/jdt/ - Tim Burton edition

this is DAY 4 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 19)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions
Whitney, Heard's sister, testified very quickly and all we learned is that bitches love cocaine
now we're back to the video depositions

Today we're going to have another mix of video depos and live witnesses but we don't yet know in what amounts

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=I1QViH5oja0

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=Lw4OljZGtfU

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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this guy is fucking it up, isn't he?

When your friend for 40+ years that you've been drug friends with says you've been using TOO much drugs, that's saying something.

for who?

how i be starin at mfs

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr. Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>objection...it's your witness
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>It's good light
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>what if any
>"what if any" is not the cure-all
>I'm trying, I'm trying
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>Magnum Bottle
>her perfect ass left a perfect imprint on the couch
>Marilyn Manson is just a weird being
>skeleeetal

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Ever noticed that literally all of Amber's friends are freeloading parasites who offer no actual worth to society, much like herself?

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yeah he seems really genuine and easy going, which backs up his comments about Amber always being nice to him
he's convincing

Check these

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Wait is THAT whi this guy is?

They chef guy was great.

that's everyone in hollywood pretty much

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really makes you hmmm

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she probably sucked him off

yeah it was pretty obvious from the start

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none of these witnesses ever saw any physical abuse from depp to heard.

so crazy she was beat within an inch of her life so many times, and no one saw - not even doctors that she thought she didn't need to go see

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Checked

>Marilyn Manson fucking people over with drugs that are drug abusers
b-but what about my heckin smart wholesome and 200IQ Manson I saw on the Micheal Moore movies?

Why would Disney offer JD alpacas, when Llamas are the superior animal?
Literally virgin vs chad tier

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Most people have said Heard was perfectly friendly, even all of Depp's witnesses. She works behind closed doors when she knows she can work her manipulation.

Kawaii

HEY HEY YOU FUCKING DID IT

he is also a liar

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Checked and imposterpilled

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Same for Johnnys friends

You're a fucking idiot

>Mr Drew, did you see Mr Depp strike Miss Heard?
>No
>Did Mr Depp ever throw a phone at Miss Heard?
>No
>Did Mr Depp ever call Miss Heard a whore or slut?
>Only if she deserved it
>Did she deserve it, in your opinion?
>Absolutely
>How would you describe Amber Heard?
>Cringe
>How would you describe Johnny Depp?
>Based
>"Based", Mr Drew?
>Exceedingly

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>blazin on camera

based

>Elon 3 way with Cara and Amber

Kinda based.

Agreed

even in the face of all this abuse over a long period of time, she never manages to record it. crazy.

wtf

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his mistake was taking the word of a woman

he is convincing
he's chill, even

Al Pacino is a chill dude
why can't you be more like Al Pacino?

Is it OK/acceptable to curse in court when it's not quoting evidence?

Johnny's friends aren't testifying about pictures that clearly and obviously depict physical abuse so bad "[she] didn't know [she] would survive"

Jordan Peterson has seen better days

Love will guide us towards the truth, bros

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He has the face of a strongman....stuck on a söyboys body

Amberbros fear the samurai.

would

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>"Mrs Heard, is it true that you called Johnny a, and I quote you here, 'little crybaby'?"
>"That's correct"
>"And you hit him afterwards, correct?"
>"Well, I was defending myself, he was hitting me and I-"
>"Miss Heard! Miss Heard, I am asking if you hit Mr Depp after calling him a baby. You hit him, didn't you?"
>"Yes, I hit him"
>"You hit him after calling him a baby?"
>"That's correct"
>"You like doing that? You like hitting babies? You hit babies often?"
>"W-what? N-no, it's not- I-I didn't mean he's literally a baby, I was uhh"
>"DID YOU HIT MY BABY, MISS HEARD?! DID YOU HIT MY FUCKING BABY JOHNNY?!"
>Camille lunges across the courtroom and starts strangling Amber Heard, shaking her back and forth
>"YOU STRANGLED MY BABY! YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL MY SWEET BABY JOHNNY YOU BITCH!"
>Amber can be faintly heard gurgling, "AHHH I'M BEING STRANGLED AND I'M GOING TO DIE OH NO"
>Judge bursts out laughing, everyone in the courtroom starts clapping and chanting "Go Camille! It's your birthday!"
>Johnny leans over to his lawyer, lawyer leans in with him
>"This shit you gave me mate... it's fucking fantastic"
>Lawyer is confused and whispers, "It's uhh, it was just a mint, Mr Depp"
>Johnny doesn't hear him, "what's that mate?"
>"Mint", Lawyer replies
>Johnny grins and says, "yes it is, mate. yes it is"
>Camille holds up Amber's limp corpse in triumph with a big smile, looking over at Johnny
>the crowd goes wild
>Johnny gives her a thumbs up and thinks to himself, "fucking mint"

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Faceblind

Do you reach, man?

