/jdt/ - NEIGH NEIGH edition

this is DAY 4 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 19)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions
Whitney, Heard's sister, testified very quickly and all we learned is that bitches love cocaine
now we're back to the video depositions

Today we're going to have another mix of video depos and live witnesses but we don't yet know in what amounts
it's been all video depositions so far
we had one guy who was a computer guy, he explained hashtags to us
now there's more video depositions

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=I1QViH5oja0

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=Lw4OljZGtfU

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/PNmVrf8-yk4?t=148
jigex.com/ZbxJE
youtube.com/watch?v=Cs9Uyn0pZXY
youtu.be/Dy7fElXqRAk?t=23271
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Cum

>fpbp
I know

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Op is a fucking faggot

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What if any post?

based

based

They should mention how WB destroyed their DC properties like retards.

So who does Emilia Clarke sue for her career not going since GoT?

claiming cara for the weekend

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/ourguy/ shall struggle, survive and win, that's his fate.

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I advise you not to cum as it violates client confidentiality.

> mfw another video witness

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>aquaaaaaaaman

I will accept the instruction.

WHY IS AMBERS TEAM PROVING JOHNNYS CASE.
Is the Elon theory actually true?

god she is so unhirable after this

Aquaman is kino. Watch it.

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Isn't this all just speculation?

Elaine must have an amazing track record to be hired. How is she so bad then?

this is the "lets give amber heard a lot of money" deposition

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there's no trial tomorrow, is there? Continue on monday, innit?

YOU KNOW THE DRILL MEGAPINT CHADS

> YOU KNOW THE DRILL MEGAPINT CHADS

YOU KNOW THE DRILL MEGAPINT CHADS

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I have no idea how this is even allowed. If they cannot be cross examined then how can any of this be eve remotely admissible?

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>another video depo from herds team
>it's bad for amber. Again
Same ol-
>straight up says no one wants to work with someone with bad press
This is straight up Belka tier strategy. Wtf they would have literally been better off resting after she got off the stand.

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>Would Ms. Heard have restored the Snyderverse?

it always was

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Elon got these lawyers for Amber, too.

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no
it's still aquaman
and aquaman is fucking lame

Same with the chart guy with Johnny Depp's career earnings per year.

>bla bla bla there is less delineation between tv and film
> did she get more tv roles?
>No.

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they are cross-examined during the deposition

>All these missed film roles
But she's a whoooore

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I'm not making a fucing imdb account to give a bad rating to a movie that has already made 1.2 billion dollars
you can stop spamming this now

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>Elaine must have an amazing track record to be hired. How is she so bad then?
She has nothing to work with. Trying her best, but you can't polish a turd ;)

is it bad i feel sad for amber because the only movie of any relevance they can discuss for her is some capeshit?

It's a lost cause, they are exhausting all technicalities to not be considered contemptous. It's in their own best interest to show the world what cards they have been dealt by Heard to salvage what's left of their credibility and career as lawyers. They either should have demanded that Heard begs for settlement or not taken the case.

>photoshopped her ugly nips out
oh no no no...

Definitely

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Not a theory.

This is a psyop funded by Elon to prove the existence of a larger than expected amount of bots.

He's proving dead internet theory.

lmao

Americans, why is your court system like this? Why is it the responsibility of the other side to police what's going on in the courtroom? Why can't the judge do that?

elon's playing the long game to ensure this bitch gets buried

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She got the TV miniseries. The $600 math nerd showed The Stand on his chart.

I have no idea why an agent would think a 35 year old bitch would be on a career upswing, in violation of all previous evidence.

If we didn't live in a capeshit era, yes.

cross happens in a depo
its both sides, they just stipulate to what is relevant to play

heh turd

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Yawp.
Depp had a number agreed on for Pirates and a track record for what he would expect. Then the well ran dry.
This is "my part was smaller than I expceted it to be and movies that would have been coming in as a result of having a bigger part would have been massive pay days". It's all speculative.

I can't tell if they're actually so stupid as to not see how they're arguing Depp's case inadvertently, or if this is some type of legal double bluff relying on Amber having any charisma

>expected her to earn 5-10 million a year after aquaman
Cmon, this is bullshit, she cant act for shit.

