/jdt/ - LEGO edition

this is DAY 4 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 19)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions
Whitney, Heard's sister, testified very quickly and all we learned is that bitches love cocaine
now we're back to the video depositions

Today we're going to have another mix of video depos and live witnesses but we don't yet know in what amounts
it's been all video depositions so far
we had one guy who was a computer guy, he explained hashtags to us
now there's more video depositions

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=I1QViH5oja0

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=Lw4OljZGtfU

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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>they can drag out his therapist/psychiatrist
jesus fucking christ how can Johnny ever trust ANYONE again
this is ridiculous

NICELY DONE
I was late finding that cursed painting

IT'S AMBOVER

i want camille vasquez to piss in my eyes

No idea why i'm posting this

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this trial is such a shit show lmao

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>DiD JoHnNy EvEr Do CoCaInE
yeah man. for 30+ years.

Wait can psychologists and therapists go out and talk about their patients like this?

He's probably not an actual professional...

based

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During a trial? Yes

I don't get it

thoughts?

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where is gary asking about video depositions when you need him

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depends on their exact relationship i think.
or if they are subject to a subpoena

If a judge orders it, yes. Don't tell your therapist everything.
t. studying to be a psychologist

i believe felonious criminal trials and at the request of the patient.

The Jews orchestrated the war.

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS COUGHING LIKE THAT

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EVERYONE ALREADY FUCKING KNOWS JOHNNY HAS DONE EVERY DRUG UNDER THE SON! THIS HAS BEEN COMMON KNOWLEDGE FOR LITERAL DECADES! WHERE IS THE PROOF THAT HE FUCKING HIT AMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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aren't medical records agreed to be disclosed in this trial?

patient confidentiality is easy to pierce

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>more pre-recorded "witnesses" in 240p with a MadCatz microphone

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Holy shit, I am never going to therapy again

$500/hour for listening to drunken rants from celebs. Neat.

He is allowed to be jealous, right? We alone know about two cases of cheating, and there were 30 more instances suggested by her own witness. The jury hasn't even seen the threesome claim from that witness too

But did you know he snorted cocaine?

I'm listening to Dostovesky's Idiot and watching the trial without a sound

smoke on the left of the tv screen

>Why did I agree to this?
>What the fuck am I even looking at?
>Can't you just sit the fuck down and learn to operate your fucking microphone?

On the contrary, he's the only one who's not a quack. He has a medical degree.
Psychiatrist != Psychologist

joker vibes

Isn't there some sort of shrink/client privilege at play here? How can they force the psychiatrist to divulge medical info on a patient?

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Are you sure, Hans?

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Why do I feel like this witness is about to steal my parents' house?

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Look, Johnny used to pass out a lot.
Can you believe that?

Oh nooo, the billions of drugs Johnny took exacerbated any latent paranoia oh noooo what damning evidence of fuck all

SUM UP TODAY WITH ONE IMAGE FOR A FREE MEGA PINT

> SUM UP TODAY WITH ONE IMAGE FOR A FREE MEGA PINT

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Probably fucking Elaine again.

Only your lawyers or spouses are protected from saying shit about you at trial, compare how much shit this therapist is spilling versus Johnny's lawyer who literally cited attorney-client privilege a hundred times to get out of their shitty questions towards him

marilynbros why are they always coming for us

They have no case. They think reminding people that Depp did drugs and was jealous is a strong enough case. They kind of fucked up when one of Amber's witnesses admitted she was sleeping around though.

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Why is she so hot...

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Is this gonna be another "he does a lot of drugs" witness?

She looks like a nigger.

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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I'm waiting for manson to come as a witness kek

it could go both ways
the people in the courtroom can read the jury's body language and make tactics based off of that

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>and NEITHER of you are the gatekeeper?

Deposition

So, anyway, did you know he did drugs?

she even mogs the photos on her left
god damn

worse. a shrink witness who talks about drug use

90% of the witnesses that AH's team has called on have said the same shit. It's always "he does drugs, he drinks and he shouts". That's literally all they have had this entire time.

based

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Are psychologists allowed to do testimony? I thought psychologists are supposed to keep things confidential. Or was that a lie by Sopranos.

There is no Dana, only Zuuuul!

From 2015 no less

I uh... please strike my last statement from the record, your honor

That would fucking suck

>Did I leave the stove on?

It's not that. The privilege is purposefully waived. Amber wants her therapist to say that amber showed signs of being abused so they waive the privilege. Then, since amber puts her mental state at issue that means depps therapist can interview amber. And vice versa

gotta love how Amber Heard's legal team manage to reframe "Amber was a cheating whore who, by her own witness's testimony, had dozens of affairs in the house they lived together including a fucking threeway with Elon Musk and Cara Delevigne" into "Johnny was jealous and controlling"

if you suspect somebody is a whore and cheating on you AND THEY ARE, you're not "jealous", that's just having a fucking accurate perception of objective reality.

kek I used to be with a girl that looked just like this and I swear to god I lost all sexual interest in her as soon as she got new glasses.

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No more jiggys?

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>HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS

Look at the posture, the expanding hips width as your eyes trail up her legs, the hair just begging to be grabbed and pulled.

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>JD skips more than half his meetings with his therapist

lol

Fat goat mommy tits edition.
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If this deposition skips around any more, we'll break causality.

>Just go to therapy bro it will help you

That would be the smart move, yes.

I hope no one minds me bringing this from the other thread

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Women love to cheat on men and then gaslight them.

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Are the drugs in the room with us right now?

