/jdt/ - @JamesfromCourt edition

this is DAY 4 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 19)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions
Whitney, Heard's sister, testified very quickly and all we learned is that bitches love cocaine
now we're back to the video depositions

Today we're going to have another mix of video depos and live witnesses but we don't yet know in what amounts
it's been all video depositions so far

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=I1QViH5oja0

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=Lw4OljZGtfU

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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who the fuck is this faggot and why is he relevant?

This guy must be rich af

Fascinating stuff

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For me it's Keira

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Social Media Forensic expert.
I hope he isn't here to talk about tweeting the op-ed.

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This guy a fag?

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He is literally going to be talking about tweets
An impressive amount of shit he's done and he'll be talking about twitter

>well linux-
>IN ENGLISH, GOD DAMNIT

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*sips*

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THIS GUY IS 300 IQ AND IS SO SMART HE'S COMMUNICATING THROUGH TELEKINISIS!

NO NEED FOR TALKING FOR YOU DUMBASS PLEBS!

/q/ CHADS WW@

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a Any Forumsentleman

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>no further questions

"DIGITAL EXPERT"
he's gonna be "used" to say that the photos from AH cannot be fake and they must be real

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They’re qualifying him as a “digital expert” probably gonna pull some kike trick to confuse the jury about some Twitter bullshit

DON'T YOU DARE SAY SHIT ABOUT JAVA YOU BLOODY BLOOD BASTARD BITCH

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So he's a guy just leeching money by "consulting" and appearing in trials?

Have you tried tuning it off and on again

this guy is mr. smart

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Why are YOU not using UNIX yet user?

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Actually he might be here to say Depp hasn't suffered on social media or that Heard has herself (as part of her countersuit).

And this is why we bully nerds, lads

>meanwhile in johnny's server room

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>REDDIT
WE DID IT

REDDIT
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>no Any Forums
THIS GUY IS A FRAUD

What do we gotta do Tone, actually see him get plugged in the port?

>analyzing data from social media

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Keira Knightly has a manly face but a decent body. Most importantly she knows how to be alluring. Would.

>reddit named
4cucks B T F O

REDDIT MENTIONED

WHERE'S Any Forums

NOT SO IMPORTANT NOW HUH

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yeah im thinkin hes a fag

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>I'm not taking sides
>but I was hired by Ambers side :)

fucking kek you can't be serious

this guy is sus as fuck. if he was so smart then why would he need to take on a job as expert witness?

>Twitter analyst

It's because Any Forumsizens are repulsed by females.

I used to use Ubuntu but then I realized I wasn't a fag so I should stop and go back to windows xp.

REDDIT EXPERT
VERY SERIOUS

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We get it, this fag knows computers, what is he here for?

More trap bussy and pp edition.
jigex.com/feagm
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cause I have work to do and bitches to fuck, NERD

>WHERE'S Any Forums
We had our own mallshooter a couple days ago man.

he worked for reddit AND twitter? holy mackeral this guy is a mega-expert

I'd say the exact opposite

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BOTS!!!!! BOTS! EVERYWHERE!
BOUGHT BY JOHNNY DEPP!!!
BOTS!!!

>not using Temple OS
It's literally God's operating system, faggot.

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If this guy is such an expert, can they have him ANALYZE the photoshop

fucking gross, where did the cool Johnny Depp puzzle maker go?

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Oh shit lets go

VOIR DIRE
SCHNELL BTFO

already bored with this guy, thank god johnny's lawyer stepped in

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Get raked

Lol

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>can we be Amber Heard your honour?

Yes. There were tons of those immoral pieces of shit in the Chauvin trial.

Any Forums

oh no elaine won an objection

>Any Forums talking about farming karma on reddit to push his narratives

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The fuck?
We are already on cross? I left for 5 minutes.
Reposting.

Is this gonna be about twitter bots

>be a genius working and doing computer shit all his life
>gets his money being an expert at twitter tweets for trials

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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What is even the point of this? He's just gonna say that bots have been saying that Amber is a hoe, but then what? He won't be able to prove who made or sent the bots.

whats vwa-deer?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhh...

