanes are Tropical Cyclones and can't be formed over a lake.

Hahaha bricks

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It's called hail faggot

Brick structures get leveled by EF4-EF5 tornadoes. Nothing really stands that.

Cool. I wonder if any foreign countries have figured out a way to weaponize the weather yet to use it against their enemies. That would be pretty neat.

Good thing I live next to the bavarian alps you fucking north niggers kys anyway saupreißen

>mutts too retarded to tell apart a house from a shop
Why am I even surprised lmao
Should be 0 right now I'm sure one ir two retards do something dumb and die though. Floods are more of an issue than storms.

Just like everyday in spring in the south East.

>iceballs

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can confirm, this is the wettest, coldest April/May that I ever remember having, the ground has been saturated for weeks, flooding everywhere

>tropical German lakes
American education is a menace. Even when trying to make an "ackchually" post, you say something unbelievably retarded.

This is pretty normal for burgerland. Is this a freak occurence?

it is not a real hurricane

You live in gay bath house fritz

Yeah. No really bad outbreak has happened this year. Last year was different.

That's not a nader baka
That's a cumulonimbus capillatus just over the horizon surrounded by alttostratus cumulonimbogenitus clouds in addition to stratus nebulosus opacus clouds

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Such things do exist in teh US? I thought your houses are made up by 95% cardboardbox?

We use bricks here, and tornados aren't stopped by bricks.

>HURICANE JUST HIT GERMANY
THANK YOU - THANK YOU RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS FROM THE WEATHER CONTROL CENTRE.
Thank you Putin !!!

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Looks precisely like a funnel. I've lived in the Southeast.

I hope some Muslims died

KEK I live in the Odenwald region 500m above ground. There are dozens of mountains blocking anything. We get a mild storm like every 10-15 years here. xD

It’s like when morons call a derecho a land hurricane.

IT'S THE GHOST OF KIEV!

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bit of a light breeze

I live in SC and the Carolinas in general have been having more and more every year.

Hope you only live there and didn't go to school there user.

yuros build with stone, what's the problem.

>Noooo commercial buildings don't count!
Weren't you krauts making a big deal about that Amazon warehouse that was destroyed by a tornado?

Imagine not having tons of kick ass thunderstorms every summer, sounds boring

Nothingburger, chill out Mehmet Schweinberg.

I'm proud of you, user.
Eh, it's not that bad.
Sounds like a poor choice of location when the country is big enough to have different time zones.

>HURICANE JUST HIT GERMANY
Fuck and gay.
Getting all scared over some wind.
Your Ottoman ancestors would be ashamed of you, Mehmet.

every other house in my area is wood frame, i bought this one from the widow of the mason who built it

And this is why you're called Finngolians. Anyone have the meme of Finnish soldiers invading Australia?

lol, fuck that virus testing center

>literal glass walls are representative
Don't be silly
>muh amazon warehouse
Literally don't know what you're talking about, user.

Checked, but I'm sorry to inform you it's because of global warming, chud. These corporations are gonna need some carbon credits from you now

The roof is gone, retard.

Saving this for a Any Forums humor thread

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Thats called a tornado, retard. We get thousands a year here in the states.

Germany is landlocked...