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DUNKACCINO

claim your Depp

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No
I accidentally said fuck in court and they were about to arrest me and I was like SORRY SORRY SORRY THAT SLIPPED OUT
the judge was like okay don't do it again
shit was scary

Yeah, it's a shame they all took advantage of Johnny's generous nature

Amber whispered fuck when she was 'reliving' abuse.

Just got here. Who's this guy?

checked

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They got together because there both terrible at acting

Bruce Wikind

his testimony was the most honest out of everyone's, and it still depicts Amber being a lying cunt

I like it when he lets his hair down and he looks like the guy from The Secret Window
that's very appropriate

Amber poop expert

Ex friend of Depp
Friendship ended with Johnny.

Checked , here have a mega pint

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Did they literally just splice in a 3-second clip of him vaping?

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Why do these femitards always have this air of entitled smugness about them

heard sure hangs around with degenerate trash.

>Friendship ended with Johnny.
NOW AMBER IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND

Thanks frens

When he got pegged she said hello to his chocolate blend.

>"Mrs Heard if I could direct your attention to number nine zero zero one. Can you tell me what this is appears to be?"
>"Uhh, it looks to be logs for text messages between two people... I don't know who they are"
>"They're my logs Mrs Heard. Mine and Johnny's."
>"O-oh..."
>"Can you please tell us what it says, Mrs Heard?"
>"Uhh, ok? Uhm, it says, uhm, Johnny says here, that uh, that he loves you deeply. And it says he loves you more than he ever loved Amber, uhh, me, uhh and then uhh. It says that your pussy is much tighter and Amber's, uh, mine, my pussy is huge, I have a gaping abyss of a hole between my legs. That's what it says there"
>"No further questions your honor"

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18 or 1

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Do you think someone like Depp, who allows all kinds of addicts freeload on him, could control a Llama? The Llama might end up wtih all rights to his property and finances. That aside, Alpaca's are extremely fluffy.

missed that did he testify to seeing heard do cocaine?

>Checked , here have a mega pint
No you, pas besoin de me remercier

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a lawyer at the top of her field, kicking ass on the largest stage her profession can offer, possibly fucking the most eligible bachelor on the planet while defending him in court

bruh she's won

she can be smug all she wants

>Depp's Lawyer goes up to cross examine Amber Heard
>"Miss Heard, are you a fucking cunt?"
>Judge can be heard chuckling off screen
>"U-u-uhh, w-what?", Amber Heard stumbles, confused, looking around
>"Objection your honor", Depp's Lawyer says
>"What's the objection?"
>"She's being a fucking bitch your honor"
>Entire courtroom erupts in laughter, even Heard's lawyers are chuckling
>Judge laughs loudest and yells "AMBER TURD!"
>"Wait, no, what? what is going on?" Amber says, beginning to cry
>Judge starts shouting, "you're a bitch! a fucking slut! whore!"
>"No! No no no! This can't be happening! I'm in control here!" Amber starts shouting and gets up
>Crowd starts chanting as Amber breaks down crying "BITCH! WHORE! SLUT! CUNT!"
>Johnny, grinning, gets up and unbuttons his vest, then walks over to the Judge who hands him her gavel
>Johnny shows the gavel to the chanting crowd, who now start chanting "Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!"
>The Bailifs surround Amber and lift her onto the Judge's bench as the Judge makes room for Johnny
>Johnny starts hammering Amber in the face with the gavel over and over and over
>"Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!"
>After Amber's face is reduced to a bloody pulp, Johnny sits down and says "Justice is served!"
>The crowd starts clapping and hollering
>Johnny walks out of the courtroom, high fiving people, pointing finger guns at people because he's cool like that
>Amber's bloody, beheaded corpse is dumped in a backalley for homeless bums to sexually abuse

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witnessed, observed, 'mired

she's not fucking johnny, she's fucking OP

SHE WASTES SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>The Llama might end up wtih all rights to his property and finances.
KEK
that was really funny
well done
i lol'd

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>Yeah Depp did drugs
>No I didn't see him do anything to Amber
>yes everything about her abuse I just heard from her and nobody else
What's the point of these? It's the same for every single witness.

Can I just say one thing that I think is bullshit? The “marks” Amber got- I get the same shit when I stay up too late drinking ALONE. Mystery bruises, black eyes, cuts…

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stated and accepted

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Is that Chanley?

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they're everywhere

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It's not like not bringing anyone to defend her would be better. This is literally the best she has to offer.

So...basically this is just: Johnny is a druggie, but never saw anything violent, just normal jelously like in any relationship

It's getting irritating now. They all say the exact same thing, no new information has been divulged from any of these witness statements.

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by the way it all works even if amber doesn't have much we still have to go thru it
take it as an insight into the strength of her case
this is all she could get together

yes

He's disappointed in JD's cocaine use. I guess that's why JD dropped him as a friend.