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you're laughing?
the lawer called her Amber Turd 4 times in court in front of millions and you're laughing?

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I saw that movie. Her character was a cunt so I guess it was a natural role for her.

Elon got these lawyers for her because she stole his sperm.

It's bad to feel bad for Amber, yes.

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you fail to take into account that aquaman was the most successful film of all-time, ever

Would you say women hit the wall and are no longer desirable in the field of television and film, because they're older and uglier?

The wall, so to speak?

Based

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the restraint this man must have to not suck on her nipple

Why are these faggots pretending she isn't a dogshit actress?

yes

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to avoid the impact of biased judges on the jury?

Sounds like everyone was fucking her besides depp

If they had just stopped their witnesses after Heard I reckon they could have won this. Now I'm honestly convinced Depp will win defamation, which is near impossible.

She should stick to nude roles like Mammario. Terrible actress, great in nude films with small roles.

HOW DO WE STOP THE HYPERGAMY VIRUS IN FEMALES BROS?

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This specific aquaman disagrees with you

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best moment from amber's testimony

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Scare. Dont be scary.

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>I can't even tell if elon is memeing or being meme'd on
>The one below this is a skeletor post
You know what, he fucking might have.
I hope he did.
And I hope he shitposts about it

dont ask the twitter 'expert' about bots. but ask some rando agent with only college level education in an irrelevant subject about bots.

nice. clown college legal.

Damn she was tight

The weak should fear the strong

grab them and redpill them
1 out of 100 will understand

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>random bot question
huh??? How is that relevant

Everybody's packing up to go. There's like 2-3 mins left to this deposition.

>what was at the time the most successful film EVER released
SHE SAID IT AGAIN!

>The most successful film ever

checked, and i hate it when any woman make that terrible face

u know what I think this whole Amber Heard thing has put me off blondes for life

>tight
>being with over 50 guys within a year
pick one, and only one

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I see, thanks. Still think they should actually be there physically though.

>they where boys because they didn't agree with me and they didn't only have pictures of uneaten food

RUSSIAN BOTS SABOTAGED AMBER'S CAREER

I am pleased I am not the only person that thinks this

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>the most successful film ever released

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it plays into her saying that all this is a smear campaign

What you mean

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MOST SUCCESSFUL MOVIE EVER BRO

THE MOST SUCCESSFUL EVER.
And no she didn't say DC.
Okay I buy it now, this is a psyop this has to be.

Is she the Any Forums janny? Is this why she didn't want us talking about the case?

Just checked her IMDB page. Didn't realise she was in Californication

the best movie ever? aquaman 1

ANA DE ARMAS' NAIL IS WORTH MORE THAN THIS SLUT

>Ana de Armas

What a qt.

She's 34 and didn't hit the wall.

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I thought this was the last week

oh I totally agree. But this isn't helpful for heard so let them bore the jury and hang themselves

Another day, and we endure it. Good job everyone

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Why is Elaine asking the same questions as Rottenborn?

I just mean her body overall, not her blown out snatch.
I'm remarking on everything but that

She never said commercially successful. She said “successful” as a generic weasel word

THANK GOD ITS OVER. HAVE A GOOD ONE BROS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL.

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Well that was a mostly shitty day.

>Twitter rockstar guru, recognizing change.org bots by clicking their Instagram profiles
uh?

Finally, it's over
see you guys on Monday

Wasn't even the most successful film of the year

Please be patient, elaine has brain damage.

>we're done for today
L after L after L for turd

Amber Heard's own agent thinks that Amber Heard should have a career as good as Ana de Armas. So out of touch.

END OF THE DAY AND END OF THE WEEK LADS
we made it

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unironically bee urself

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This bitch can't tell me what to do

>comparable do Ana de Armas
DELUSIONAL

>amber heard is comparable to ana de armas

Plus she's an absolute Cuban qt.

checked, and I apologize, I misunderstood

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND COOPED UP IN YOUR HOUSE
DON'T TALK TO YOUR SPOUSE
BE QUIET AS A MOUSE

see you all on monday

Tough weekend for the jurors

is the next week the last one?

