You can't make this shit up

You can't make this shit up

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>You can't make this shit up
Pun intended?

kys for posting about what zog media wants you to rot your brain with. stupid nigger. no one needs to know about this trash trial for NPCs. you're an npc nigger brains

didn't expect a burger to catch this

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You can't make this shit up

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Don't fuck around with glass.
Good lord that man will be dead in minutes.

Holy shit even the Vtubers are ripping on Amber Heard.

Portland is a hell on Earth.

I'd continue antagonizing him and keeping him distracted until he bleed out.

Im no doctor but thats gonna require some attention

Remember folks:
Any time from now on a woman ever whines about their spouse/gf/ex just say "Ok, Amber Heard."

Their roots are in the nigger. The American Revolution was fought to free the niggers. The Founding Fathers are nigger-loving niggers. Lincoln freed the niggers. The War on Drugs was fought to protect the niggers. The real world is in black and white and white people are evil oppressors and the nigger is a victim and a hero and everyone should be grateful. It’s the nigger way.

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Its easy to stop bleeding on an extremity but idk if doctors are capable of repairing severed arteries
Plus he probably has diseases in his blood anyways

Can someone make it a gif for an iphonefag

he punched the glass and then all of a sudden blood was splattered everywhere

So why didn't the lawyer do this?

it was squirting everywhere. he sliced the artery

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I would, but I don't have an iphone.

yeah his arm hooked inwards and the glass just totally sliced the inside of his bicep and elbow
That makes me so uncomfortable to see

So just let him bleed out. Self-solving problem. All it cost was some glass, and some cleaning supplies. Or not even those, you could leave the blood there as a memento.

yeah. has to tie it off or he'll pass out and/or bleed out.

You don't have to be a doctor to know you need to stop the bleeding.

you can get vlc and download the webm then play it in vlc, it is annoying but it works.

OP should be killed for not posting the link. killed.

Look at all of that blood, goodness, what a terrible idea.

HOLY KINO! That looks like a scene from a movie.

You should be killed for being a picky little faggot

Download beagle browser idiot

walk it off, pussy

Oh lawd he drippin

Why does it look so pinkish and fake?

because they are technologically retarded?
you can look up the vod and compare the pics yourself

I unironically did the same thing long ago and lost like 2 litres of blood, almost died

oxygenated blood
movie style blood is black nowadays
no spurting in movies!
youll scare the libtards