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Any Forums humor thread
Grayson Gomez
Thomas Foster
WARNING. This thread is composed of various racist, mysoginistic, islamophobic, homophobic, ableist and transphobic images which are deceptively veiled as "humor." Impressionable young viewers who haven’t been radicalized by far-right cybercriminals and Russian disinformation agents and bots yet should be careful as this website is monitored by law enforcement and the legal repercussions of even only browsing here can be very serious. The neo-nazis that produce the hateful content on display here use various advanced techniques of psychological manipulation and deception to minimalize and normalize their bigotry, but it is undeniable that it does serious harm to minorities. Futhermore, the users of this website use their platform to spread dangerous, baseless and unfounded conspiracy theories that represent a serious threat to our democracy. Indeed, this hatred and disinformation has real life effects on various vulnerable communities (i.e. Muslims, Refugees, Women, Latinx and BIPOC as well as LGBTQ2A+ and MAP folx). We must all come together to build a post-national world which is inclusive and allows vulnerable people to feel safe and accepted. Stay safe everyone. God Save The Queen.
Nicholas Wilson
Leaf you have evolved
Brandon Torres
lol funny af
Dominic Adams
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Jonathan Ross
Nolan Rivera
WARNING. This thread is composed of various racist, mysoginistic, islamophobic, homophobic, ableist and transphobic images which are deceptively veiled as "humor." Impressionable young viewers who haven’t been radicalized by far-right cybercriminals and Russian disinformation agents and bots yet should be careful as this website is monitored by law enforcement and the legal repercussions of even only browsing here can be very serious. The neo-nazis that produce the hateful content on display here use various advanced techniques of psychological manipulation and deception to minimalize and normalize their bigotry, but it is undeniable that it does serious harm to minorities. Futhermore, the users of this website use their platform to spread dangerous, baseless and unfounded conspiracy theories that represent a serious threat to our democracy. Indeed, this hatred and disinformation has real life effects on various vulnerable communities (i.e. Muslims, Refugees, Women, Latinx and BIPOC as well as LGBTQ2A+ and MAP folx). We must all come together to build a post-national world which is inclusive and allows vulnerable people to feel safe and accepted. Stay safe everyone. God Save The Queen.
Jason Myers
Sorry you've been replaced by
Nolan Taylor
Now this is a blessed thread. Ty leaf
Liam Lee
nice improvement on the pasta. leafs are truly the new shit posting kangs
Kayden Long
I'm guessing you have to issue those warnings for the incoming normie traffic after what happened at buffalo, right? You don't want more people becoming ‟radicalised”, don't you? Go fuck off back to Plebbit, faggot.
Christian Ross
Austin Miller
Okay you're accepted now stop spamming dammit
Jackson Perry
Pol is a psyop run by feds. There's greater diversity of opinion and interesting facts now on gab and Twitter. I'm done posting funnies here because of all the control
Levi Barnes
Josiah Gray
Yeah, posting bullshit racist memes doesn't hurt minorities at all, but a black mugger could do infinitely more damage.
Hunter Diaz
Kevin Cox
The Ballad of Derek “Shimmy” Chauvin, or: The Epic of Eric “Full/Admiral” Nelson (or: The Tomfoolery of Judge Cahill and the Semitic Marionettes)
On March Twenty-Nine
The trial had started.
Any Forums was excitable—
Almost downright retarded.
“Quick,” Any Forums cried out,
“There’s no time to waste!
This chat has no jannies!
It’s incredibly based!”
They Sneedided and they Feedided,
(This much is decidided)
What can’t quite be said:
The number of trannies suicidided.
“Racist incels!
Why don’t you get laid!?”
But the topic turned to mods
And how much money they get paid.
Kayden Johnson
See
Joshua White
the leaf really does want to replace the assize
Wyatt Collins
The charges were a sham;
The case a house of cards
Quite easily dismissed
By the sleepiest of Any Forumstards.
But the Governor insisted:
“This must go to trial.
Here’s a list of witnesses,” he said,
Rubbing his hands all the while.
At the list, State cried:
“Well, this certainly figures!
No wonder there’s no case,
This list’s full of niggers!”
But the fix was in,
The mob had already spoken.
A white man was to swing,
And that white man was Chauvin.
Sebastian Martin
Colton Foster
Ethan Davis
In the throes of the court,
The madness proceeded.
And Any Forums stayed undaunted
By the degenerates being Sneeded.