Any reason they have Friday off?

Is it a holiday in the US?

You guys have a good weekend, I'm going to slam a few shots and think about how much I hate myself.

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It goes until the 27th.

She looks like she has a really hairy arsehole.
Like a fake moustache wrapped around a calamari ring.

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"no one discuss this case"
but.. she knows its all over tv and the internet.

i think the jury might call bullshit on that the first time they google aquaman

woah stunning eyes

>comparable to my pre trial Any Forums wife
They're just trying to piss me off now.

judge reserved Friday for motions and shit like that

I just checked all your Instagram accounts and made the conclusion you are all bots

Get it together.

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i googled "is there a holiday may 20th"

National Pizza Party Day - May 20, 2022 (Third Friday in May) National Quiche Lorraine Day. National Rescue Dog Day.


seems legit.

If we met at a party, I'd do my best to make sure you stopped hating yourself!

SEE YOU MEGA PINT CHADS MONDAY

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Alright bros, boring day
Good night.

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SEE YOU NEXT WEEK LADS
thank you op for these, doing god's work
time for another mega pint

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They're not allowed to.

???
SO WHY DO YOU HAVE A JURY TO BEGIN WITH?

Court usually doesn't run on fridays.

See you on monday faggots

Basically just confirms that she's pissed that she didn't get the marilyn monroe biopic

In the Rittenhouse and Chauvin trials they often reserved Fridays for judge and attorney procedural meetings. Also nobody could sit through 5 days of testimony a week and still pay attention.

Ha Ha

>IT preparing a laptop
What operating system?

they will anyways. no way the jurors aren't googling shit

youtu.be/PNmVrf8-yk4?t=148

>the three females on camera smile and elaine even giggles when the witness says the relationship turned sexual
>meanwhile depp and ambers lawyer have no reaction

explain this

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kek Johnny has 10 more hours than Amber
it's over

PUTA

18 hours for JD
8 hours for AH

Remaining time left

welp back to the BBC and "is coffee good for you" threads
oh I almost forgot the goyslop and video games are made by jews to destroy the white race threads

Windows Vista

johnny has 18 hours of questioning left!

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especially since they aren't subpoenaed

I'd be surprised if it was the most successful film of the week.

Johnny's team has a whole 10 extra hours. Holy fuck, that's more than an entire day.

those retards have wasted so much time
today was a whole bunch of nothing

tomorrow 8am

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Time remaining:
Team Depp: 18hr 30min
Team Amber: 8hr 14mins

ambersisters...

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blown the fuck out

I'm sure, but it's on Depp's side to present the arguement against that claim, not that they would bother.

Nice, next week is gonna be good

>National Pizza/Quiche/Rescue (Hot) Dog day

Based America.

UNIX

Last one of the day lads.
FUKKIN' HUEG FURRY TITS.
Join at your own peril.
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Fake, her ass isn't that big

Literally just looked up Heard scene from Aquaman because I've never seen "the most successful movie ever", and I have nothing against and watch plenty of capeshit.

And not just being anti-Heard because she's an obvious fucking lying psycho cunt - her acting fucking sucks.

Was never a fan of Aquafag's acting either, I thought he was pretty lame and an unconvincing 'muh tough guy' in Stargate Atlantis, but he's Laurence Olivier next to this bloodless stone-faced whore.
youtube.com/watch?v=Cs9Uyn0pZXY

MARICÓN

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

>JD
Used 42hrs 45m
18hrs 30m left to use

>AH
Used 52hrs 1m
8hrs 14m left to use

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>defense almost out of time and trial has a week left
L
M
F
A
O

they wasted all their time on useless trash that only ended up hurting her too they're going to get cut off. Please let it happen

No thank you, faggot bong. Enjoy your degenerate furry traps.

They've got one fucking day left in them haha

it's all good my man

I'll keep an eye on my subs on youtube to find out if anything is streaming
if something comes on I'll make a thread

otherwise I'll bake again next week

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does it matter?

