Who loves Lucifer now?

The mysterious Angel, a nobody, who can't even stand straight?
Love me still?
This IS politics, since there's been amazing number of politicians who work IN MY NAME.

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That's the whole reason for me to be here.

>let's see if you know what you think you know
What is the name of the angel you think represents lucifer?

Luci-literally-who?

Lucifer is a loser. Jesus Christ is Lord!

Ama. If you wish.
I am drunk now,. So.
Truth comes from the mouths of
>babbys
>drunks

So I am all for the truth. No other ways possible, with the given premise:

Lucifer isn’t even biblical. John Milton made him up in Paradise lost.

>What is the name of the angel you think represents lucifer?
Lanonandek, number 37, First Order

Jesus is definitely the amazing, my superior.

These continuous christgolem threads only affirm that nothing is going to stop this globohomo shit.

I don't believe it myself.
When sober, I don't believe I am Lucifer.
But when I am WITH people, I am just carved from another block of wood.
There is no comparison,

WOW, how did you that...l..?
>whaa? just took a cup of coffee.

It's not my fault.
Fuck you.

So, no more funny stuff in my name.
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take meds satan

Or, on the other hand,
Let it roll.
As long you reach mine heights.
>Jesus

you speak to your master that way.
Noted.

Let it roll.

Post body

No.
I can describe, perfeection.
>nice face, all women find attractive
>body, ruined.
>overall, a masterpiece

Hail Satan, Ave Lucifer!

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Satan was my first in command.
It took quite some time to convince Him I am right.
I AM right. It's just a matter of how to tap dance around it, so it doesn't hurt so many.

The Universe has made it's position clear:
>they want me dead

Just let me go with this:
>I was the idea of Thomas Jefferson.

You let that idea die.
No point in existing.

Ah yes, another larper who doesn't even possess common knowledge.
>The first angel Samael took up the title of Satan, and is canonically lucifer.
At least try to learn the story you're larping as.

I don't know what you're talking about.
Samael is the Ancient Of Days.
Guy who "minded the store" while the owner was away. Who liked to keep on minding the store, once the owner got home.
Ridiculous

Say the guy claiming a minor demi-being in the urantia book is the arch-nemesis of the most-high

a fun thought is that if satan were real he would definitely be on Any Forums

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Humans consider themselves unique so they've rooted their whole theory of existence on their uniqueness. One is their unit of measure, but it's not. All social systems we've put into place are a mere sketch. One plus one equals two. That's all we've learned, but one plus one has never equaled two. There are, in fact, no numbers and no letters. We've codified our existence to bring it down to human size to make it comprehensible. We've created a scale so that we can forget its unfathomable scale.

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loser-err