This is like literally our black panther

Ya but Marvel/Disney didn't buy up tickets for this

eeeeh not really.

like the main woman is helpless in a fight and the other maiin woman is just as bad as her husband if not worse.

no lmao

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Snow nigger porn, go learn about michael faraday if your white

For the last time, I'm not giving jews any pander money no matter how many times you fucks post this thread.

What is this? Some sort of voodoo witchdoctor?

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How many mulattas in this flick?

>our

I'm not Nordic.

why do i open obviously retarded threads posted by obvious retards?

I can't watch a movie made in the past 15 years, politics has ruined it for me. If it's left-wing, it's just going to be diarrhea. If it's right-wing, it's just pandering. The only winning move is not to play.

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As a med, I cant stand the lack of decent architecture. Also mercury worship should be subordinated to jupiter worship. But otherwise a good movie

But we wuz vikangz

I have $1000 that says 90% of this thread does not have blond hair and blue eyes

Man Im tired of cumskins

but better

That movie was based af. I coomed from start to finish. Truly a masterpiece of the generation.

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i thought it was really boring and lame.
turned it off with 30 mins to go.
not sure why people love this so much, i was hoping it would be great, it had 300 vibes in the beginning, but nope.
shitty fucking movie

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buy an ad you fucking hollyjew nigger

nothin g political here. Just a beatiufl and accruate rendering of a Danish Saga

They could make a faithful adaptation of The Táin and I still wouldn't watch it if they shilled it here

The movie was shit. Evening Viking's slow burn was more griping and historically accurate then this shit. It is a legit 4/10 pissed I wasted 3 hours on it.

i saw it yesterday.

theres very little if any left wing pandering.

The Mrs and I saw it and enjoyed it. Nothing but old fashioned storytelling, mind numbing violence, and white people. Also, the landscapes and cinematography were amazing.

Then go back to whatever third world shit hole your parents slithered out of

>This is like literally our black panther
>we wuz vikangz n sheeeeit
sounds like it

Just watched it, fucking amazing movie and I haven't really liked anything since lotr.

Not you though, fat American. Leave the Nords alone.

>Niggers never built sprawling African metropolises
Ethiopians once did before they were replaced with somalians, but its honestly a debate wheter to call them niggers or black people

BP was a massive hit while the Northman won't going to make it's budget back, looks like white people are afraid of their past.

Somalians are the niggers of niggers

That's Bjork

It's Bjork

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I saw last week. It was kind of shit. But I'm not a big fan of these "everybody dies" movies. What's the point?

they try to make whites look like dumb animals in this movie and apparently nobody here is seeing it.
it was fucking boring and nothing really happens.

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You clearly haven't seen it. I thought it was strange, but enjoyed it mainly because it was not borrowing from existing IP and had no woke bullshit at all. Spoiler alert: the main protagonist turns out to be the woman. She wasn't strong. She was just a manipulative bitch pulling the strings behind the scenes. Pretty realistic.

You literally have a Pirate flag. Like I know you download shit illegally but come on. Pirates are sea barbarians so I though you could related with the Vikings in the movie

I am not Scandinavian. Pretty good movie though. Rip Northman.

Yeah it's like black panther where mutts appropriated the African culture in their shizo media. And the same mutts appropriate Rus as vikings yet again.

>they try to make whites look like dumb animals in this movie and apparently

This is how the Nordics acted in the 10th century AD. It's recorded in their sags. They were pagan savages who were great sea fearers and warriors...fuck knows what happened to them because they're a bunch of faggots today