Take a seat

Take a seat.

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no thanks, i'll stand

Ew

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He said.
Take.
a Seat.

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You first

Holy fuck was that where that vegetable chick was?

if that was from Nicki Minaj, I would swim in that shit and guzzle it down

Imagine the smell

>mom found the poop couch

imagine the smell

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am I the only one that sees a face?

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wtf once seen cannot be unseen

kys christcuck

>the numbers are trying to warn us

>also checked

Yes. Meds

Piss jugs ain't got nothin on this

D-do I have too?

based dual 48 medsfag

that's me after being sat on by a brap hog for 5 days straight

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How does this even happen

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looks like Donald trump desu

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Its the necronomicon

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In 2005, I was an intern at ibm when the company had $100 million in debt and a massive it business, which included two thousand employees. Our employees were highly technical and high-caliber: we had a full-time full-time assistant ceo, but we were running an 80-hour week. It was like having a team of engineers that were running on only one day. And we said, "Well, you know, there's no way we can do that!" And ibm responded by saying, "Well, if you're just doing this and I don't want you back into this, I'llsend you a call and we'll put you in charge, and in five minutes, you give me a call," And I was like, "No, no you won't. Go away now, no I'llnot accept your job. All right?" And I was like, "No!" So when I came back to ibm, when I found out about the debt problems, I had to start looking at technology and other things and I came to understand that we could't pay the debt and we couldn't pay the it and the education bills. So I went and bought a home, went to a tech training center at harvard, and I built my first software engineering program at a school in san francisco called the stanford school of engineering. I also found out that I could build software. So I started looking at all kinds of things.

It's exactly the kind of face someone would make if someone shat all over their face

The brap to end all braps.

someone probably died and rotted there.

wt f

sucks. she looked cute

No.

i didn't write Desu? i don't even use that word.

Makes the most sense desu

Chris Hansen?

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HOOOME OF THEEE BRAAAAVEEEE

No, someone actually died there - a paralyzed woman, if I'm not mistaken, due to neglect from her boomer parents. Insane stuff.