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What is it about the black frames? How are they this powerful?

...

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>doctor can't read his own handwriting
kek, it's not a meme is it

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Just like your foreskin, you never will.

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I don't understand that this angle either, they are all addicts and freeloaders. The one black haired woman from yesterday basically testified to squatting and trespassing.

calm down coomer, you need to resist the urge to fap constantly; its not good for your brain.

every gf ever

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Given that Johnnys lawyers did not even bother to cross this psychiatrist guy, I assume he has nothing of value to say.
Amber Heards witnesses are total dogshit, this is embarrassing.

"Mr. Dimmadome.. Did Johnny ever do cocaine in your Dimmadome?"

"I.... I think so?"

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Thank you sir for giving me another chance

>rendershit
kys cadfag

all you're doing is making smoothbrain retards add to the bump limit so we have to make another thread in 5 minutes

rollin

so it was the monster that hit you?

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wtf where the the threeway come from?

switch chris with johnny

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I think that's four video witnesses alone today they didn't cross, only did some objections to.

Thank god I managed to kill her before they nerfed the mimic tear

nick offerman confirmed it but it was not officially in the trial video

Well when a guy and a girl (or two girls) love one another….

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Cut from the trial.

>top of hat in frame
Fraud

IT WAS OPIATE JOHNNY....WAIT NO....MAYBE IT WAS ACID JOHNNY?
>Ms Heard you said he was on MDMA
THEN IT WAS ECSTASY JOHNNY. DEFINITELY ECSTASY JOHNNY, THE MONSTER.

Mimic tear and hoarfrost stomp. Not ashamed at all

They keep bringing up MM

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youtube.com/watch?v=6LF7h9uyRlU

Holy shit how did she survive that???

ah shit. I thought it was brought up in the trial.

>the guy doesn't even remember anything his patient said
I hate therapists

Holy shit, he's just reading lines and having no idea what they're actually about.

It was cut
twitter.com/andysignore/status/1526960490219454464

So now we're examining some shrinks handwritten notes that even he can't understand or remember

Marilyn Manson is canceled right now so associating him with Depp as hard as possible is supposed to make Depp look bad.

let's go marilyn

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They probably hung out with whoever was doing the most drugs in LA

yeah, they got to sign a fuck ton of paper most of which will end up in some archive and never see the light of day ever again so they just scribble to get it over quickly

Gary is on patrol in the monkeypox threads.

I've had some bad cold sores too, shame.

Oh, how terrible, she bit her lip - I am glad she recovered.

She bit her lip or got herpes from fucking 50 guys a year in Johnny's house.

this twitter account is shit, but the video is here
twitter.com/andysignore/status/1526960490219454464

Give me my policefu already you shit.

jesus. Money.

What's that? A cold sore from sucking dicks for roles?

I'd laugh if he pressed defamation charges.

If she had a split lip, she wouldn't be opening her mouth that wide because it hurts like a bitch and will reopen the wound. Discarded.

Exactly what I was thinking. Motherfuckers tripping if they think I'm gonna tell everything about my life to some snake just so he can label me, put me on some list and throw me under the bus in the future if necessary.

I was this user . thank you frens for the extra love. I'll do my best for others and make the day suck a lil less for strangers when I can.

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something tells me LA celebrity therapists don't actually listen to their patients

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IT'S TIME

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you're right her lips are quite big she might be a nigger

It’s hilarious because if a juror doesn’t know who depp is, they really aren’t going to know a has been rocker from the 90s. They’re going for the evil boogeyman thing but Brian is by some accounts a pretty chill dude even when he’s coked out.

Nicely done user. I don't know her name

>is this about anger Johnny had towards Amber?
NOPE.

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fuck me

you got your (you)'s will you shut the fuck up now?

Sounds about right.

>JD shaking his head at everything the therapist is saying from his notes he wrote down from conversations with him

She got so high she put the wrong end of the joint in her mouth.

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>but Brian is by some accounts a pretty chill dude even when he’s coked out.
I too watched Michael Moore movies!

Rolleroo

Anytime fren.

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The pig need a minute

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you might as well circle the other side. there's nothing there.

Every. Single. Time. No one didn't leach of Johnny. Must be a horrible existence.

>The Marilyn Manson loving, Hollywood pedo guy is /ourlad/!!!

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I used to work with someone who was once a doctor's assistant. You could hand her a line with a few wobbles and she could reproduce a whole sentence from it.

>shit with my girl
what did he mean by this?

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I'm sorry

wow rude

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test

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If that was cut, I wonder how many other affair related testimony heard's lawyers blocked from surfacing.
Maybe she was a whore?

if i was on the jury i would decide in favour of the side that subjected me to the least amount of these fucking video depositions

Yes he is

is it literally just more Deppositions until the end of the day again

teacupyorkiebros...

kek

>Wow being an actor, that's hard huh?
>anyway that's $800, see you on Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday for another set of double sessions

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did the Any Forums jannies ban you again?

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Nice try, Amber Heard's PR team. You cannot win here.

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Most of the time Ambers lawyers fucked up her case with the video depositions. I cannot figure out why the fuck you would bring on Adam Waldman and let him get in ON YOUR OWN QUESTION that Amber was under investigation for perjury, and essentially outline the entire hoax for the jurors including referencing witnesses that weren't even allowed IN this fucking trial.
It's the single most retarded thing I think I've ever seen a lawyer do to their own client.

The guy is stumbling over his own notes. I'd be shaking my head too, if I had paid the guy.