The Australian Election is literally Virgin vs Chad

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Neither of those are chads.

kys christcuck

Who are you voting for Ausbros.

Is the black and white image supposed to make the guy on the right look like a criminal?

Do Aussies identify with that?

the one with the square jaw looks more handsome

>chad
>5'9

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Is this Election meddling on Any Forums?

Right would have done well back in his day, left was a virgin until 24 at least.

Incel vs virgin

blank slips going into the ballot box so I don't get a fine
this election is not even worth drawing a dick on the voting slip

Scomo definitely got more pussy than albacuck

I'm writing vote 1 vladimir putin

Labor obviously. They're the only party that gives a shit about most Australians.

hur hur hur i drewd a pensnis!!! hahah1!1 This trolls the elite!

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I am amazed to see that drawing penises is a custom in every democracy. I draw a penis once in an election that defined if we were going to keep the dictatorship or transition to a democracy. Good times

Probably Susie Bower. She is the only candidate from the north of my electorate and I really can't stand anyone from the south. Brian Mitchell is a mainlander, too.

Imagine genuinely voting for ALP or LNP or the greens or the Nats.

Literally leave the majors off the ballot on the senate vote above the line.

You can literally skip voting for the majors.. why wouldn't you?

Because the major parties have promised funding for local clubs and organisations.

>LNP ... or the Nats
The fact you're voting for an independent should've been an obvious giveaway you know nothing about the major parties.

A vote for UAP, ON, or Teal is a vote for LNP. Independents have no comprehensive policy to guide a nation, nor does LNP, their primary policy is to line their coffers with tax-payer's money. This is why they didn't introduce a federal ICAC, because any way to legitimately stop corruption in this country would land 30-50% of the LNP in jail (and 0% of the ALP, for any faggots willing to chime in).

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I'm voting labor to see the ICAC shit show can't wait to see these faggots disbarred from office for negligence especially this morrison fuckwit

Liberal.

Albenese is already conspiring with the Chinese and booked a ticket to see them next week. Penny Wong is going with him.

I don't trust him.

Anyone have a webm of scomo headbutting the child?

My local UAP member, his name is Joshua and he looks alright, second preference to the one nation candidate, greens last, majors second and third last.