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>YOUR HONOR WE MOVE TO DISQUALIFY THIS EXPERT

CAN JD’S LEGAL TEAM BE ANY MORE BASED KEKKEKEKEK

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Who's going to be our Any Forums expert on the stand?

Mr. Schnell vs. Mr. Sneed?

What sort of questions did Amber team ask?

They are only establishing him as an expert, he hasn't testified to anythiung yet

No, questioning the witness as an expert for some reason.

I like titties

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IT'S A BULLSHIT QUESTION

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Goddamnit, checked but I miss doing cool Depp puzzles. I don't want to play tranny puzzles.

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I think they were gonna challenge/critique his expert status but don goofed

>the "alright" guy is doing the cross again
deppbros its over for us

Dude's a fucking billionaire.

If you were a billionaire, wouldn't you like your job title to be "Expert at Shitposting"?

I would.

His last name literally means fast in german.

Mr Snrub

boorrinnnggg

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Oh, alright. Thanks.

>works in bell labs
>literally creates today's computer infrastructure
>talks about social media

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>technobabble
yeah the jury is going to love this witness huh

Camille!

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I worked for an engineer who did forensic and expert reports. It pays VERY WELL.

man, this is really scrapping at the bottom of the barrell.

do I have to check the "early life section"

wait is this a credibility hearing? or is the jury there? that was way too fast

>first i used the "search api"

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this guys a pussy ass incel, bring a real guest up

>Segway Polo forward
What a fag

she is so fucking cute

>It's about the Waldman stuff
They already fucked up by not getting Waldman to say he posted on Depp's behalf. I bet the hashtag is AmberTurd.

I'd want my job title to be Aspiring Necromancer & Lord of Darkness or something fun like that.

Why is it always Jews who are 14-year-old professors and billionaires?

What's in their DNA that makes this happen?

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>miami
Objection, Your honor, this man is exceptionally jewish.
t.miami resident

you guys told me Any Forums were fucking losers but look at this chad

With a bot you can megapint wherever you want

It was expert qualification like what they did for the psychologists. I agree it went kind of fast and that's why they tried to counter it.

No other group is allowed to become 14-year old professors

Their DNA is exploiting the superior white race.

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this fucking faggot basically made a search on twitter

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TELL US THE HASHTAGS

You only get those jobs if you're a kike piece of shit.

>betabux
>chad

not how it works fella

He has the fuck my shit up hair cut though. That takes off like 15 chad points.

>it's a bot testimony

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>to find tweets that were negative towards miss heard
Kek. They needed an expert for THAT?

HOLY FUCK BROS IS MUSK AND JOHNNY WORKING TOGETHER GIVEN THE TIMING OF ALL THE ARTICLES DISCREDITING TWITTER AS MOSTLY BOTS KNOWING IT WILL DISCREDIT THIS GUY?

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Depp lawyer went to voir dire in regards to his expert status but started off with a question about Twitter hashtags that the judge thought was unrelated to his expert status.

HASHTAG AMBER TURD IS GOING TO BE MENTIONED

Digits and...
>Johnny wins
>Jack Sparrow returns in Pirates of the Caribbean and the Holy Grail
>by the end we find out that the Holy Grail is actually the Mega Pint Jack has been drinking from the whole movie

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There's that South Korean super genius guy, but then he quit and went back to South Korea to become a hermit NEET.

deppsisters it's over
he used twitter bots to slander queen amber

>chad

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>Super majority
Thank god it wasnt a mega majority

such a shame that this untalented narcissistic trash bag had to destroy his career....
he was making pretty good movies.

(((sentiment analysis)))

ROLL FOR AMBER TURD

So Johnny sets up bots in his spare time?

You dropped this.

based

Johnny already said he is never working with Disney again.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

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I want hugs gimme hugs mommy

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This made this trial very gay and stupid and made me question why I'm watching it. I now hope all of the people inside die as they are all rich drug addicts

The hacker known as Any Forums is behind this?

got a bit confused by that comment, i was going to say thats way out of order lmao
I leave for 2 minutes to make coffee and depps are talking lol

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Nope he was ultra conservative Catholic with a shit ton of children who were athletes

Biggest plot twist of this trial will be Musk ENTERING and going against Amber.