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He literally was rubbing his own daughters nipples on camera. He is a verified pedo

Indeed I shall.

Would love to see them cut off in their closing arguments

all hologram fren

is this for video deposition or only live witness? or everything?

They're down to 2 hours per day INCLUDING their closing argument. THEY ARE FUCKED.

Reminder that Johnny just needs a token judgement to achieve total victory, as it will give him his career back. Even a dollar is a triumph.

She kinda looks like my sister

no im not posting pics

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People keep asking for the clip of Amber storming off after her lawyer fucks up
youtu.be/Dy7fElXqRAk?t=23271

so now depps team has like ten hours left to kill amber?

Cross doesn't count to this total does it?

This. He also looks like one, so it shouldn't be a surprise.

about 1hr 40 mins per day.

Defense is gonna need to get amber to provide coke to keep things going fast enough.

post webms

Cheers brother may all of your pints be mega this weekend

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One final week of kino. Gonna miss these trials.

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based unemployed uk user
a mega pint for you

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10 hour difference with more beatdowns.

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All of this Elon Musk shit is more than a coincidence.

This is an Elon funded psyop.

Johnny Depp shoukd go out with Ama de Armas to spite Amber.

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so does this mean amber will run out of time and then johnny's team gets to clobber her?

Thanks again bud

see you monday madlad

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I could barely watch this scene because his lazy eye is so distracting

Everything. They're scaling back, pretty much.

A MEGA PINT FOR YOU SIR

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Thanks Q, very cool

That would be amazing. I think they would get along well.

Same here, it's been a blast

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PERFECT BOOBA!

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Yeah but there will be a Johnny kino released after so we will still have more kino

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You're welcome, user.

Is she not with Ben Affleck anymore? She's probably dating someone else.

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Depositions are generally considered as background that informs other foundational evidence and allows for subpoenas for evidence and witnesses. Civil cases are very different from criminal cases and don’t have the same expectations or requirements for evidence, that is a very long topic I’m not able to discuss. Consider that depositions used to be written testimonies similar to police reports and other written statements given under oath and how they are used in cases. You have both legal teams interviewing the person and statements are later redacted in presence of the judge. All this is to provide some kind of foundational evidence from someone who witnessed events in question so the case can proceed and further evidence can be admitted and witnesses can be called. Usually it’s the doorman who saw a guy walk in and leave an hour later, there’s no point grilling him on the stand when you subpoenaed the elevator tapes.

First of all, most cases never go to trial and rely on depositions for settlement. Most often, after giving a police report or deposition in the US legal system, neither side wishes to pursue the individual as a trial witness because it benefits neither of them. It calls a lot of bullshit into question at worst and wastes time at best. Not calling a witness pretty much means they saw something but didn’t see shit and whether they’re lying or not doesn’t matter much because other facts line up. If this were a good detective novel as opposed to a shitty one, the barman who saw the broad talking with a greaser is about what a deposition is generally worth. It’s evidence but it’s more where evidence follows from than the real shit like a shutin with a long lens over the alley or i dunno, someone who saw depp smack her ass and took some pictures of her busted up face. Quick cast of the impressions from one of the rings made with chewing gum before the swelling started optional.

>She's probably dating someone else.
Yeah she's my wife

I am truly in awe at the clock management. They're either legally incompetent or throwing.
Yes she's with me now.

don't hate yourself, man
hate roasties and the NWO

No lol. It's been a couple months. Ben is dating JLo afaik.

Why did Elon date and Johnny marry this vile woman? I didn't know they're retarded.

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#amberturd

>hot as hell
>clearly knows how to manipulate and seduce

Because men are weak and women vicious?

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she's hot in person i'm sure. i mean she's hot, especially when she was younger, remember her vile personality ruins her looks for us psychologically

So is their court time for them to do everything in? Not just defence testimony but also objections, cross and closing?

TOOOOO OLD

Chris Evans now i think

Borderlines are really good at making you feel special, at first.

BOOBA

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same
any more upcoming trial that will be televised?

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damn, she really wanted to get every drop of that *water*