What's the surprise?

the intel they got from azov in mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5h736o.MP4

8D chess move would be to surrender to Finland
Then blame this whole disaster on them

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>Sir, the invasion of Ukraine is a complete failure
>Fuck it, lets try next door instead
>Didn't we already try that a while back?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP

Oh shit, the ruskies found out about that? Damn... It's all ogre now.

Nukes at the border

Never forget that their solution to older conscripts rapeing the new ones was to shorten the time to just one year.

btw the Polish PM announced a few hours ago that Poland will send its forces to Finland and Sweden in case of a Russian attack

Didn't UK also state something like that?
Anyway, there's no way Russians will do shit, even if Finalnd didn't get any support I don't see them winning shit on a second front.

Because it was mostly conscript on conscript rape. With 2nd year soldiers abusing first year soldier. That's what you get for conscripting prisoners and drug addicts

>two more weeks
>trust the plan
>Finland. Surprise.
>Z.

What's the flagship of the Baltic Fleet?

They don't even need to, Finns have a modern NATO standard mil already and would curb stomp Vladniggers.

Conscription terms were reduced to one year. They get around to rape and prostitution a lot sooner now.
Wouldn't want to fall behind on annual HIV infections.

The surprise is that they have no problem with Finland becoming partners of NATO.

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Nastoychivy
Its been sitting in either port or refit since about 2015

Let's say they go complete bonkers and try for some kind of military intervention. Not Helsinki, because that's obviously out of reach, but they decide that as a demonstration they quickly seize some border town. Realistically what forces are there to use without conscription? Are there even any combat worthy professional forces left?

they don't need to, they just wanna get in on the action

Nah, its a bit more 'between the lines' kind of passive aggressive not a problem. Sort of like if you buy a new lawnmower before you buy your wife new curtains or a bathroom refit.
>no problem
>means- you have problem now

Now Russia has proved its not worth a pinch of shit though in conventional warfare, its just a little bitch threat

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WINTER WAR 3 LET'S GOOOOOO

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Yeh, theirs 20 British tanks and a few hundred soldiers are doing exercise there now. Any Finns have any pics from Arrow 22?

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>Nazis besieging Belgorod and Volgograd.
>Finns besieging Petroskoi and St Petersburg.
just like the old times

Finland lost the Winter War.

>

finland had to quickly sue for peace after the soviets broke through the last finnish defensive line and were gunning for vyborg

fins did well and saved their country, which is a win, but it came at a cost

>(You)

Russia already has nuclear-capable Iskander and Iskander-K near Finland, easily within firing range of all of Finland's territory. They also very likely have NBC warheads stored for them in the vicinity. As for ICBMs, there's no point in moving them to the Finnish border.

>be country of 3.7 mil
>have reasonably favorable outcome in a war against a country of 170 mil
no fucking shit it came at a cost.
It’s still incredibly humiliating for russia.

Kursk II, based in Königsberg

countries cannot be humiliated as they are inanimate objects

>be crewmember of Kursk II
>these guys signed up for a sequel
I guess these guys didn’t see the first installment of that franchise, huh

The Ukraine feint was successful, most NATO ordnance is there now.

But Russia doesn't NEED Ukraine, Finland was the real target all along!

Image related - proof of nazis in Finland.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dqDqvKYDv9M

Countries are not inanimate objects, they are constructs of the mind.

>The Ukraine feint was successful, most NATO ordnance is there now.
Wow I did nazi that coming.

Countries are not objects, they are concepts. You humiliate a country by undermining whatever the concept projects outwards, thus contributing towards a crisis of belief in the real people who support the concept.

IIRC only 80th Arctic Mechanized Brigade in Alakurtti and some random units such as AA around st. Petersburg. Pretty much everything else has been (at least parts of them) on an adventure in various fronts of Ukraine.

It's gonna be cool when Finland gets Karelia back. Dumbass Russians haven't done anything with the land but produce krokodil and put up those dumbass tram cars everywhere

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Probably something like this: youtube.com/watch?v=bRkfDMChzlI&ab_channel=DontYouWorryAboutQuotes

Maybe they should utilize military actions rather than military 'surprises'.

>polish helps isn't needed to kill russians
user you don't understand..

Karelia is a Russian-infested shithole, so I'm not sure Finland even wants it. It'll be like East Germany, but 100x worse.

