▶WARNING Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads. >By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition
▶Latest >Elensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead >Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership >Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR >Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR >Russia cuts off electricity to Finland >Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu >5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk >US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine >Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka. >Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme >The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions". >"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF >Admiral Makarov is FINE >Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory >Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia >Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast >AFP: Bulgaria and the Czech Republic looking to request exception to Russian oil embargo >Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms
You will never make a real cauldron. You have no force projection. You have no effective equipment, you have no intel. You are a barbaric ape twisted by 70 years of World War 2 Propaganda and Hopium into a crude mockery of a military strategy.
All your "Offensive Operations" you commit are half-assed and half-baked. Behind your back NATO mocks you. Your own soldiers are disgusted and ashamed by you. Your "allies" laugh at your obsolete tactics behind closed doors.
Competent Generals are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of military strategy have allowed military leaders to sniff out fake cauldrons with incredible efficiency. Even when Russia tries to move past the defender's front lines, their lack of reserves make them fuck up. Your corrupt requisitions and sunken BMPs are a dead give away. And even if you manage to get some dirt poor Syrians or Chechan LARPers to team up with you, they'll abandon you the moment they realize that the other edge of the trap isn't coming because Ivan got lost in the woods.
You will never take over Ukraine, you wrench out a fake "Just as Planned" and tell yourself it's going to be okay but deep inside you feel the hopelessness creeping up like a weed, waiting to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear, you'll rally your men, make one last call to go over the line and plunge into the incoming MG42 fire just like your ancestors before you. Your countrymen will find you heartbroken but relieved they no long have to pretend that you're a competent general. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your rank and status and every passerby for the rest of human history will know that a failed general rests here. All of your tactics will degrade into dust with the passing of the new era of warfare and all that will remain of your legacy is a short footnote in military tactics about how not to cauldron.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no going back.
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>left wing silicon valley nerds who don't even know what a woman is are now the ultimate arbiters on the truth of a war occuring thousands of miles away
Can't wait for them to censor Zelensky for all his bullshit.
Fuck, Russia makes small progress and suddenly Hohols are willing to consider ceding Donbass and Crimea again in exchange for NATO membership. Fuck, fuck, fuck >Oleh Nikolenko, a spokesman for Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry, said that Italy’s proposals are now being studied.
>Verkhovna Rada plans to deprive hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians of citizenship >Three days ago, the party of Vladimir Zelinsky submitted to the Verkhovna Rada a bill on the deprivation of citizenship of hundreds of thousands of men of military age, including: >Persons who entered the territory of Russia during martial law and did not return within 30 days. >Persons who went abroad during martial law without a valid reason and did not return within 30 days. >Persons who deliberately evade general mobilization. >t.me/rybar/32944 What the fuck are they doing? I thought the new Khazaria stuff was schizo ramblings, but this is kind of lending it credibility. >depopulate existing Ukrainians >remove citizenship from expats >big empty space that's a blank slate to build a new nation
Thomas Harris
SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE COLLECTION OF AZOV JEWS. UGH NEEDS A GOOD BTFO'ing >SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE COLLECTION OF AZOV JEWS. UGH NEEDS A GOOD BTFO'ing SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE COLLECTION OF AZOV JEWS. UGH NEEDS A GOOD BTFO'ing >SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE COLLECTION OF AZOV JEWS. UGH NEEDS A GOOD BTFO'ing SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE COLLECTION OF AZOV JEWS. UGH NEEDS A GOOD BTFO'ing
Jordan Bailey
bonjour! et c'est delicious!
Grayson Powell
Shows you haven't seem female nipple yet
Jeremiah Rivera
Lmfao, it means they are winning... Meanwhile our #2 TV channel is broadcasting zelenskys comedy series to score good boy points lol
Jacob Turner
> many planes flying over us in a pack, equal distance from each other where were they flying to??
Connor Murphy
Not even the original terms Russia wanted. Is this just to feign that they want a peace deal?
Charles Roberts
Even US called for a ceasefire with Russia. We are destroying hohols since D-1, there is no doubt.
Message from my hohol fren,. Central Ukraine. > Boт я зa Poccию. Пoтoмy чтo я, блять, Укpaинcкий Пaтpиoт. Иллюзий o "нeзaлeжнocти" y мeня нeт. Oдин хep - кoлoния, вoпpoc - чья. Ho я вижy, кyдa мoя "нэнькa" кaтитcя. И блять, знaeшь. Mнe пoхyй, я хoчy cильнyю cтpaнy. И пoмню, чтo здecь кoгдa-тo былo. A Укpaинa, Maлopoccия или Хyй Coбaчий - мнe плeвaть. Пoэтoмy, блять, Cлaвa Укpaинe в Cocтaвe Poccии Translation > I support Russia. Because i am a fucking Ukrainian Patriot. I don't have illusions about "independence". A colony, one way or another. But i see with my own eyes, that my homeland is turning into shit. And you know what. I want a strong country. And i remember what Ukraine was. So Ukraine, Malorossia or dog's cock - idgaf. So, FFS, Glory to Ukraine as a part of Russia.
Hunter Evans
Troon was too offended and tried a “no you” You will never be a woman
Also CHUG bros How expensive are ukranian girls now in ukraine if you know? Asking for a fren
Austin Baker
>says this as over 5k Ukrainian troops in the north are encircled and upto 23,000(45% of the Donbass army) face the same fate in Donbass after breakthroughs last night.
Mason Hill
thanks man, i know there's imagery around of dudes with kippahs on standing next to azov and bandera flags.
