Why can't you just make your own baby formula with a blender?

Why can't you just make your own baby formula with a blender?
I wouldn't trust that processed shit in stores.

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my ex wife gave our baby Karo syrup when she ran out of formula

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We used to use goats milk for this

Please stop being antisemitic.

I really hope this isn't true...

it is true.. she was on PCP at the time

This. Wouldn't goat milk with some crushed vitamins, lecithin, some form of protein and some probiotics works better than corn syrup, s o y and sugar??

what are the mammary glands for?

shouldn't she be breastfee-
hm. maybe not.

Lechitin is only used as a stabilizator user.... So the shit doesn't separate or to prevent clumps from forming.

Your women have been cursed to become sterile abominations who can't even take care of themselves. It's obvious. Otherwise you wouldn't be feeding babies corn syrup and sugar.

Good luck finding the corn solids lmao

But yes whey, probiotics (would replace with dried kefir curds though or dried cottage cheese) and needed vitamins

A gallon?

getting wet is based

Corn is fucking gay, it's literally in everything

Lecithin is the greatest natural memory boost there is. And besides, can't you use a blender?

>Lebanese
>Calling anyone else cursed

or you could just use BIG MILKY TITTIES
MOMMY MAMMARIES
MILK FACTORIES
BABY BOUNCERS
FACE HUGGERS
DINNER BELLS
BIG FAT MILKY CHEST HAMS
and use them how they were intended.

I'm as Lebanese as you are white.

Why not just make your own baby formula?

You HAVE to feed your kids the goyslop, Shlomo's profits are down.

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you're american that is part of your natural diet, good for her in taking the initiative.

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It's not like they are going to give it to you.

1800-RENT-A-TITTY
this

T-that's amazing. No wonder Mutts are retards. They never even had a chance

the baby lived.. just a little pudgy

Stupid fuck open your eyes
He's a nigger from chad

They're not real Americans, they're Amerikikes or Americattle

you can, formula is just vitamins, sugar and protein

babies can only process specific types of proteins though so you gotta be scientific about it

You can, it just needs to be a liquid with the right ratio of fat, protein, carbs, vitamins, etc.
Or you can up the protein if you want your baby to see some sick gains.