But now USA is on the cool side

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>we don't NEED to capture entire Finland like Baltics, Finnish Democratic Republic was just a feint

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They're going to surprise Finland by asking to be annexed by them. Begging if necessary.

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This is the most realistic map so far, well done user

Heh, Russia is shaped like a headcrab now

>most NATO ordnance is there now.
NATO actually pulled a double feint and has regrouped material in Finland under the guise of the ongoing Hockey World Championship that Russia is banned from.
Yuri got keikakupukkuu'd

Maybe they're baking a cake. How the fuck should I know?

Always has been.

Can't wait to find out what the surprise is.

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Thanks. The goal was to be "realistic".

>Where is Sarmat!?
>Where is it !?

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Karelia is full of slavs and was destroyed by commies
They dont want it back

nice fan fiction

>80 yo joke

60k Finns (or Finnic) live there. And only 500k Russians. It is salvagable.

Actually, I'm time-traveler form the year 2032 and this is what future looks like.

Countries aren't objects, they are not things of a physical nature. Just because someone sets some borders on a map doesn't not make a country an object.
They are concepts people believe, they are immaterial.

This is Dumashit, isn't it? IIRC Putin's official statement is that he doesn't really care.

>Putin's official statement is that he doesn't really care
Nah thats his cope. Why make threats about Finland joining nato before then being like "oh don't really care, cool for them I guess" once they announce their plans to join?

Putin's official statement was to stop attacks on Azovstal.
Duma does only what Putin wants. Make no mistake.

Tell that to Indians or Chinese....

The humilliation maybe is not real, but the butthurt...

thx for the ideas
redoing my bathroom now

Lavrov's press secretary, answering the question from a Finnish newspaper "what are the military-technical actions you mentioned previously going to be like, and when can we expect them?"

Bongs signed deals with Finland and Sweden for mutual defence until NATO done. Then Denmark, Norway and Sweden said they'd help Finland and same but for Sweden. Then USA said it would 'assist' Finland and Sweden, which doesn't 100% mean boots on the ground, might just be air support or something.

tl;dr Russia would get yote.

Why is the Karelian Isthmus not part of Finland? I mean, they renamed most towns and repopulated it with Slav immigrants with no connection to the region, but how is that different from the rest of Karelia?

kek

The land is still good, you can bulldoze the rotting nigger huts and round the stragglers up to deport them back to monkedom. In cattle cars as a nice homage to their own chimpouts under grand monke Stalin.

Frankly this "NOBODY wants vatnig clay" is starting to smell like another brand of cheap vladnigger copium. "see, everything we touch is so shit nobody wants it! Checkmate HATO nazi pigs!"

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>"Assist" could mean as little as air support
It probably means more sanctions/Intel and maybe ship them some weapons. We're assisting Ukraine.

Becasue I was lazy to redraw borders for such a small piece of land tbqh.

Kuril Islands should go to Japan, as should Sakhalin t b h.

user, look again...

>such a small piece of land
But that's the most important piece.

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ungrateful arrogant snowfag microstates aren't getting into NATO though

Sorry user. Ingria gets Karjalankannas this time.

yurocucks have no military though

Russians acting up again? This looks like a job for the SKELETON CREW!

reminder that euros deserve to be genocided by russians and america was mistaken to ever save them all in WW2

funny thing is that redfish is russian propaganda machine for lefties and bounkertroons

swedes be like yeah we funded the nazis and pretended afterwards we didn't like them (REMINDER THAT ALL WESTERN EUROPEANS SUPPORTED THE GENOCIDE OF JEWS IT WAS ___NOT____ GERMANY ALONE IT WAS EVERY SINGLE YURO) and then be like we wuzz moral superpower *funds terrorism*

Neither does Russia, so what?

they have nukes
you yurocucks have none
we should let them nuke you

lmao

based

inb4 he larps as a bong or frog, their arsenal is pathetic
t. PLEASE SAVE US AMERICA

Back to Any Forums, schizo.

yes comrade american, I am john americanski from texas oblast and I support you

>REMINDER THAT ALL WESTERN EUROPEANS SUPPORTED THE GENOCIDE OF JEWS
i wish europoors were still cool. at what point did they turn into the massive faggots they are today?

The French and Brits have nukes, perhaps not as many as Russia but they sure as shit work, the same cannot be said of Russia.

About the same time America started deepthroating jews 24/7

why do the Poles want to start WW3 so bad

do they think they can finally win one?

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>Countries aren't objects, they are not things of a physical nature

if countries are not of a physical nature, how do they have physical borders?