“Objection!” the state cried,
His large nose protruding,
As the Jewess behind him
Sat visibly brooding.
“Not so fast, Mr. Nelson!
This kike won’t be fooled!”
But the Court only smiled:
“Objection overruled.”
“Outrageous!” said the nose,
“There’s been a mistake!”
“The injustice here,” said the Court,
“Is that we’re not on a break.”
Noah Torres
has to be cgi
Camden Johnson
Charles Nguyen
Then next came the fighter,
“An expert!” the State boasted,
But he couldn’t spell his own name.
(Did he come to court toasted?)
But Cahill called for a break
To take reprieve from this travesty
And the witness adulated,
“Yeah, das a good cawl, yo’ Majesty.”
When the recess was done—
and everyone was now sitting—
The bullshit kept coming
From the bullshitter shitting.
“Pay close ‘tension, foo,
This expert’s no joke!
We be calling this a ‘Kimura,’” he said
As he mimed a d’arce choke.
“You cain get me, cracker.
This boy ’aint no snitch!”
“All the same,” said The Admiral,
“You’re a pussy-ass bitch.”
“Shut the fuck up, honky!”
The spook yelled with a drawl.
“I just grew in professionalism!
I don’t get mad at all!”
But the Judge merely sat there,
Looking concerned and distraught.
“It’s time for a break, right?
Yes, that’s exactly what I thought.”
Isaiah Sanders
Ethan Young
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Easton Jackson
Then Fatty McDiversity-Hire
Shuffled into the court,
Claiming to be a firefighter
Of the corpulent sort.
Glancing at her Class A,
The Court murmured, “Oh, wow!—
Who put that silk hat
On top of this sow?”
Her EMT cert
She’d never had known,
Had it not been for
All the Lieutenants she’d blown.
She smiled politely,
But was otherwise quite cunty.
“Break time,” the Court blurted,
“Let’s make this’un a twenty.”
But back at MFD,
Fire crews watched with disheartment
As this hole in a uniform
Disgraced their department.
If you’ve ever worked labor
Then you’re sure to know the kind:
They demand all the glory
But won’t do any of the grind.
Liked by no one,
She’s fat, spoiled, and lazy.
“Oh, fuck me. Here she comes—
It’s Firefighter Fugazi.”
But back in the court
She and Nelson were jabbing,
Nelson stood stoic,
While Fugazi’s jowls kept flabbing.
“Is it department policy,” he asked,
“To participate in a mob?”
“Oh em gee,” she oinked back,
“Like, you don’t even know my job.”
Then the Court had enough,
And he slapped piggy down:
“Understand, you dumb cunt?”
She said she did, with a frown.
“Is this ham Canadian?
‘Cause I’m finna’ rake.
Good heavens, that reminds me!
It’s nearly time for a break!”
She dismounted the stand,
Curly tail between hocks,
And trotted back to the gutter,
To holster black blistered cocks.
And as she trotted on by,
Defense gave a look of pure scorn
At this sardonic slam-ham
And at the costume she’d worn.
(Sometimes I dream of Nelson,
He’s quite the hero.
He asks what three things about me
would I like him to know.
Reserved, but ferocious,
A man worthy of applause;
God has yet to make a juror
He could not strike for cause.)
About this time now
The Judge looked quite aghast,
Unable to believe
How much time had since passed.
“Counsel—side-bar,”
The Court said for their sake.
“What do you guys think,
Is it time for a break?”
Camden Clark
Adrian Turner
NIGGER
Ryder King
See I just don't like this compared to the classic leaf post. Too long, too wordy.
Landon Jenkins
Grayson Walker
Next came the video,
caught on CCTV,
Inside of the store
Where outside came the knee.
The store was quite busy,
But there were no masks or bandanas
Not even on the cashier,
Who sold ol’ George his bananas.
And riding his high,
Floyd did a quick jig.
“One banana, young blood,
Some poe-tass-yum fo’ dis nig!”
“Objection! Speculation!”
Came again from the State.
But the Court raised a finger,
Implying he wait.
Ugh, thought Judge Pete.
This guy is the worst.
“I’ll rule in a minute, Counsel.
But let’s take a lunch first.”
They shuffled back in,
The prosecution in a fluster.
Judge Cahill sat up
And with the wind he could muster:
“Overruled, Counselor,
Once again you’re mistaken.