TRUE RANDOMNESS

>every tweet about amber was negative
lol, she's genuinely counter-suing for being perceived as a cunt

>truly selected at random
doubting

This guy sucks at explaining shit
An API is simply using the site without the public UI you have direct access to the data and server

Also will Elon Musk finally be called in rebuttal to talk about Twitter bots, boning Amber heard and giving her his seed to procreate

>TRUE randomness algorithm

I thought such "true" randomness was impossible? Even "rando number generator" isn't "TRUE" randomness.

Math nerds please respond.

>"was one of the hashtags involving a turd?"

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WHERE IS THE SOURCE CODE YOU BASTARD

This guy is a genius.

Amber already went full schizo and claimed it was a conspiracy against her by Depp

this outcome you mention would make the trial hyper kino

>If they are chosen in THIS universe
What does he know?

I hate this kikes face

So he's a tech billionaire? Hmmm, wonder if Amber knows how to wrap her fingers around those types..

ANONS ANYTHING GOOD TODAY? WAS GONE ALL MORNING WHY IS THIS CURRENT WITNESS SO JEWISH?

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So it'a a "public opinion" testimony

MEPOO

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Nice try poor kike

>I search hitler on twitter and most of the tweets was negative
IT MUST BE BOTS

Unless the tweet is
>Just beat the shit out of Amber
What's this supposed to prove?

there was two other video depositions, one with a lawyer other one with a AI. not very eventful so far

show the hash tags

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The poor jury oh my god. They're really going into shitpost burner twitter accounts being a russian bot conspiracy

>in this universe
WDHMBT?

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Johnny is the Hacker Known As Any Forums!

this nigga has the hair kek

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with all the basement dweller linux autists watching right now this guy better not make a single mistake

wow, what a wonderful witness. expert on hashtags and tweets.

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that bed spread never had pussy juice on it

This is not relevant to the defence in the slightest, this just opens up the chance for Depp's team to present examples of negative tweets from before 2020. This is countersuit shit

AMBER LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH IN BETWEEN COURT RECESSES

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what a waste of a great mind analyzing tweets

also
>code review on his "program"?

His name is Schnell but he sure takes his long ass time.

i mean math randomness and computer randomness are different things.

as in applied vs theory.

This guy is more credible then the Google trends guy form Depps side.

RUDE HASHTAGS

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HE MADE A CHART
IT'S OVER DEPPSISTERS

there are sources of truly random numbers one can use for an algorithm rather than rely on a pseudo random number generator

>#WeJustDontLikeYouAmber

eheheh

>Unix...it's bussin

So he was not on anyone's side or hired by anyone...but he just happened to make research about negative tweets about Amber?

#amberturd

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checked and kekd

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#AMBERTURD

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occams razor would suggest that people are just interested in it
but yeah nah dude
it's an entire network of bots
we're basically roko's basilisk

>these are the negative hashtags

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>AMBERTURD
HAHAHAHAH

there is no true random programming you FUCKING RETARD.

Agreed. The google trends guy was terrible kek.

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Not impossible just impractical
Explained here if interested: stepik.org/lesson/31402?unit=11707

I wish she's apparently way too narcissistic for that. She lives in her fantasy world.

Bro do you not see all the yarn on the right? You think I fucking crochet? There’s been plenty here including one of Amber’s turds

>#AmberTurd
HAHAHAHA MY SIDES

He's about to kick open the court doors any moment now

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So he is just looking for specific hashtags? Why is this shit relevant?
What's stopping him from adding "#DEPPISAFUCKFAGGOT" and saying that because it has no results that means he has no negative press?

nice try at what lol? exposing you as a faggot? thought you would be cool posting your incel habitit? lmao.

dry dick incel

Shut up NERD I don't get it.

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>Sum of AmberTurd

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#amberturd will never die

It's over for Depp after this witness. Cannot argue with cold hard facts and data.

>amber turd
>someone was fucking paid to search for this