I HATE TICKS I HATE TICKS

FUCK YOU AMERICANS WHY YOU HAD TO SPREAD GENETIC MODIFIED TICKS ACROSS GERMANY I AM HIKING AT THE MOMENT AND ALREADY FOUND 10 ON MY BODY, IF I GET SICK IT WILL BE THE FAULT OF AMERICA.

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Learn to take them off properly, if you actually check regularly after hikes you will pretty much never have a problem.

Hey hey… cool it with the antisemetic remarks

You'll need someone to check your asshole when you get home. And quit being a pussy Hans. There are thousands of pics of German naturists online and none of them look worried about ticks.

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Gonorrhea for brown people, Lyme disease for whites. Cultured bacterium's working as intended.
Anyway, 3-4 drops of oregano oil in a tablespoon of olive/coconut oil works well at keeping ticks down, if your adverse to DEET. Don't apply undiluted oregano oil directly to your skin, it will not go well. Even when diluted, it can sting your privates a bit. You'll smell great too.

I’ll be notifying the ADL of your anti-Semitic claims. Enjoy 10 years in prison kraut

At least you don't have Lyme's disease

stop shaving your legs you german faggot you can feel them trying to get through the hair then you just flick em off

Keeps the ticks away but how do I get rid of the Italians that keep following me around?

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They do now.

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always turrible when a disease spreads all over the world..

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It's actually chinks fault, the ecosystem of these things was turned upside down after their natural predators were fucked by some invasive chink bug, now they multiply without breaks because nothing actually hunt them.
It's the same with mosquitoes because their larvas are part of the same food chain.

Always hike with long pants and stay out of tall grass.

>nothing actually hunt them
Chickens love eating ticks. Not as many people keep chickens these days though.

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They definitely genetically engineered these things so that you are unable to eat meat. Very convenient for eatz the bugz

Don't you have free health care? What's the worry, then?

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Nigger stfu you haven’t gone outside since the late 2000’s

Get over it.

Not possible when you are moving around

I just read they carry the monkey pox. So sorry, user. I hope your prodromal state is short and your eventual suffering and death aren't too horrible.

Globohomo spread lyme's disease to the deer ticks across eastern US, in an attempt to stop hunting and self reliance, driving the population into cities.
We just readjusted our clothing choices and rolled with it.
Publicly suggesting the viral weapon could be transferred to bedbugs and spread across cities and hotels probably had some affect too.

Simply adapt, Germanbro, don't let them win, and hit them back, if need be.

this

If you ate more garlic, you wouldn't have any

Chickens and possums eat them

Damn I see them everyday in summer, always some spots in your european country with no ticks!
My cat never had ones before we adopted him, here he has it all the time poor little fucker.

Look around.

Chinks also gave us stinkbugs and murder hornets

sad your grandparents were gassed?

They are stupid people.

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Really?

i checked regulary while i hiked, gladly noone stinged me.

i dont shave my legs, pic is another body part of me.

but walking of the track is more fun, (((they))) wont take this away from me.

shut up tick, you wont fool me.

>possums
Really? Did not know that. Chickens are truly dinosaurs BTW.

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