It was too short, though,
That break we had taken.”
The State played more tape,
A shameless appeal to emotion,
But there lay Po’ Floyd,
And on top, Derek Chauvin.
Shouting for his boo,
George cried through a “choke”:
“GET ‘NOTHER TWINNY, MAMMA!
THIS BOY NEEDS SOME SMOKE!”
Ethan White
>OOGA BOOGA RACIST SHIEEEEEEEEEE
Chase King
“A mistrial!” it was ruled
In the appellate courts.
(Spread those cheeks, Hennepin CTY.,
For these misconduct torts.)
Now the dust had all settled,
All the evidence had been figured.
But this ruling handed down,
Had Twitter thoroughly triggered.
They looted in Portland, Los Angeles,
even Bikini Atoll.
You couldn’t even imagine
All the things those chimps stole!
They stole all the ribbons!
They stole all the tags!
They stole all the packages,
Boxes, and bags!
They stole all the juicers!
They stole all the blenders!
They stole all the flungers,
Kapbadlers, and smendlers!
A quick break for Popeye’s
Then back to burn, loot, and murder.
Just another day in the life
Of a big city burger.
On their PCs and laptops
The Any Forumssters were all loggin’
While out in the streets
The nig-nogs were all joggin’
Comfy they were
In their kino law thread—
Many Any Forumssters, in fact,
Were even posting from bed!
Because now everybody knew
(It was quite well behoven):
You can’t Flim-Flam the Zim-Zam,
And you can’t Shimmy the Chauvin.
Mason Green
Leo Miller
fuck man you make me feel like a loser, even on Any Forums i dont apply myself like that. nice one.
Jaxon Brown
Jackson Johnson
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Josiah Gutierrez
Isaac Anderson
Lost
Lincoln Flores
Bless you.
Brandon Cook
Nathan Cox
Grayson Jackson
Cgi: coke going insane.
Brody Thomas
I need to know if this actually happens.. For research purposes
Brayden Walker
>WARNING. This thread is composed of various racist, mysoginistic, islamophobic, homophobic, ableist and transphobic images which are deceptively veiled as "humor." Impressionable young viewers who haven’t been radicalized by far-right cybercriminals and Russian disinformation agents and bots yet should be careful as this website is monitored by law enforcement and the legal repercussions of even only browsing here can be very serious. The neo-nazis that produce the hateful content on display here use various advanced techniques of psychological manipulation and deception to minimalize and normalize their bigotry, but it is undeniable that it does serious harm to minorities. Futhermore, the users of this website use their platform to spread dangerous, baseless and unfounded conspiracy theories that represent a serious threat to our democracy. Indeed, this hatred and disinformation has real life effects on various vulnerable communities (i.e. Muslims, Refugees, Women, Latinx and BIPOC as well as LGBTQ2A+ and MAP folx). We must all come together to build a post-national world which is inclusive and allows vulnerable people to feel safe and accepted. Stay safe everyone. God Save The Queen.
Michael Watson
holy kek fucking moonman
Adam Stewart
You are here forever.
Aaron Gray
Funny. I also wear a north face jacket with me all the time I'm out. I'm peak chav. Still better than being a bourgeois house nigger.
Daniel Stewart
leafposting ascension
Brandon Brooks
Was introduced to Any Forums in 2006 by a friend
Browsed a bit for a couple years but didn't come back until 2014
Jordan Cruz
Improved leaf pasta is 10/10, very well done
John Gonzalez
This is why the internet is awesome
Hunter Robinson
>Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
>Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Cooper Allen
You're too good at this I don't even trust you anymore
Evan Perez
Eli Robinson
Levi Hall
Jacob King
>The fourth Reich shall rise!
Luke Morales
Carter Campbell
Dear god save us, what the fuck did I just watch
Cooper Scott
Brayden White
op is leftist faggot
Gabriel Brown
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Henry Harris
wtf
Henry Gutierrez
Evan Thomas
Kayden Kelly
Carter Nelson
Ryder James
Angel Peterson
Andrew Wilson
Dylan Harris
Jonathan Evans
Tyler Stewart
New leaf pasta?
Aaron Bennett
Kevin Ramirez
Isaac Anderson
I didn’t read, but I know it’s funny.
Dylan Garcia
>AYO DIS THREAD ES RACIST NAHIMEEN LIKE SHEET NIGGA FR FR
Elijah Edwards
Joseph Perry