Alberta Separation General

This is a thread to talk about how we are leaving the rotting structure known as "Canada" and how our in store prices will be posted in Ralphbucks.

As Always, Quebec can fuck off, and we are removing the nets so kids can catch pucks with their face, and turning it into a bloodsport again, with a minimum of 5 fights per period, with special BATTLE OF ALBERTA 5v5 brawls for double OT.

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This thread is a TOMBOY APPRECIATION ZONE.

Tomboys are to be respected and protecc'd at all costs.

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Best places to move to in AB?

The Ralphbuck.

The worlds first Gold/Labor backed currency tied to the price of Oil, not tradable for worthless Leaf money, the Ralphbuck is immune from inflation and all other jewish calvinball, if one ever needed "Canadian Money" they could trade one ralphbuck for a barrel of oil, drive to the border and sell it for about half a million CAD, then burn it infront of them and laugh because a loaf of bread is 250,000 CAD.

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I'd move to Alberta if I could

Depends entirely on what you do for work.
Pros and cons in Calgary/YEG.

Edmonton has gone to shit, calgary is quickly headed there but its mostly contained to the Ctrain and surrounding areas.

Pixie-cut Zombie Girl Gang, represent.

Thiccpremacist here.

I Just want a tomboy to crush my head like a water melon and bully me,bros. why does life have to be so unfair.

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Given that the Second Alberta Civil war will be over what Country song we have as our anthem, we should all take the time to appreciate the one song that makes us proud and long for the Days of lifted diesels and braaaaaaaap.

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very nice frog, fren

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Yes lads its very important we back the funny cowboy party.

WE ARE LEAVING. Adios Oootawah.

This Tomboy fights for your freedumbs

Why dont you fight for yours user?

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Its funny seeing how many places have Druthers papers now.

most truck stops down the Alaska highway too, kek.

Fuck Zogmerica, we can be our own country

Good. Druthers is based. I always have at least a dozen copies of every monthly.

Ive been keeping a copy of each one i get, i always ask for two, the spare goes in a white persons mailbox.