How do you plan on defending yourself from the hordes of starving , rock throwing peasants our system is currently creating at an alarming rate?
Personally I am thinking about a moat
I know I know , its not a very cost effective solution but its tried and true and I tend to take the traditional approach.
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Cannibalism.
AR-15
Sharpened sticks.
Home made caltrops.
Axehammer
Just throw stones back at them or something
I plan too turn myself into a big balloon, inflate myself and escape into the heavens at the first sign of trouble
I know I know... It's just not cost effective (the moat). I just tend to take a traditional approach is all HAHA
yeah but thats kinda boring though isnt it? Kinda tacky and cliche at this point like oh wow yeah John is out there with his AR-15 so original
Come try to take my stash and find out
no it's actually a lot of fun and it's so loud you forget, especially SBRs. so the horror on the maurauders face is going to be gold in his last seconds on earth
Two replica tomahawks and as many molotov cocktails as I can make. To Valhalla.
The most effective solutions are usually the most boring. I dont habe any guns so i guess its me and a hatchet
they travel in groups , hand to hand combat is generally not going to have a high success rate you are going to take a serious amount of damage especially since rock dps goes up the closer you get
whenever niggers get uppity and protest, you need to band with your community and kinda shoot them?
Lots of weapons. Gonna be like Rorke's Drift,.
I like it , mel gibson in the patriot style running through the woods and shit
yeah but like , wouldnt it be way funnier to roll a giant rock down and crush him with it or something?
>its tried and true
moats are solved leaf. don't you fuckers know anything?
>not forming a group and enslaving other people
All you have to do is give people what they can't get and they will bow to you.
But you'll get shot and drop before you get close enough to use it.
Kek
thats fucking unhinged but also very chic, romantic almost
godspeed
Have a (you)
no it would be funnier connecting a $5 dollar store motion light to a an electric lighter that lights a fuse connected to an amonnium nitrate & diesel stockpile underneath them
>"Kek"
>Gets hit from behind by a thrown axe
dude come to my moat and well see about that you're all talk , the peasants will try to fill that shit with rocks to create a bridge for like 15 minutes while i bombard them with objects.
If they were lazy enough to become peasants they have 0% chance of breaching my moat
Grain Bait
yeah but how many times can you do that like maybe once like fuck what if its only one guy kinda takes away the luster
White brotherhood with like minded veterans armed to the teeth.
>rock throwing peasants
You answered your own question
I don't think watching things go BOOOOM ever gets boring, my fren. Once that runs out you just make your own tannerite and setup some garden gnomes filled with the shit + pellets for air guns as shrapnel only in one radius of course, maybe a steel plate facing the house
I can't believe that no one has suggested erecting a giant peasant gladiatorial arena where peasants can voluntarily sign up to rock fight other peasants for a chance at glory
sort of like what a homeless gladiator arena would look like in todays day and age , how fucking sweet would that be dude
I love you rednecks and your tannerite.
you're really going to waste ammunition on people throwing rocks? seems excessive but I guess its a means to an end
I waste mouse traps and .22 on varmints. A rock thrower trying to steal my resources is no different if you think about it. I'm still human, killing a mother mouse results in the baby mice coming to suckle on her dead teets until she dies. That shit's sad, just like killing another human is sad but it's you or them at the end of the day it's gonna be me
We all here are against Animal cruelty so putting them down quick seems like a good answer
Thinks it's the movies
>adds custard powder to moat
>drives tanks across at high speed
solved nigger
>How do you plan on defending yourself from the hordes of starving , rock throwing peasants our system is currently creating at an alarming rate?
I'm poor and live in a shithole area so I'll probably be the one looting.
I will get old and die before you pour enough of that shit in there gg
well how will you effectively loot and set yourself apart from other fellow looters to guarantee yourself more loot?