Laugh at Russian Monke thread

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>We aren't invading Ukraine, that's all NATO lies
>OK we are invading Ukraine but it's a quick military operation to stop nato expansion
>We will take kiev in 2 days
>We will take Kiev in 2 weeks
>We will take Kiev in a month
>We don't need Kiev
>We don't need any major city
>We don't need any new territory
>We don't need to denazify Ukraine
>We don't need to demilitarize Ukraine
>We don't need to stop NATO expansion
>A-Actually the war was all about taking the Donbas, a region already not controlled by Ukraine from before the war started
< You are here
>We didn't want the Donbas anyway
>IT'S OK WE LOST CRIMEA
>IT'S OK THE JAPANESE TOOK BACK THE KURIL ISLANDS
>IT'S OK CHINA NOW OWNS SIBERIA

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>We're keeping our real army in reserve!
>Kiev and Kharkiv were feints!
>The Moskva didn't sink.
>The Moskva sank because of a storm.
>We just retired the Moskva for free, and the Ukrainians even wasted their ammunition on it.

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Kek

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Posting the Russian cope replies before they get posted
>If you laugh at Russia why don't you fly over to Ukraine and fight for them?
>A-Actually Russia's entire plan was to just liberate the Donbas
>Actually Russia is winning because Ukraine hasn't captured any Russian cities!
>R-Russia didn't want Kiev THEY DIDN'T OK THEY JUST DIDN'T, they wasted the lives of thousands of men and hundreds of tanks for fun!

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Forgot one
>Y-You must like Globohomo if you don't like sub human snow niggers or laugh at their failures

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