Camille Vasquez

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So, this guy had the chance to observe Depp consuming drugs for multiple decades and he just testified that he couldn't see noticeable differences from his usual behaviours in a sober state. How could this witness help Turd's case which is entirely predicated upon the notion that drug abuse makes Depp's behaviour change to the extent that he becomes a completely different person, again?

These would all be useful if Heard wasn't such a fucking liar. She's her own worst enemy.

>claims she hadn't seen the title of the op-ed before this trial
>the title is in an image she posted
lol lmao
instagram.com/p/BrlgL-XgsV6/

When are we going back to live testimonies?

Man, what a pit of vipers.

Are we ready to admit Amber had nothing to do with the cut off finger? If she did that to him he would have got medical attention immediately, not paint all over the house with it.

this guy's got a sad story

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its not the marks

its the fact that she testified this picture was the day after she was beat "within an inch of my life"

no swelling, no redness, no bloodshot, and she covered it up with makeup to be invisible every time these beatings happened.

my pic unrelated, its not Amber

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feel bad for this guy desu

At some stage today

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>stabs Depp in the back and tries fucks him over in court
>"I don't understand why he would call me a snake and hate me"

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>no bro argument
>daughter argument, didn't show up to wedding
>friends trying to wrestling him away
>hated his testimony saying he did drugs/had a drinking problem
>didn't like to hear about his cocaine use

So that's the reason behind friendship falling apart.

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>Social media forensic expert

The facial expression of that Alpaca is so relatable.

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Johnny’s laughing over something.

I hope Johnny can become friends with this dude again

wait no cross on that witness?

>and he just testified that he couldn't see noticeable differences from his usual behaviours in a sober state.
Which is exactly what all of JDs staff and close friends said.

PUT YOUR MICROPHONE ON ELAINE

Tracy Jacobs, another video dep. Just kill me now.

>attorneys in charge of using microphones

So who was this guy? Also: check 'em

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What's the point of the police (((expert)))?

>i can't speak

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>Another video

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it was a deposition.

no fucking way this is a woman

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Thats a guy

>another tranny

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THEY STOLE MY VOICE YOUR HONOR

holy shit this lady is ugly

>alpaca makes a face
>SAME

party on wayne

how many fucking videos do they have. this is getting tiresome

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
Ha Ha HA

>we call the human frog to the stand

holy shit it's like a fish in human form

ahh right, didnt seem to show anything new what a waste of time

macaulay culkin vibes

>when did you represent Mr. Depp?

>when I was a man your honor

what a fuckin nerd this woman is lmao

Any Forums banned me for replying to an amber thread

If it's an XX woman she is quite the unfortunate one.

I'm dying of laughter
what the fuck is this

Holy shit it's legit a lady, but fucking hell she looks like a tranny.

She says she didn't read it, and you can't prove that she did unfortunately. She's basically saying she's tech illiterate every now and then but still knows how to publish a tweet and edit a photo

kek

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If you lie in court, that's perjury. What is he supposed to say? He didn't do drugs or had a drinking problem?

nice hair implant bro

>we call upon Edna Mode

No idea bro

>"was" you say? Objection

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that's a man

i guess just that he used drugs, not sure why that was important to show considering he admits that in his own direct. I think they just don't have enough good witnesses

This is the bad guy from any Pixar movie

unfortunately it's happening to a lot of you
in this instance and THIS INSTANCE ONLY
refugees are welcome

come watch the trial, we have comfy threads

Any Forums has unironic tranny jannies, I've been in the IRC server it's full of trannies ERPing with each other

they'll use Science to prove every bad tweet about amber came from Depp PR

Elaine?

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That guy had a cool look about him. Is it just me?

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>yes
fucking kek, kinda based ngl

>do you take any credit for that?
>yes
So she's bitter?

Ok this one could actually be important to the defamation stuff.
particularly to the career damage stuff.

Discredit the four police officers.

Don't insult Edna like that, she's adorable.

objection: gibberish

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This guy is definitely better than people who suck up to him and "want something from him". He's completely right. You don't need yes men around you sucking you off saying everything is okay and everything is perfect. You need a GOOD FRIEND to sit you down and tell you straight to your face you need to straighten your shit out.

What's wrong with that voice? It's somehow making me angry.

this ladys ego

Not witness at all?
If your best friend was in trouble would you testify in court and talk about all the times you did drugs and shit with him making him look bad for the entire world?

Who cares about two drugged ups retards who act on tv and at 50+ years old still can’t act like a normal adult. We have know since the 80s I was like 5 that Johnny is a drug addict faggot. I was 5z who care about this circus. 3 week trail for what? Lock them both up throw away the key society will be better off. I act look at me I act I act I act I pretend I’m a faggot. Die best option for both of u pretend drugged up heathen faggots.