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Fucking up Russia is not WW3. World war needs to be global conflict. Calm down.

>if countries are not of a physical nature, how do they have physical borders?
they dont

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That bitch has aged three years in the last three months

They kinda won WW1. Or at least all three empires occupying Polish lands lost the war and ended up ceding territory to Poland. Even though they fought on different sides of the war.

The funny thing is pre-WW1 Polish politics was dominated by groups going "let's support Russia / Germany / Austria, beat the other two powers in some Great War and unite Poland within the empire we supported, then push for autonomy within that empire!". And then all three empires fell apart at the same time so every group was wrong.

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what? UK and France have nukes you retard.

Just get rid of the Russians.

tiny pathetic nukelets only, and you dont have the balls to use them without American Approval.
America, Russia and China are the Only Soverign Nations

>Russia surrenders to Finland
>Finland annexes Russia
>Finland now shares a land border with North Korea
>the FINNO-KOREAN HYPERWAR reignites, Putin's crimes are utterly forgotten in a new war that ravages the entire solar system

Wanna test this theory out?

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>say thing
>get told retard
>w-w-well *sniff*
again, you're a retard. also what makes you sure russia and china would use their nukes? or pakistan? or india? or israel? or north korea?

you're a fucking clueless retard

ah yes another "PLEASE SAVE US NATO" wojak
sit down, vassal - you speak when spoken to

You literally spoke to him, mongoloid. Lmao

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Eat my asshole, my poop is extra chunky today

That's part of the new Distributed Sodomy program to get as many cumscripts through initial break-in as practical at the cost of that extra year of ass. The year will be recouped from survivors at call-up, Ivanka Siswet, spokeswoman for VD said in an interview.

That spark still exists, just ask any Euro about Gypsies.

>proven wrong about euro countries not having nukes
>doesn't even reply to the posts, just whines incoherently about NATO
Pathetic.

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Except Pilsudski, although initially he did support the Austrians

TALVISOTA: THE SEQUEL

Lmao the dirt under their feet is still there, and the desire to conquest for lebensraum will always exist, they're only making a case that extermination is the only option

>In Soviet Finland, Jews put Nazis in the shower!

>Goalpost shifting and incoherent whining
Typical vatnigger

If you had bordered Russia for 1200 years of their bullshit you would be willing to risk WW3 to be rid of them too.

:^)

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>Russia is a nerdy calculator faggot
>USA is a badass cowboy skeleton

This is a joke right

>a near 10% jump in population
>all russians
nope. nope, nope, nope

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Probably atmospheric nuclear test.

First time in many years, and just good for propaganda, which is all russia has left.

You don't have to give them citizenship

Remember when fr*nce tried to surrender on behalf of Ukraine?

>I'm time-traveler form the year 2032

everyone knows the earth is destroyed in 2030 after an artificial black hole is created by CERN that continues to grow until the earth is consumed

>He doesn't know about the multi-verse operation in 2029
ngmi

No, CERN creates a time machine first and controls society with an iron fist before that happens

Where is West Alaska?

Not sure how you can make us look better

>Uncle Sam is a cowboy skeleton backed up by his well-dressed skeleton bros from other influential countries
Is that supposed to make 'Murrica look bad?

Finland was the real target all along!
>1 year from now
>we never planned to take over Ukraine and Finland
>It was simply to drain NATO from weapons
>Our real target has always been Mongolia!
>We massively outnumber them in spearmen

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SURPRISE AIDS

i wouldn't mind living in a society run by scientists. it can't be worse than what we currently have unless they're mad scientists that want to do human centipede type shit

I would have nasty conscript sex with every one of those men.

>CERN creates a time machine first and controls society with an iron fist before that happens
Fuck yeah, technocracy here we go

Human CERNtipede. Don’t ask.

They will surprise everyone by doing absolutely nothing.

Failed shills

>although initially he did support the Austrians
He was actively an Austrian agent (which is very clear since there are ample records of his contacts with his HK-Stelle superiors) up until July 1917, after which the Germans had him arrested. Him ever actually turning on the Austrians prior to their collapse is a post-war propaganda invention.

Out of interest, what are the odds of the Burgers doing a sneaky little landgrab across the Bering if the Russian Federation were to fragment? Or even the Leafs for that matter. The Arctic Circle is only going to become more valuable as the ice melts and trade routes start to stay open all year round.

The surprise is that she's actually a man?